I don't really have time to write it myself, but if anyone else wants
to, it's up for grabs.
Clerks
Ranma Saotome as Dante

	Oh c'mon. This is Ranma we're talking about. There might be a movie out
there that hasn't been done with Ranma characters, but "Clerks" isn't it.
The story's in the RAAC archive:

ftp://ftp.cs.ubc.ca/pub/archive/anime-fan-works/Ranma/ranma.clerks.gz

It's not half bad, either.

Patrick