Hi all,
Flashman here.
FFML: This is the second in my series of "Mystery Kaiju Theater" MSTs.
Lynxara: This one is BEFORE we do the MST casts crossover and sets
the mood for how the Kaiju are going to act for most of the story.
(I'll have the first draft of chap 1 to you in... about an hour.)
Enjoy,
The Flashman
(Proud member of The Church Of Tsukino Usagi)
Loyal G-Fan
"Size Does Matter... especially at the box office."
www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/3105/
May The Spirit Preserve You!
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MYSTERY KAIJU THEATER 3000
Episode 002
"Coming of Munihousen: Readme"
This fic contains Lemon material.
If you don't like it, delete it.
Reel 1.
(Beep)
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In the not too distant future,
Next Monday AD.
There were three evil space monsters,
Making things tough for you and me.
They tried to destroy the human race.
Each one was a big nutcase.
Comander Aso lured them to a trapped place,
Then he shrank the three and trapped them all in spaaace.
(Kaiju: WE... HATE... YOOOOUUUU!)
I'll send them awful fanfics,
The worst, I can find. (La la la)
They'll have to sit and read them all,
And that way they'll be serving time. (La la la)
Now keep in mind none can control,
where the fanfics begin or end. (La la la)
They'll try to keep their sanity,
Since they're the best of friends.
KAIJU ROLL CALL!
Cambot...
(You're on)
Space Godzilla...
(Blue is cool)
King Ghidora...
(We are not ammused)
GIGAAAAAAAAAAN!
(Polly want a BIG cracker)
If you're wondering how they eat and breath,
And other science facts (La la la)
Just repeat to yourself: "They're Toho Kaiju,
I should really just relax."
For Mystery Kaiju Theater 3000
(Guitar Twang)
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SUPER X 4 SATALITE 0800
Space Godzilla was half asleep as he walked across the bridge, since
that was the only way to reach the kitchen from his room. He passed
by King Ghidora, and stopped as his sluggish brain registered what
The Three-Headed Monster was doing.
In King Ghidora's left mouth, was a Bandai Biollante action figure,
the one that actually looked like the character from the movie. In
his right mouth, was a Barbie doll that was stripped of all of it's
clothing accesories. Ghidora was slowly moving the Biollante figure
back and forth, letting it's Vine Tentacles bash between the legs of
the Barbie doll. A small *clack* issued, each time the two toys
collided.
*Clack*
*Clack*
*Clack*
*Clack*
After watching the repetitive motions for a full minute, Space
Godzilla finally asked, "Ghidora... what the HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
*Clack*
*Clack*
*Clack*
Ghidora stopped his motions and turned his middle head around to
look at The Demon From Space and replied, "We are trying to discover
why tentacles are used so gratuitously on human females in certain
Animation programs."
"What have you figured out so far?" Gigan, a specialy designed
coffee cup that he could use, on his right claw, asked as he walked
in.
"Besides the fact that plastic leaves a most revolting taste in our
mouths," Ghidora's middle head replied, "not much. Oh well, back to
work."
*Clack*
*Clack*
*Clack*
"Figure it out yet?" Gigan asked.
"No," King Ghidora grumbled.
*Clack*
*Clack*
*Clack*
"How about now?"
"No."
*Clack*
*Clack*
*Clack*
Ghidora's middle head shot up and he exclaimed, "AT LAST! We think
we... no... no... we were wrong."
Space Godzilla suddenly saw the red light flashing on the comm board
and said, "Save it for later, Barugon and Baragon are calling."
G-FORCE HQ 0810
Aso looked pleased as the screen flickered to life and displayed his
three prisoners. "Good morning," he said, his grin looking somewhat
sinister on his bull dogish face, "I hope you got plenty of rest last
night. This next part of your punishment will require you to be at
your sharpest."
