[Scene: The Lurkerdrome. Lurker sits alone in the review theater.]

For some strange reason, I'd REALLY like the see this chapter

MSTed.

Lurker: I'd like the see it to. ^_^

	The group had been running for a good five minutes, trying to put 
distance between themselves and the creature that three of the five

of them, would soon fight.  Stopping to lean against a tree, Sailor

Moon panted, "Wait... second.  Breath... catch... need to."

Lurker: Last... brain cell... lost. Talk... like Yoda...I must.

	Belldandy nodded as she and the others came to a halt.  She said, 
"We are far enough away now.  When he awakens, we will be able to

see 

him fully."

Lurker: Got those cameras ready people? Be sure to use panoramic
film...

	The entire time that the Trio, God and Goddess had run, green

energy 

flowed from the trees and plants around them, being absorbed by 
something that was deep underground.  The ground continued to

shake.  

Then, a fissure on top one of the mountains appeared, spewing forth

steam and lava.  From the fissure, a sound reached the ears of the 
assembled heroes.  It was like the cry of a bull elephant, yet much

larger and far more sinister.

Lurker: Hold y' ears folks...it's showtime!

	The fissure then erupted into a large hole, as a serpent like head

and neck, as big as a New York City apartment building, broke

through 

the surface.  The head raised itself to the sky and let out another

one of its trumpeting cries.  Chris and the Trio, felt their jaws 
drop at what happened next.  Belldandy however, only moaned softly,

"He arises once more."

Lurker: That's one erection they won't soon forget...

	For five miles on both sides of him, the Adirondacks collapsed

into 

an unseen pit as Death Ghidora pulled himself free of his prison.  
The yells of the first head were quickly joined by a second and

then 

a third, each of them expressing joy at their freedom.

Lurker: Make that three erections they won't soon forget...

	Death Ghidora was large.  VERY large.  As big as the mighty

mountain 

range that had once surrounded it.  Each head was a carbon copy of 
the other.  They were much like mythical Chinese dragon heads in 
appearance, covered with black as midnight scales.  Their six eyes 
were the orange-red color of fire.  The body of Death Ghidora was 
like that of a European dragon, four legged, hunched low to the 
ground and powerful looking.  Under the necks and leading to the 
belly were tan colored, fleshy looking, bone plates.  On his back, 
were two red frills, which looked like incomplete wings.

Voice: Ugly motherfucker, ain't he?

Lurker: O_o? [looks around] No...not...

[A tiny...think lizard-sized...red dragon hops up onto the back of
the chair next to Lurker, shaking a fist at the screen.]

Mushu: C'mon, dude...you ain't so tough wit' yo three heads...I could
take you...

Lurker: -_-;;

	Chris looked at the Trio.  Then at Death Ghidora.  Then the Trio. 

Then Death Ghidora once more.  He took a deep breath, as if to say 
something, but words failed him and he decided to keep the thought

of,

 "David and Goliath has NOTHING on this..." to himself.

Lurker: Heh.

	"No," Belldandy replied, "Death Ghidora will ignore humanity until

it has drained the world of all plant life."

	"This thing prefers trees to humans?" Chris asked.

Lurker: Who could blame him?

Mushu: Mmm-hmmm, that's right.

	As if to punctuate the goddesses statement, the plant life around 

Lurker: goddess'

	"Yes," Belldandy replied, "but..."

	Sayaman powered up to his Super form and said, "Then let's go!"

Lurker: Idiot. When there's a 'but', you should stop and listen.

Mushu: Hey. They never do. Trust me, I know.

	"Final initiation?" Chris asked, "I thought Skuld's zapping them, 
let them fight that... big... THINGY."

Lurker: Looks like three thingies, actually...

Mushu: Man, what is with you?

	Sayaman watched as Death Ghidora continued to take energy from the

woods underneath him.  He shouted down to his companions, "I'll go 
first to see what he can do!  You two hang back until either I have

him on the ropes or vice versa!"

Lurker: Yeah, it'll definitely be vice versa.

	Death Ghidora opened his mouths and from all three, balls of red 
lightning shot out at Sayaman.  The hero easily flew around them,

at 

first, but then, as the assault continued, they began to become

more 

and more coordinated, coming closer and closer with frightening 
accuracy.  The stink of ozone filled Sayaman's nose and he knew

that 

if he didn't do something quick, his goose would be cooked... not

to 

mention his body.

Mushu: Pssh! Who ever heard of a lightning-breathing dragon anyway?
Man, forget you...

