Golden Z
	Lesson 1:1
	"Panty Theft"
	By: P-R-P-Chan

	A black kerchief masking his face, Kintaro cursed as he nearly fell off the
ledge to the street ten floors below.  His face, what little of it was
visible, cringed in fear, but he quickly calmed down, putting his attention
to the task at hand.  Sliding his away along the narrow ledge, he moved
close enough to snatch the undergarments drying outside someones window,
stashing them on the half full sack he carried on his back.  Sighing in
relief, having grabbed the last on this, the top floor, he moved to climb
down to the street where his master was waiting.
	"A bit nervous my boy?" A voice spoke to him as he felt something land on
his head, nearly causing him to lose his footing.
	"Why do I have to do this? Isn't it dangerous?"
	"That's the point! How else are you going to learn proper balance unless
you make the danger real? Fear makes a good teacher."
	"I see.. How educating." Kintaro slid his notebook out from his waistband,
skipping a few pages of drawings of the Tendo sisters in various states of
undress, before coming to a blank page.  Writing down his new found wisdom,
he couldn't help but notice that the wind seemed to have picked up.  Closing
his notebook, ready to descend, he found he already was.
	Screaming in terror, he plunged five, no make that six, stories towards the
street. As he realized that he passed the seventh.  Luckily his fall was
broken by a small bush so nothing was broken, at least nothing seemed to be.
Happosai for his part made a two point landing, and looked down at his
student's prone form.
	"See my boy! Do you think you'll ever fall again now that you know exactly
how much it hurts?" With a laugh he lept off down the street. "Hurry up! We
still have two buildings to do."


	Supper was being served at the Tendo household, as Kintaro awoke from his
coma-like slumber.  Moving as little as possible to avoid the pain from last
night, he stumbled down the stairs form where he was rooming with Ranma and
Genma.  Seeing a space set aside, one that was rapidly losing the meal
placed there, he sat, trying to eat while ignoring the fact that the two
Saotomes were eating from his plate as well.
	Looking over at Happosai, who was wolfing down his rice as well, he
couldn't understand how the old man was so active, he said just that.
	"You just have to realize how beautiful the world is! Once you see what
nature has to offer, " Happosai glanced over at Akane's bosom. "You'll never
want to waste a second of the time you have left." With that Happosai
launched himself at Akane's chest, and was himself launched through the
ceiling, making a brand new skylight.
	Kintaro for his part just watched Akane as she sat back down, her breast
still heaving from knocking his master into the stratosphere.  Actually, he
watched her breasts, as she sat back down.  And what a fine pair they were,
not too large, but  perfectly formed, with that tiny little bounce to them
that..
	Kintaro's train of though was interruptedas he was punched through a wall.
	"Hentai." Akane said, glaring at his unconcious form.


	Happosai woke his student the easiest way possible, splashing him with a
bucket of cold water.  Although he was sure that he didn't have a Jusenkyo
curse, and certainly not the Nyannichuan.. but you could always hope,
couldn't you?
	"Is it morning already?"
	"No, Time for training.  Get a gi on and meet me in the dojo."
	A few minutes later, student and teacher, met for what Kintaro hoped would
be real training, not just panty stealing.  He could have done that on his
own.  Bowing to his sensei, Kintaro was surprised when he felt a light touch
on his neck and then another at his solar plexus.  Confused he stood to ask
Happosai what he'd done, but collapsed in pain instead.
	"I thought so.. still sore from that little fall yesterday."
	"Little?!? It was ten stories!"
	"I'm you master! If i say it was little, then it was little! Understand?"
	"Hai, sensei." He bowed to his master, nearly passing out from the pain,
but doing so nonetheless. "So what will be the training for tonight?"
	"I'm going to beat you a bit."
	Kintaro stared in shock, he definately didn't like this idea.
	"Don't worry, you'll be unconcious for most of it.  But you will feel it in
the morning." With that Happosai advanced on Kintaro.


	Piccobuu looked over Washu's shoulder to see the screen showing Kintaro's
beaten body.  Grimacing in sympathy he glanced over at Washu.
	"Do you think he'll be able to make it?"
	"Should be able to, he's shown amazing recovery in the past.  And when have
I ever been wrong? I am the greatest scietist in the universe for a reason!"
Washu laughed maniacly to herself, causing Piccobuu to cringe.  How such an
unstable individual could be of the multiverse's elite he would never
understand.
	Looking back at the screen to watch Happosai methodically pummel every part
of Kintaro's body, he couldn't help but comment. "Got to admit, we like his
style."


	Groaning, Kintaro raised his head from the dojo floor, and quickly went
back unconcious from the acute pain in his.. entire body.


	Kintaro nearly screamed in pain as he awoke again.  Barely able to stand,
he inched his way out of the dojo and into the house proper, nearly passing
out at every step.  Gasping, he managed to get to the dinig area, collapsing
to the floor, which brought another cry of pain.
	"Oh good your up.  I was just making lunch for father and Mr.Saotome, would
you like some also?" Kintaro squinted through the pain filled haze, and came
up with a name, and a shape, and what a shape!  Full chested, with that soft
demure look that drove him up a wall, coupled with the dress that showed
just a bit of leg, enough to get his imagination runing on overdrive.  Just
the thought of reaching out and touching that angel's bare skin brought him
to the brink. Sighing he cringed as he felt a searing pain through his
chest, his ribs, while not quite broken, were severely bruised.
	"Lunch.. would be good." He managed to say before having to catch himself
from moving.
	"I hope Happosai isn't being to hard on you, it must be hard having to keep
up with him, he's awfully enrgetic."
	"Yeah, full of life." Kintaro caughed, doubling over in pain, which brought
even more.
	"Would you like me to get you something for that?  I have some painkillers
that might help, we keep them around for when Ranma or Akane get into a fight."
	"That would be great, Kasumi-san..." Kintaro trailed off as Happosai
interrupted.
	"Aboslutely not! This is all part of your training! Do you want to become a
coward like them?" Happosai pointed over at Soun and Genma, who were looking
mighty peeved at that comment.  They quickly went back into groveling mode
as soon as their aged master glanced their way. "Now all we have to do is
keep this up for a week."
	"A week? I don't know if I could live through a week of this pain. I can
barely stand it as it is."
	"We'll continue with the nighly beating, until you learn to move with the
least wasted movement possible so as to lessen the pain."
	Kintaro facefaulted at this, knocking himself unconcious.

***
well i finally got more written on this.. next part.. well it might take
awhile.. hopefully not as long as it took to get this done.. C&C is welcome,
as are flames, shows that someones reading it :) anyways.. my other stuff..
Of Honour Won and Time Lost.. im really stuck on this.. have the plot
complete.. just can't get up the will to write it.. Diablerie:Nerima i might
be working on soon.. Ben has gotten a bit better.. he's actually left the
house lately, but still not upto reading or writing. A Second Too Late..
well started off was gonna be 6 parts... posted part 7 last time.. next time
Ranchan gets over here.. will have the next part.. which may finish it.. but
we've been saying that to ourselves for the last 3 chapters..of the 20
someodd fics i plan to write.. well they're still going nowhere.. still
finding papers with fic ideas.. Of yeah.. The Party's Over.. i'll prolly
start working on the first part in the next few days.. and here i go again
making my notes longer than the fic.. :)

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