At 02:03 PM 6/28/98 PDT, you wrote:

Has anyone ever seen "Clerks"?  I just saw it again (for the 
thirty-seventh time ^_^), and was hit by this idea.

I don't really have time to write it myself, but if anyone else wants 
to, it's up for grabs.

Clerks
Ranma Saotome as Dante
Ryoga Hibiki as Randal
Akane Tendo as Veronica 
Shampoo as Caitlin  
Happosai as Jay ^_^
Genma-panda as Silent Bob
And the rest of cast as the customers.

I think that Ukyou Kuonji should play Randle instead of Ryoga as she is
Ranma' best friend and I find it is easier to picture her in that role than
Ryoga.