Misato, checking off things on a clipboard, looked up and said,
"This particularly nasty three parter, along with it's Readme, is a
Lemon... and quite the sour one at that, since it's a Sailor
Moon/Overfiend crossover. It's called, "The Coming of Munihousen" by
The Great Red Serpent and I suggest you take some Pepto now and save
yourself the trouble of having to clean up the theater later."
Suddenly, Misato noticed what looked like a plastic doll leg at the
corner of the screen and asked, "What's that?
SX4 0813
The three Kaiju noticed the naked Barbie doll still on the table and
with a swat from his claw, Gigan swept it off the table and the three
said as one, while sweatdropping, "Nothing."
Aso said, "It had better be."
Then comunications were cut and Ghidora muttered, "We still want to
know what the human intrest in tentacles are."
The alarms bagan to whail and Space Godzilla replied, "I think we're
about to find out... WE'VE GOT README SIIIIIIGN!!!"
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[Door 6: It's divided horizontaly. One half slides up into the
ceiling and the second slides down into the floor.]
[Door 5: It's divided into nine small squares. The lowest right
block folds onto the on next to it, which folds onto the one next to
it, then goes to the one above it, and the process repeats until the
last one slides into the wall.]
[Door 4: It's a rubix cube. You try to solve it, then give up and
smash it with a sledgehammer.]
[Door 3: It's Manda. You show him a model of Atragon and he slinks
away.]
[Door 2: It's a wall of Barney and Minya dolls. You take great
pleasure in bowling them over.]
[Door 1: A large vault door. The wheel spins to the left and the
door swings open to the right.]
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THE COMING OF MUNIHAUSEN
(A Sailor Moon/Urotsukidouji crossover)
By the Great Red Serpent
Space Godzilla: I hope he's not trying to imply what I THINK he's
trying to imply.
Gigan: Why? What could he possibly be (Does the DX crotch chop)
IMPLYING?
<jard@cole.sinclair.edu>
***WARNING***: This fanfic series contains elements that
are
not at all suitable for children under 18 or for
sensitive
Ghidora: FCC Agents who might be reading.
wusses, regardless of age. It also contains some scenes
which
are erotic, but probably more which simply go for the
"gross out"
Space Godzilla: Someone actually FARTS in the middle of "The Act"?!
factor. If you think you can handle it, read on. But
don't
say I didn't warn you.
Ghidora/Gigan: You didn't warn us.
Space Godzilla:(German accent) I told you not to SAY that.
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Sample scene: (This is one of the tamer scenes in the
entire
series. Take this into account while you think
about
what's in store for you if you continue reading.)
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"While she was trying to decide, Jason went up to her
and
Gigan:(Imitating Jason) Come on, I want to know. Do you think I
would look good in silver? I really need the work.
Ghidora:(Imitating Rei) I don't know... Rita was right, red IS more
your color... but that black and gold outfit looked good on you too...
lay her down on the back. He started licking the space
between
Space Godzilla: Her ears.
Ghidora: Shhh! Hris cay ight may e bay eading ray his tay.
Space Godzilla:(Shrugs) Nothing personal, that's just the standard
response.
her tits, lubricating them, while fondling her nipples
with his
hands. When he was satisfied her tits were lubricated
enough,
Ghidora: Since he'd been "flickoring and lickoring" them.
Gigan: Stop playing *Games* with us KG.
Space Godzilla: The lubrication brought to you by the Department of
Redundancy Department.
Gigan: How many MSTs are going to have that joke about redundancy?
Ghidora: MSTers are going to say it LONG after it stops being funny.
he straddled her chest and lowered his dick into that
space.
Gigan: He was amazed at how much room was left over.
Space Godzilla: Gigan...
He grabbed her breasts, holding them together with his
dick in
between, and started pushing his dick in and out. Rei
lubri-
cated the head of his penis with some saliva and then put
the
head in her mouth. Sliding his dick in between her
luscious,
Ghidora: Why does this man use so few words to describe... that small
thing?
Gigan: Because he's a di...
Space Godzilla: GIGAN!
