*RING!*
"Hello?"
"Who is this?"
"This is Tendou Kasumi.  With whom are you wanting to speak?"
"With you, I suppose."
"Oh, my!"
"What kind of movies do you like?"
"Movies?  I haven't seen any movies in a long time.  There was that nice
 one about the baby dear, but it was a bit sad."
"..."
"Is there something else?  I need to start dinner before my family comes
 home."
"Do you like scary movies?"
"Oh, no.  They give me nightmares."
"Everyone has nightmares.  What scary movies have you seen?"
"Well... there was one about two men who stopped living with their wives,
 if you can believe that!  One of them kept his apartment in such an awful
 mess!"
"..."
"I still occasionally wake up from a nightmare, afraid that I'll find my
 house looking that way."
"..."
"If that's all, I really must be starting dinner now."
"..."
Kasumi gently placed the receiver back on the base.
"My, what a nice young man."


Notes:

Eh... just chalk it up to another bout of weird Thoughts on my part.  I
haven't seen "Scream," I just took the general idea from a post (that I
was responding to when this idea hit me) by somebody else.  I decided to
throw in a few other pokes... ah... jokes just for fun.

Was Kasumi talking about "Bambi" or "The Yearling?"  I'll let you
decide...

Yes, I'm actually working on my two series as well as these Spamfics that
I've been sending out recently...

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