Just got the song write now, working on marrying the two plotlines:

...wachkawachka...

Who's the gender-bending dick who snatches up all the chicks?
	Ranma!
	Ya' daaaaamn right.

Who is the man...when around cold water is bound to scram?
	Ranma!
	Can ya' dig it?

Who's that brat that always cops out?  Talks real big, but don't put out..
      Ranma!
	Right on!

He's very simple man...who hasn't gotta clue about women...
	RAN..ma!

...and so on...you get the picture...

Hell, maybe I'll put up "Across Atagoshita Dori" and "Panty Man" next 
time...then "Papa was Lazy Panda."  After I finally mill over the spoof 
themes, I'll probably entertain the idea of considering a notion regarding a 
review of a plan to eventually realize the potential for studying the 
possibility of writing a concurrent fanfic.

-The Reverend Prez

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