Well, have to slip into the editor role again.

<< "What ever made you think I was a genie, I'm a dijon.">>
                                                                          ^^^^
^^
Should be "djinn."  (BTW, the word genie is actually a variation of the arabic
word jinniy or djinniy.)

<<"I'm evil!">>

AFAIK, these beings are not evil, but since they are nothing more than magical
slaves, they are bound to twist any wish in seemingly evil ways.  (BTW, don't
take any of my opinions as reality.  I've played too much AD&D and have had
too much trouble with these beings.  I remember the djinn lantern and the wish
involving goblin spider eyes...)

<<The dijin started to laugh, "I will not kill you.  Rather I would like
to have some fun while granting you one of your heart's desire.">>

"Djinn" once again.  BTW, now that I see it in your words, I guess that all
they were doing was having fun.  Sick, twisted, perverted, evil fun, but fun
in their view.

<< *This is not good," I thought, *I just finished watching 40 straigh
hours of anime.*>> 

"Straight"  BTW, it depends on which shows (or show) you were watching.  
Good shows (from my collection):
Maison Ikkoku
Nadia
Miracle Girls
Yawara
Detective Conan (but not as the victim of the week)
Urusei Yatsura (my favorite)
Bad shows:
NGEvangelion (another angel?)
any show involving massive death or tentacles
having to eat Akane's/C-Ko's cooking

BTW, I did like the beginning of this fanfic.  I'd like to see more, please.

James Holzhauer (aka Tobimaro [Ton-chan])
      ---now working for the DBTFH!
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James Holzhauer (aka Tobimaro [Ton-chan])
      tobimaro@aol.com      http://members.aol.com/Tobimaro/index.html
      Lum nut, anime fan, and fanfiction reader 
      Now associated with the DBTFH! Be careful of my +5 magical cattle prod!
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