Andy Kent wrote:

2. Everytime you turn on your computer, you wait for that intangible
black keyboard to appear... and it never does.

Or, alternatively, if it DOES eventually.

Actually you can make this happen for real, do this:

1. Turn on a bright light and direct it at you keyboard.

2. Stare at your keyboard for several minutes.

3. Close your eyes, you should see a black ghost image of your keyboard.

4. Pass out.

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Jim Lazar

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"Genma's."
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