Subject: Re: [FFML] [Spam]Anime too long when...
From: Angus MacSpon
Date: 6/26/1998, 2:29 AM
To: Ryan Norman
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

You know you've been watching anime too long when...

1. Everytime you turn on a flashlight you scream "Light Come Forth!"

2. Everytime you turn on your computer, you wait for that intangible
black keyboard to appear... and it never does.

3. You feel every kind of damage done to the human body can be cured
by applying a pressure point technique.

4. You're absolutly certain you can walk through walls on the second
try.

5. You keep asking your parents if they have a burial chamber, secret
room or such on your property.  Or at least have some bloodline
involving royalty or sacrifice.

6. You've been kicked out of shop class three times for trying to
forge a "Spear of Subjugation of Evil".

7. You talk to thin air like there's a monstor or ghost standing there.

8. Your route to school takes you through three states... three
different states... every day.

9. You pull ribbons out of cheerleader's hair to see if they lose
their memory.

10. You plant twenty tree seeds in your backyard hoping you can grow
an armada of starships.

11. You get into minor conversations over minute details and end up
getting into fist fights.

12.  You've broken your arm 3 times, your hand 5, and your finger 7,
all because you keep trying to master the "Breaking Point" technique.


How about --

13.  You frequently find yourself saying "Oh my!" -- completely naturally
and without intending to -- and you KNOW you never used to.

(What can I say?  It's happened to me ... oh my!)

Angus

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