Would have been here last night, but there were problems with
getting the file to my school email account.
Enjoy.
Brian: Heh, school mail accounts. I can sympathize with you there.
Actually, hcs.harvard.edu is just fine. It was my account here at
home of capaccess.org that was having mail server troubles.
begun September 1, 1997
restarted Sometime In March, 1998
All: <blink>
Brian: And I thought *I* was bad....
Sh'up. :P
bit happier. Nothing much happens, I just need to establish a few things
before the next full part.
Atsuko: And to make sure we don't kill you for not hurrying with the
next part?
Yes.
Family Can Get on One's NERVs
All: <groan>
Brian: And I thought Part 2's title was bad.
BEEEEDA! :P
"Hey! Don't go flashing those around this place! I have a reputation
to keep, you know!" Asuka hastily snatched them out of his hand. "Um.
Danke schoen."
Julia: Bet ya they're both Sailor Moon.
Erica: You're on.
...
"Two words," said Rei. "Training room."
Brian: One word: Huh????
You do remember the events of part 3, yes?
Gendou shrugged. "Well, I don't know about you, but I could murder a
curry."
Erica: <blinks> Prachett reference?
Julia: Yep. Another one.
And I've not even read _Mort_ yet.
a TV screen, some rather overdeveloped adolescent females wearing rather
underdeveloped sailor fukus were prodding some youma buttock.
<The Sailor Senshi, all radiating battle auras, appear behind the
reviewers>
Moon: What.
Mars: Did.
Venus: He.
Jupiter: Wri.
Mercury: Te.
Saturn: ?
<Snip really neat Eternal attack sequences. Suffice to say, Andrew was
cooked (and elecrocuted...and ribboned...and lasered...and everything
else)>
The Pile of Ash: Hey, it's true. And really, is that such a negative
thing?
A cute, 10 year old girl wearing a bright pink ribbon in her hair was
sitting up in the hospital room's bed. There was a book on her lap. It
was big.
All: <begin suffering from acute cuteness sickness syndrome>
You speak far too soon, however.
Touji laughed slightly nervously, just in the right way that irked
Hikari a bit. "Ah, yes, Mari...this is Hikari-chan."
"Hello, Mari-chan. The doctors say you're getting much better!" She
didn't notice a sudden shift in the way that Mari's eyes shone.
"I am doing very well, thank you. I am gratified by your concern,"
intoned Mari.
All: <blink>
Hikari would have facefaulted, if not for Touji's hand on her
All: <the reviewers do the facefaulting for her>
shoulder. Mari continued talking. "It becomes...tiresome to lie in here
alone for so long." Mari suddenly shook her head a bit. "Oniichan's been
telling me so much about you!" she burbled, gleefully. "And you cook
great, too!"
Erica: Two words: See Saw.
Hikari started edging towards the door, but again, Touji's hand
restrained her from moving. Touji said, "Ah, yeah...isn't she great?" He
gently elbowed his girlfriend to keep her from saying something off.
Atsuko: Smart man.
"...and she really liked the color purple," said Gendou.
"Purple?" asked Shinji.
Erica: <blink>
"Purple," said Gendou. "And green, too."
"Green?"
Julia: <blink>
Drazi 1: Purple!
Drazi 2: Green!
D1: PURPLE!
D2: GREEN!
"Green." And Unit 01 was supposed to be white, and it _was_ white,
until the day after the...accident. Stupid paint jobs never stayed on,
either. I hate purple.
Atsuko: <blink> Ooookay.
Hint, hint.
"My question is, how the HELL did anyone manage to tie a twenty-five
meter pink ribbon around this thing?"
"Shut up and help me get it off Unit 03."
"Yeah, yeah. Heh, I think it would look better with a blue ribbon."
"The last one _was_ blue."
"There was another one?"
All: BWAHHHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<All fall in the pool>
At least you got that one. :)
Grumbling, Kensuke exited UNIX talk. "I don't believe this. It's
damn weird, that's what it...."
Brian: <blink> UNIX??? How old is that again???
Old. But still around, for which I am grateful.
Besides, it's regularly upgraded.
Ah, but it was worth it. Now, the fun could begin. She was going to
make sure that Kensuke would do as he was told.
Brian: Uh, Kensuke? Run. As fast as you can.
Mweh. Heh. Heh.
"Hey--Shinji! You idiot! You gave me one of your Giant Robo tapes!"
Erica: <blink> How....ironic.
Julia: Hai.
Mweh. Heh. Heh.
Erica: <blinks again> Heeeyyy...wait a second, you lost the bet!
Julia: D'oh! What do I have to do.
Erica: Weeelllll....wait until the pool closes and then....<shifty
look>
Julia: <blushes>
Atsuko and Brian: <sweatdrop>
Hello and goodbye.... H_H Or maybe not goodbye, yet.
Mari yawned, put aside her copy of _War and Peace_, turned out the
lights, and curled up under her blankets. Early the next day, in the
EVA control room--
"DAMMIT! Why'd EVA-03's interface get set to Russian AGAIN!? Every
freaking morning!"
All: <blink>
Erica: I suppose this is the revelation about the Evas?
Atsuko: Wierd way to go about it.
Well, one of the many hints about it. Yes?
"Good morning, and how is our patient today...Souryuu-san? You don't
look very well. Didn't you sleep last night?"
"Nightmares...horrible nightmares...Bishoujo Senshi G...Giant R--
Robo...couldn't sleep...."
All: <shudder>
Brian: The horror......
Erica: The absolute horror.....
Julia: The....irony.
Atsuko: Huh?
Julia: Think about it.
All: <beat, facefault>
Actually, I broke one of the Sound and the Furry's rules. When
we were created, in its opening charter, we said _not_ featuring BSGR.
Eh.
In the heavens, far, far above our beloved and behated characters,
doom approached, and it was ugly....
Erica: Was it Barney??
His cousin.
Julia: Good, we're done. Now, about some privacy....?
Erica: Easy.....
J&E: BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!!
<Atsuko and Brian are sent heading into the stratosphere....>
Brian: Guess that's it. Good job, Andrew. Now, where did I put that
chute..???
<WHAM>
Well, thanks for the MST!
>From Andrew Huang, brought to you by his computer, Oddzilla
Oddzilla says, "Mmmmm...Evanjellydonut...."
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