	He wasn't expecting the concentrated blast of fire which came out 
and washed over him.  Sayaman had no time to fret over the complete

loss of another cape as he ripped off his rapidly melting

sunglasses, 

taking a small portion of skin with them and flew away to escape

the 

heat so intense, that it left him light headed and carried the

smell 

of sulfur.

Mushu: Haha! Now that's more like a real dragon!

	Sayaman, still smoking but no longer on fire, pulled himself out

of 

the lake and grinned at his friends as he said, "I think this 
qualifies as being on the ropes."

Lurker: No shit, Sherlock.

	Death Ghidora's heads turned from left to right, trying to decide 
who to go after first, since they were too far apart to try and

send 

one head after each of them.  From the sidelines, Chris smiled as

he 

said, "Looks like they're doing okay.  Maybe they won't need that 
final initiation."

	Belldandy sighed, "I fear that will not be.  Death Ghidora is

still 

weak from his awakening, that will change soon.  In fact, it

changes 

now."

Mushu: Uh-oh. Looks like bad boy's gettin' a second wind...

	Yin Yang-chan continued punching, hoping that it would be able to 
contribute to the team victory in some way.  Sayaman moved in the 
fire another Kame-Hame-Ha and Sailor Moon leaped into the air to

join 

her sex changing lover on the beasts back.  However at that moment,

Mushu: O_o Her WHAT!?

Lurker: Long story.

Mushu: Damn. An' I thought I hung out with some strange people...

	Great Sayaman was knocked backwards and out of his Super state. 

He 

smashed through the trunks of several trees as he fell to the

ground, 

creating a three foot deep hole as he crash landed.

Mushu: That had to HURT.

	Sailor Moon's trajectory was thrown off as the blast struck her

and, 

stars swimming in her vision, she flailed her arms out wildly and 
grasped the first thing that could stop her fall.  This turned out

to 

not be such a good idea, as she was holding onto the bottom lip of 
Death Ghidora's right head.

Lurker: A little lip service?

	"Not... really..." the martial artist replied, "I jammed... my

legs..

. pretty... good... and... that blast... hurt like... hell."

	"Be glad..." Sayaman said as he cracked a tired smile, "he... 
couldn't... focus it... fully."

Lurker: The cast...of...this fanfic...have been...taking...acting
lessons...from William...Shatner...

	Death Ghidora unleashed rivers of flame from all three of his

heads, 

turning the dead and dried out plant life around him into a funeral

pyre for the loss of nature's beauty, as he trumpeted in triumph.

Lurker: Ooh, NICE paragraph. Kinda reminds me of DBZ movie 3...

	His yells were in vain, as the Trio was too far away and too deep

in 

the roaring forest fire to hear him.  Growling in frustration,

Chris 

was about to pull them out himself, but heard Belldandy say, "No! 

If 

you get involved, it will start a war between Heaven and Hell that 
will wipe out all of this reality!"

	"Is that another one of your lies, Belldandy?"

Lurker: Ooh, harsh. Wonder what that could be...

	That was as far as she got as Pluto balled up her left fist and

hit 

Belldandy in the stomach, doubling the Goddess over.  In an 
infuriated whisper only the two of them could hear, the senshi 
whispered, "I am here and will bring them to you, only because it

is 

for the good of the Time Line.  I have not forgotten and will never

forgive, all that I have suffered because of you.  Remember that

when 

our time of reckoning comes."

Mushu: Damn...this woman's got a serious attitude problem...

	With that, Sailor Pluto leaped over both her and her brother, and 
headed for the battle field.  "That's it," Chris rumbled, his voice

low and menacing, "The bitch dies."

Lurker: Heh.

	"CHRISTOPHER JAMES ANGEL, GOD OF MOMENTS!" Belldandy snapped from 
where she had fallen to her knees.

	"Uh oh, full name AND title.  Jeez," Chris thought as he stopped 
short in his pursuit of Pluto, "what did I do THIS time?""

Lurker, Mushu: <snicker>

	Trunks shook his head, this just kept on getting more confusing by

Lurker: Needs to be two sentences there.

	Sayaman felt his aura ignite larger than it had ever done before. 

His blond hair grew, becoming more mangy as it reached his waist

and 

fit perfectly with his enlarged forehead.

	Super Saya-jin Level 3.

Mushu: Whoa, jump back! 

