OK, I was watching a movie the other day, laughing my head off at the
antics of the characters, when I had a Thought.  It immediately killed
my joviality, being such a sick, twisted idea.  I argued with myself as
to whether to post this, but unfortunately my evil side won this time...

Oh, what was the movie, you ask.  "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen," I
reply with an insane grin...




                  "The Adventures of Ranma Munchausen"

Starring:

     Saotome Ranma as Ranma Munchausen
          (Ladies can't resist him and he always wins in the end.)

     Hibiki Ryouga as Albrecht
          (Ever so dainty...)

     Mousse as Adolphus
          (Myopics should stick together!)

     Kunou Tatewaki as Gustavus
          (He certainly has enough hot air for the job.)

     Pantyhose Tarou as Bertholdt
          (Erm... maybe not.)





[A wall in Pi's room turns to dust and four figures with raging battle
auras stomp inside.]

"Make me fem-boy's side-kick, will you?"
*POW!*
"Dainty?!  I'll show you dainty!"
*BAMF!*
"Are you making fun of people with glasses?"
*CRASH!*
"The vengeance of heaven is slow, but sure."
*WHACK!*
"Help?"

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