Subject: [FFML] [Spamfic][R.5][About nosebleeds and such.]
From: Catbert25@aol.com
Date: 6/29/1998, 10:30 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

This is my first Spamfic. I just had to write this down....
About Nose bleeds and such...

	Ranma and Ryoga sit together by a tree after a particularly eventful day
involving Happosai, a girls locker room, a half dressed Akane and P-chan.

Ran: Geez again? You got some kind of condition or something?

Ryo: [holding his head back and pinching his nose.] Shut up this is all your
fault ya know!

Ran:It is not! Here, its great for nose bleeds. God that's disgusting, how can
you squirt so far? [Ranma hands Ryoga a small white piece of cloth. Ryoga
accepts it and stuffs it up his nose.]

Ryo:Thanks. This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't...

Ran:You ungrateful jerk! If you hadn't passed out at the slightest hint of
flesh we wouldn't be all beat up!

Ryo: You mean -you- wouldn't be all beat up Ranma.

Ran: Aw stuff it. But really, you get nose bleeds way to easy, maybe you
should go see Dr.Tofu or somethin.

Ryo: Will you lay off already. I already went to the doctor about this its
nothing OK?! I'm just sensitive.

Ran: Alright geez bite my head off why don't ya?

[The pair sits in the shade for a moment quietly.]

Ryo:Hey Ranma, Why do I feel like running on the beach?

Ran: Huh? Oh that...its nothing...

Ryo:No dammit! You know why! Tell me why I just got an urge to go horseback
riding?!

Ran: You don't want to know.

[Ryoga looks strangely and pulls the 'tissue' from his nose.]

Ryo:What the hell is this?!

Ran:Nothing.

Ryo:Dammit Ranma!

Ran:OK OK! Geez Its a .......[Mutters something intelligable.]
	
Ryo: What?

Ran:It's a tampon OK!?

Ryoga looks at him dumbly and then at the object in his hand.

Ryo: AAAAAGGHHH! [Drops the Tampon and scurries away from it.]

Ran:Oh you baby, Its not like it was used.

Ryo:Why do you have one of those?!!

[Ranma just gives Ryoga a look.]

Ryo:That is disgusting!

Ran:Why do you think its called a curse Ryoga? Do I really have to exsplain
this to you?

Ryo:NO!!! I don't ever want to hear about this! I'm sorry I know now!

Ran:What ever. This from a guy who sleeps in a girls bed.

Ryo:This is completely different Ranma. That shouldn't happent to a boy!!

Ran:Your tellin me?

Ryo:Ranma I'm leaving now. We never had this conversation OK?

Ran:Yea sure, see ya around.

[Ryoga walks off leaving Ranma by the tree. After a moment Ranma wanders off
as well.]
Ran:I hope she isn't still mad at me....

Da end.

	That was just sick. But I enjoyed doing it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Ja!
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