	Sailor Moon's outfit changed.  First, becoming the dress of

Princess 

Serenity.  Then, it changed again, becoming a hybrid of both her 
senshi and Princess clothes.  The Ginzuishou detached from her

broach 

and came to rest on top of a staff that materialized from no where.

	Sailor Cosmos.

Lurker: Heh...it's asswhoopin' time...

	Yin Yang became male again.  Excaliber materialized before him and

as soon as he grasped it, his armor formed over his body.  With the

mystic blade clenched in his right hand, an energy rush like none

he 

had felt before filled his body.

	Yin Yang Knight.

Mushu: ...and then some...

	Sayaman spoke first, "Death Ghidora... For your crimes against 
nature, we will never forgive you!"

	"Death Ghidora... It is our duty to punish you!" Sailor Cosmos

added.

Mushu: Man, what's with the speeches?

Lurker: YES! SPEECHES! <applauds>

	"Death Ghidora... Let's rumble!" Yin Yang Knight exclaimed.

Mushu: Now see that? Why can't they be like homeboy there?

	"All RIGHT!" Chris exclaimed, after picking his jaw up from the 
ground, "I think we've got a chance after all."  He paused and 
frowned at the fighters, "They've been watching WAY too much Power 
Rangers, though."

Mushu: Power who?

Lurker: You don't want to know.

	Meanwhile, Death Ghidora had gathered enough energy.  A blast of 
orange-red light ignited on his back and, where the wings had once 
been incomplete, they were now fully formed.  The skin of the wings

were blood red and seemed almost translucent as the monster began

to 

flap and took to the sky.

Mushu: That can't be a good thing.

	Deciding to concentrate on the female, Death Ghidora unleashed his

fire at Sailor Cosmos, but was shocked to see it bounce off a 
mystical force shield then countered with a beam of pure white, 
magical energy.  The beam hit Death Ghidora in his central mouth, 
changing the roar of defiance, to one of pain.

Mushu: Yeah, suck on that! 

	Sayaman gathered energy in between his cupped hands, the shards of

light escaping the ball traveling the length of a football field.  
"KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he cried as he unleashed the most 
powerful Kame-Hame-Ha wave he had ever performed.

Mushu: Can of asswhup number one...

	Sailor Cosmos raised the staff with the Ginzuishou on it above her

head and let the energy gather within it.  Then she aimed it at

Death 

Ghidora and cried, "COSMOS CRYSTAL KISS!"

Lurker: Can of asswhup number two...

	Yin Yang Knight placed Excaliber at his side, the tip pointed at 
Death Ghidora and blue energy crackled along the length of the

blade. 

 When the energy reached it's apex, Yin Yang Knight cried,

"SHINKU... 

MOKO TAKABISHIA!"

Lurker & Mushu: CAN OF ASSWHUP NUMBER THREE!

	Carefully landing on the ground, the Trio watched as Chris, now 
dressed in some kind of green armor, with some kind of arm blade 
attached to the right arm, pointed at Death Ghidora and said with a

voice filled with power, "DEATH GHIDORA.  YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED.  
THE CONTEST ENDS.  YOU SHALL RETURN TO THE DARK CHAOS OF NON-
EXISTANCE, UNTIL IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO BE SUMMONED AGAIN."

	Then, the God of Moments grinned and add-libbed, "SO BUGGER OFF."

L & M: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

	Suddenly, and without any preamble, Death Ghidora's body turned

into 

an orange-red mist, which soon vanished on the winds.

Mushu: Yeah, that's right, blow off...lousy excuse for a dragon...

	"Home..." Sayaman groaned.

	"Bed..." Yin Yang added.

	"Sleep..." Sailor Moon threw in.

	Sounding like zombies, the three said as one, "Goooood."

Lurker: <snicker>

END OF OSA

<applause>

Lurker: Good work, Flashman.

NEXT: The Third Season of TRIO begins.  Watch for it.

Lurker: Looking forward to it!

--------------------------------------------------------------------
"I harbor no intolerance towards male homosexuals.
I just don't care to hear about what they do when
they do who they do."


When the going gets tough...the tough crossdress!

If you don't like my attitude, call 1-900-FUCK-OFF.

---
The Eternal Lost Lurker
Gettin' ficcy wit' it...
EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net
http://www.geocities.com/~etlostlurker

Lurker's Phone Answering Message:
"Haro! You leach Noboyuki House of Sushi. 
We gualantee derivery in thirty minute, or you get
NO sushi!" 
-------------------------------------------------------------------