"Four!" Soun cried as he hit the golf ball into the his neighbor's yard.
Genma nodded his head and said,"Nice shot, Tendo."
Sound grinned and said,"Thanks, Saotome. Golf is truly the sport
of kings."
Genma scratched his head and said,"Really? I thought that was Polo."
Soun said,"Oh... Saotome, it's your turn."
"Four!"
Genma hit the small white ball with his club. It went over
the fence into the neighbor's yard. A few seconds later a man came running
up to the fence and yelled,"Ah! Who the hell hit that golf ball!"
Genma yelled out,"I'm sorry! My friend Soun simply can't play this
game properly!"
Soun said,"But Saotome you were the one who hit it."
Genma smiled and said,"I'm sorry about him he doesn't remember when
he does things and says other people did them."
The man said,"I don't give a damn who hit the ball! I just want someone
to get it out of my hose!"
Soun said,"It went up your hose?  I hear that there are some doctors who
can help you with that-"
The man interrupted Soun,"No, you imbecile I mean my garden hose!"
He raised his hand over the fence which held a green garden hose.
Genma said,"How could we get it out, Tendo?"
Soun took out a pair of pliers from out of nowhere and said,"We could cut
it open."
Genma nodded his head and said,"A brilliant idea, Tendo."
The man yelled,"No! You idiots I want the hose intact!"
Soun looked at him and said,"Well, if you're going to act like that we won't
help you out."
Genma closed his eyes and said,"Bah! Some people don't appreciate a 
neighbor who is just trying to help."
The man said,"But you're the ones who caused the problem."
Just then Kasumi walked into the yard and said,"What's going on here,
father?"
Soun said,"Ah! Kasumi you're back!  Maybe you could help this ingrate
with his problem!"
Kasumi walked over to the fence and asked the man,"What is the problem
sir?"
The man showed her the garden hose and said,"Those two idiots put a golf
ball
up my garden hose!"
Kasumi 'hmmed' and looked at the garden hose. After a few seconds of looking
at
it she snatched it from the man and put her mouth around the opening of the
hose.
A few seconds later Kasumi pulled her mouth away from the garden hose and 
spit the golf ball into her hand. The man blinked and went away without
saying
anything else.
Kasumi threw the golf ball to her father who caught it.
Soun asked,"Kasumi, where did you learn to suck a golf ball through a garden
hose?"
Kasumi smiled and said,"At my new job, Father."
She went back into the house and Soun asked Genma,"Say, what kind of job
would
they teach you to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?"
Genma said,"We could ask Kasumi, but that would take up a lot time that
could be
used for playing golf."
Soun said,"Good point Saotome. I'm sure it's nothing to be worried about."
Genma said,"Oh, it's your turn Soun."
"Four!"
Soun hit the ball and a man shouted,"Ah! Who the hell hit that golf ball!"
Soun and Genma yelled at the same time,"Kasumi!"

I know the title sucks, but I couldn't think of anything else. 

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.