Actually, my favorite is:

If you buy dubbed anime, turn off the volume, and follow along with 
scripts just because the subtitles get in the way, you might be otaku.
-- 
JD Farber
email: sabreb@erols.com
ICQ: 3378089

Scalpel... Sutures....
Oops.
Pen.... Death Certificate....

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To Touch is to Heal.
To Hurt is to Steal.
If you wanna kiss the Sky,
Better learn how to kneel.

On your knees, boy.

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Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias