Well, I finally gave in and started my first fanfic.  The Standard 
Disclaimer will apply here, and I can't really make money off of this, 
even if I tried.  This will be short...I think.  Any C&C welcome, even 
flames, but no death threats please.

Rumiko Takahashi owns all Ranma characters and then some.
Oh yeah, also assume that a certain character has some knowledge about 
the computer.  If anyone has done something similar let me know, and 
I'll witdraw this story.  Also, the First Fic disclaimer will apply 
here.

A person about 18 or 19 years old walked into the computer store.  the 
clerk was puzzled by the strange garb he was wearing.  The person 
decided to look at the sound cards and hard drives.  His head was 
turning from one to the other very quickly.  

"Hmm, the sound card or the hard drive?" he asked himself.
"The card will allow me to hear the angelic voices of the pig-tailed 
goddess and the robust Akane.  Yet the hard drive will allow me to have 
more pictures of the women that I love.  However, their voices are  
pure, elegant, melodious even.  But I cannot part with the pictures of 
the goddess with pig-tails and Tendo Akane.  I MUST HAVE THEM BOTH!!  
Bwahahahahaha!"

"So, what would you like, sir?" the intimidated store clerk replied.

"I must have THEM BOTH!"

"Which ones are you talking about?"

"Why, the pig-tailed goddess and the one known as Tendo Akane."

"Uh, no sir, what would you like to buy?"

"Pictures of the my true loves, of course."

"Uh, sir, we don't carry those here."

"Oh, sorry.  I was thinking of someone else.  I would like to buy both 
the sound card and hard drive."

"We have quite a few hard drives and sound cards, sir, which ones do you 
want?"

"There is more than one?"

"Yes sir."

"Well then, I only want the best, for I am Tatewaki Kuno, age 18, the 
Blue Thunder of Furinkan High."
Somehow, the thunder that usually accompanied Kuno's speech found its 
way into the store and destroyed every piece of hardware that was turned 
on.

"Will you be paying by cash, check, or credit card sir?"  the now upset 
clerk asked.

"Cash."

"That'll be 10,000 American dollars sir." (Author's note--unsure of 
current exchange rate.  However, the thunder did do a lot of damage...)

Kuno hands the clerk the cash and then calls for Sasuke.  Sasuke appears 
suddenly waiting for Master Kuno's orders.

"Sasuke!  Come over here to pick up the purchases I have bought to allow 
myself to comtemplate the two loves of my life so that I might gaze upon 
their loveliness and hear their sweet voices."

"Yes, Master Kuno."  

Sasuke picks up all the damaged equipment and the hard drive and sound 
card.  *Darn, this is the fifth hard drive this month Master Kuno has 
picked up, not to mention the fourth sound card he's gone 
through...*Sasuke thought.

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Sadly, this is what I was going through today.  Sound card or hard 
drive?  Then I felt like I was imitating Kuno with the his two loves.  
Then I thought what if he was doing the same thing with certain computer 
hardware to have better pictures and sound to listen to his pig-tailed 
goddess and Akane.  Drat, now I'm gonna have to figure out the Sailor 
Panda stuff.

ryouga12@hotmail.com
SRV
Can't believe I actually wrote this...but I did.


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