Ryoucilo's Hideaway

(Ryoucilo is wearing a grey toupe and is sitting in the
booth of a restaurant where there are several pictures
of famous anime stars on the wall.) 
Ryoucilo:Hello, today we have a fabulous guest today.
He's simply marvelous.  It's Ryouga Hibiki.
(Ryouga walks OC and sits in the booth. He is wearing 
a grey suit, but still has the bandanna tied around his 
head.)
Ryoucilo:Oh, Ryouga it is simply marvelous to have
you on the show. Just marvelous.
Ryouga:Oh, thank you Ryoucilo. It's good to be on the
show.
Ryoucilo:Yes, but I simply must ask a question that I'm
sure is on the minds of our viewers. Now if you don't 
want to answer it that's okay.
Ryouga:What is it?
Ryoucilo:Where did you get that fabulous suit darling?
Ryouga:Oh, this? Well you see
Ryoucilo:(Interrupting) Fascinating.
Ryouga: we were doing shooting for the show in a funeral parlor-
Ryoucilo:(Interrrupting) Marvelous. Go on. I won't say 
another word.
Ryouga: Anyway I saw this open casket-
Ryoucilo:(Interupting) Fabulous.
Ryouga:(irritated tone) Are you just going to keep interrupting me?
Ryoucilo:I'm sorry, but you're such a fabulous person that I have
to say that you're fabulous. You really are wonderful person.
Ryouga:That's all fine anf good, but could you please let me finish 
the story?
Ryoucilo:Okay, darling. You're fabulous.
Ryouga:Well, I saw this guy  in the casket was wearing an Armani 
suit so I thought to myself, he's not going be using it anymore.  So...
Ryoucilo:You took his suit and left him in the casket with just his
underwear on?
Ryouga:No, no. I switched clothes with him.
Ryoucilo:Now, darling I don't mean this in a bad way, but you probably
should have just left him there with only his underwear on.  
Ryouga:(Angry tone) What's that supposed to mean?!
Ryoucilo:Well, darling I think there really is no other way to put it, but
the clothes you used to wear were not fabulous.
Ryouga:(Angry tone) Hey! I resent that!
Ryoucilo:I'm sorry, but it's the truth darling. Even Elton John wouldn't 
wear those clothes. I'm sorry. I really am. Let's go on to the next 
question: Did you ever make mad passionate love to Akane while you were
a pig?
Ryouga:(Blushing)No, of course not! 
Ryoucilo:Please, you have to tell us the truth! The public wants to know!
Ryouga:(Really blushing now) I didn't make mad passionate love to Akane
while I was a pig!
Ryoucilo:Okay, I'm sorry about that question. How about I go on to
the next one?
Ryouga:Okay, that would be good.
Ryoucilo:Did you ever make mad passionate love to Akari whil you were 
a pig?
Ryouga:That's it I'm out of here! 
(Ryouga stands up and leaves the table.)
Ryoucilo:It's official, Ryouga has made mad passionate love to both Akane
and
Akari while he was a pig. He really is the Don Juan of cute little pigs.
Simply
a marvelous guest. He was simply marvelous. Okay, people remember it is 
always better to look good than to feel good.


Ryouga Hibiki was created by the marvelous Rumiko Takahashi and Fernando's
Hideaway was created by the fabulous Billy Crystal. Wonderful people really.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.