On Sun, 14 Jun 1998, Razorclaw X wrote:

  I sat here typing my response to the Hearts of Ice chapter 20 (heh 
^^;;;;) and I happen to mention that I tend to enjoy the stories about 
the people around Ranma and Akane. Then one thought lead to another, and 
I asked myself, "Are there any fics out there that deal with JUST Kuno 
and Kodachi?" No, wait, let me refine that: 

1. A fic about the Kuno siblings. 
2. Neither Kuno nor Kodachi are homocidal or insane/mentally ill. 
3. The story isn't about boyfriend/girlfriend stuff (that just plain 
gets one nowhere). 
4. The story touches on their 'strange' relationship (ie, Kuno behaves 
like a dad toward Kodachi sometimes). 
5. Tries to explain rationally why the Kunos behave as they do (I tried 
myself, if you were wondering... shameless fic plug)

There -was- one that had Kuno eating Mermaid Flesh.  It covers all of
these, and even explains the reason for Kuno's archaic speech patterns.  I
forget the title, but I believe that it's in the Ranma section of the RAAC
archive (yeah, I know.  Like that helps...) 

  Or do I have an unusual Kuno bias (now THERE'S a thought! we have the 
first one RIGHT HERE on the FFML! Come one, come all, the first guy who 
likes BOTH Kunos!!! Waaaahaaaahahahahahahaha!!!) and am being 
delusional? Heh. ^^;;;;

Nah...I love trying to write lines for Tatewaki.  It's fun, and you can
fit some really interesting lines that would be OOC for everyone else.

Ranma Wars fusions scene: At City in the Sky, dealing with customs
official.

The Vulcan stepped up to Kuno, brandishing a clipboard.  "Pardon me, sir. 
I find that the design and configuration of your ship is illogical for the
listed cargo..."

"OUT!  OUT!  Damn Spock..."

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...