Have you ever been hounded by those days you feel so DOWN...
and the only thing you can read on the ML is WAFFy this, and
WAFFy that?

Ever wanted to punctuate a romantic scene in a movie, an anime 
or a fanfic with a well-placed fart, or other biological noises?

Ever get tired of watching the gooey, mushy stuff in fanfics
and do you thirst for that real fruity goodness?

THEN THIS CONTEST WAS MADE FOR YOU!!

In the tradition of McKinley Morganfield's "Revolution" and
"Revolution #9" (both available at RAAC) and existentialist 
paranoia, we of the Nikholas F. Toledo Zu (well, mostly just 
me, Switch) proudly present:

The 1st Semi-annual Fanfiction De-WAFFing Festival!

YES!  You CAN De-WAFF the most sugary, the most feel-good,
and the most wholesomely heartwarming piece of anime 
fanfiction into the most twisted, most tormented, most 
utterly shocking testament to characterization and 
consistency!

HOW DOES THIS WORK, you might ask!  Really simple:

STEP 1:  Volunteer a WAFF-flavored story of your own writing 
(or suggest a WAFF-flavored story by ANY of your favorite 
writers in ANY anime).

These e-mails must have the tag [DWAFF] in the subject 
header, addressed to niftol@i-manila.com.ph, and sent in no 
later than 2359H GMT 5 July 1998.  Get ready to stick that 
sucker into the melting pot...

STEP 2:  Wait on 7 July 1998 for the approved list of 
fanfics to De-WAFF.  I mean, well, duh!  If it's someone 
else's work, they've got to know what they're in for...

STEP 3:  If the fanfic you want to fiddle with is on the
list, De-WAFF that sucker!

De-WAFFing strictly means that:

	you must use the ENTIRETY of the content of the
original fanfic,
	you must NOT add lines to scenes in the original 
fanfic,
	you can ONLY add scenes to the original fanfic,
WITHOUT splitting orignal scenes,
	the characterizations must remain CONSISTENT
with themselves for the length of the FANFIC.

STEP 4:  Submit the De-WAFFed version (preferably with
its own title and with [DWAFF] [Entry] in the subject 
header) to niftol@i-manila.com.ph on or before 2359H GMT
7 August 1998!

All of the De-WAFFed fanfics will have their own webpage, 
and will be archived for future generations of De-WAFFers!

If you did good, and you did better than most, you will
be awarded one of five DWAFFy DWUCKs (our little soiree's
mascot) on the best day to celebrate unWAFFiness, a whole
six months from Valentine's Day, on 14 August 1998!  

So what are you waiting for?!  A signed, perfumed invite?
SEND THOSE WAFFy STORY TITLES NOW!

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Also, the 1st Semi-annual Fanfiction De-WAFFing Festival
would like to request for judges for the prodigious task
at hand.  

Judges may not have any fanfics in the final approved 
listing on 14 July 1998, and must not participate in the 
De-WAFFing competition.  

Please contact Switch at switch@innocent.com for more 
details.

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>From the desk of 
The Deputy Bastard Taskmaster from Hell
Nikholas F. Toledo Zu
Switch, Keeper of the Zu

Nikholas F. Toledo Zu
Where to Put YOUR Nikholas F. Toledo
Pampered!  Posted!  Embarrassed!
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Flats/3145

Keep on truckin'!