Gigan: Di-Di head.
ripe breasts while her mouth was on the head gave him a
feeling
Space Godzilla: You know, I don't understand what the author is
talking about, this doesn't seem so bad...
Ghidora/Gigan: DON'T SAY THAT!!!!
he'd never forget, but then she slipped, and bit it.
Ghidora: Thus, putting the "cap" on his activities for the evening.
Space Godzilla: Ghidora...
Without hesitation he slapped the shit out of her.
Lea-
All: O_O
Gigan: And she didn't put up a fight or burn him to ashes right away?
Ooookaaaay.
ving her bruised all over. He took his dick out from her
tits,
grabbed the cucumber (which was still partially frozen),
and
(They read the next line...)
All: O_o
Ghidora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! (His middle head
and neck shoot off from his body in a bloody guyser.)
Gigan:(Jumping back) EEEEEWWWWWW!!! He's getting his lifeblood all
over the seats!
Space Godzilla: Under his chair, there's a bio repair kit just for
such an emergency.
(Gigan retrieves Ghidoras' head and neck as Space Godzilla reaches
under the seat of the now two headed monster, and the blade covered
Kaiju puts the head back on Ghidora's body. Space Godzilla then
opens the pack he retrieved from under King Ghidoras' seat, pulls a
bottle and brush out, spreads a gell of somekind on Ghidoras' neck
and...)
Ghidora:(All three heads talking) Thank you, our friends.
Gigan: Don't go to pieces on us right away buddy, remember, this is
one of the TAMER sceanes.
Ghidora: Don't remind us...
Background:
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This fanfic series came out of a conversation I had
with
a friend about what would probably happen to the senshi
if
they ever went to the "Urotsukidouji" world. In terms of
the
Gigan:(Mr. Rogers voice) Can you say, "Tentacles A'plenty"?
Space Godzilla/Ghidora: Tentacles A'plenty.
Gigan:(Mr. Rogers voice) I knew you could.
"Sailor Moon" story line, it takes place between Japanese
episodes 74-75, or, between Rubeus' death and Sailor
Pluto's
first appearance. In the "Urotsukidouji (Overfiend)"
story-
Space Godzilla: Namely, none.
line, it takes place during part III, episode 1, right
after
Faust receives the green ball from the idol. I tried to
keep the continuity of both storylines as best as I can,
but
Ghidora:(Imitating author) Since I wanted to show the Senshi getting
raped as often as possible, I though, "Screw it" and did whatever I
wanted to.
some incongruities developed due either to necessity of
plot,
or from gaps in the continuity of the series themselves.
Space Godzilla:(Sarcastic) A Hentai Anime Series has gaps in
continuity? No.
Gigan: A Hentai Anime Series has continuity at all?
"Urotsukidouji" storyline:
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Ghidora: As our crytalized companion said previously: None.
The year in which the series takes place has minor
gaps in its continuity. For example, if one pays
attention,
Gigan: And keeps both hands on the remote.
Space Godzilla:(Innocent) Why wouldn't they? What else could they
POSSIBLY be doing?
part I takes place in 1993. Amano has a flashback where
Suikakuju causes the great Kanto earthquake in 1923, and
when
they confront each other after Nagumo starts destroying
the
world, Amano says that event was "70 years ago." Part II,
All: Electric Boogaloo.
in the scene where Faust first appears as a grown man,
places
the story in "Tokyo:199x". As this story seems to be a
"side
adventure" that takes place inside the storyline of part I,
there's apparently no problem. The real problem is
between
Ghidora: Throwing up sesions that are brought on by watching some of
the more disgusting scenes and realizing that there is more to come.
