Nah, I think it would be more appropriate to call him a jackass of all 

trades.

Hmmm... Let's see.  This started as a characterization debate, then 
moved on to a list of similar complaints, and is now a pun competition.

[Freemage adopts a kneeling position before a small altar, places a tin 
of spiced meat by-product on it, closes his eyes and begins rubbing his 
hands in prayer.]

"Tybalt-sama, we invoke thee."

--Freemage

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