You know you've been watching anime too long when...

1. Everytime you turn on a flashlight you scream "Light Come Forth!"

Alternatively, if you've ever tried to create some sort of energy beam, 
and was disappointed when it didn't actually work.

2. Everytime you turn on your computer, you wait for that intangible
black keyboard to appear... and it never does.

Or, alternatively, if it DOES eventually.

3. You feel every kind of damage done to the human body can be cured
by applying a pressure point technique.

Or, alternatively, if you're surprised that a dislocated arm doesn't 
heal as soon as it's popped back in the socket.

4. You're absolutly certain you can walk through walls on the second
try.

Bonus points for trying with a plate glass window.

5. You keep asking your parents if they have a burial chamber, secret
room or such on your property.  Or at least have some bloodline
involving royalty or sacrifice.

6. You've been kicked out of shop class three times for trying to
forge a "Spear of Subjugation of Evil".

You know... <swings the kaemomonoyari that his younger brother made in 
shop class> SOME teachers are anime fans too. Now if he'd just finish 
that battle spatula...

7. You talk to thin air like there's a monstor or ghost standing there.

Alternatively, this can be a sign of schizophrenia. I talked to the air 
for years before I saw my first Ranma tape.

8. Your route to school takes you through three states... three
different states... every day.

Unless you live in the NE section of the country. Heck, my commute could 
carry me through three states up there...

9. You pull ribbons out of cheerleader's hair to see if they lose
their memory.

10. You plant twenty tree seeds in your backyard hoping you can grow
an armada of starships.

Or, alternatively, a horde of Aragami minions.

11. You get into minor conversations over minute details and end up
getting into fist fights.

Doesn't everybody?

12.  You've broken your arm 3 times, your hand 5, and your finger 7,
all because you keep trying to master the "Breaking Point" technique.

Bonus points if something actually BROKE from the technique.

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"He'd been an Angel once.
He hadn't meant to Fall.
He'd just hung around with the wrong people."
Crowley, Good Omens

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