On the one hand, this is really too sick to continue.

On the other hand...

******

The Dark Lord's chief minion, Tatewaki Kuno, laughed at his foe.  "You
fool!" he cried. "No mortal man can best me!"

The warrior before him stood straight and tall.  "Oh, yeah? Well, no
mortal man am I!  Take a gander at these!" Ranma ripped open her blouse
to display an alarming amount of feminine pulchritude.

Tatewaki had about three seconds of slack-jawed wonder before Ranma
pounded his head into the dirt.

"Moron."

AUGGHHHHH!!!!
(Recovers from two or three minutes of hysterical laughter)
*sigh*

******

:) Bridget
who would definitely read a continuation

It would be fun...  :)
(For example, I'm fairly sure that either the Saotome or Tendou family
sword just HAS to be Anduril.)

On the other hand, there's a limit to how far you can take these things
before they suddenly lose all humour value.  Or at least, there's a limit
to how far _I_ can take them.  Half my spamfics have ended up pretty
un-funny because I thought about them too hard...

Angus

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