Gigan:(Under his breath) I won't capitalize on that, it's too easy.
parts III and IV, where part III places the time at 20
years
after Nagumo destroys the earth, and part III, episode
four,
in a conversation between Caesar and his computer, says it
is
25 years after Nagumo (between 2013 and 2018 figuring from
the
dates thus given), part IV, which picks up at the exact
same
year part III left off (Buju and the others are still on
the
road to Osaka), places the story "in the 2020's." Taking
this
contradiction into account, I took the closest thing I
could to
a middle ground and set the date at exactly 2020, assuming
it to
have been about twenty years since Nagumo purges the earth,
instead of exactly 20 years, and also because it sets the
de-
struction of the earth in the late 1990's ("199x,"
remember?),
this allowing it to work along with the Sailor Moon
timeline
in the early-mid 90's.
Space Godzilla: Confused yet? No?
All: You will be.
Needless to say, this therefore takes place before
Amano
or Megumi have any idea that Nagumo's the Overfiend, so
the
sex scene between Megumi and Mamoru has definite merit.
Space Godzilla: Except for the fact that Mamoru is SUICIDALY loyal to
Usagi.
Ghidora: Even when he's treating her like dirt?
Gigan: Or is possesed?
Ghidora: Or dead?
Gigan: Or in an Anti-Usagi fic?
Ghidora: Or in a Pro-Rei fic?
Gigan: Or...
Space Godzilla:(Energy sparking from his shoulder crystals) ENOUGH
ALREADY!!!!
Also, the idea of calling Faust's green ball the
"Loc-
Space Godzilla: ...Ness Monster?
Ghidora: Who? Oh, you mean Manda and Angilas.
Space Godzilla: Manda and Angilas?
Gigan: Yeah, after the old Kaiju series was over, they didn't have
much to do, so they moved to Scotland and have been playing practical
jokes on the natives ever since.
Nar," and giving it power over a being named Ulotec, came
from
the movie "Heavy Metal."
Gigan:(Imitating John Candy) A JEWISH WEDDING!!!
Space Godzilla: Shootin's too good for him! Hangin's too good for
him!
Ghidora: Are you using the line from the movie, or complaining about
the author?
Space Godzilla: Both.
"Sailor Moon" storyline:
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The timeline here presents little problem to the
story,
and there are subtle little elements which I drew out and
enlarged upon, such as Mamoru being bisexual (Anyone who
watches
his interaction with Fiore in the "R" movie can make that
out,
Ghidora: Actually, we believe that it was a one way attraction.
Gigan: Besides, that's NOT why the "R" was in the title.
and this includes the senshi, if you remember Ami's
comment).
All: IT WAS A COMENT ON FIORE, NOT MAMORU!!!
Acknowledgements:
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Obviously, the first people I should list would be
Naoko Takeuchi and Toshio Maeda, without who neither
"Sailor
Moon" nor "Urotsukidouji" would ever have existed. The
Space Godzilla: The former, we thank greatly. The latter, we curse...
. in public at least.
creators of "Heavy Metal" too, though I honestly don't
know
their names as of this writing. But the Loc-Nar and
Ulotec are
their ideas, not mine. Furthermore, all disclaimers
concerning
who owns the rights to whatever series, whether over the
manga,
the anime, or the merchandising toys, apply to this
fanfic
series also.
Gigan: THERE'S a scary thought... Overfiend toys.
Space Godzilla: Blech! I don't even want to THINK about it.
Conclusion:
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Gigan: This fic is going to bite and it's going to bite HARD.
So far, this is all I can really think of, except to
say
that part 1 will probably be the tamest in this entire
series
Space Godzilla: And considering what this guy considers tame, that's
not saying much.
(it's such a bitch having to set up plot elements), and
all the
Gigan: Yeah, it's really hard having to put a story in to justify
using tentacles.
Ghidora: It's not impossible.
Gigan/Space Godzilla: Give me one good example.
Ghidora: "Sailors Enslaved".
(A short pause.)
Space Godzilla: I say we give that to him. Only because it showed
what the Senshi involved in the scene was like after the attack,
realisticaly.
rest will just keep getting better (or so I hope).
Gigan: Now, just define "better" and we'll talk.
Space Godzilla: Come on. Let's get out of here, we're gonna need to
do some serious preparing for the first part...
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[Door sequence in reverse]
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TO BE CONTINUED....