Also not a final draft, I see....

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  Ukyou smiled at the Konatsu, who got up and

drop "the"

  Konatsu was now a kunoichi in more than merely name.
Tsubasa still had casts on his right leg and left arm
from his fall from Furinkan's clock tower. This was
not the cause of either former-man's happiness, nor

"unhappiness"

that she simply no longer was attracted to women the
way she had been when she had been a he.

She now liked effeminate men...

lesbianism. She was eyeing the male patrons, then 
feeling guilty and sick about doing so.

ick.

  Ukyou, on the other hand, was happy not to be
pursued by the two women. She was feeling happy
because her figure had developed further, the 

"and the"

Woman: (smiling) "Sign here for package, please!"

Voiceover: "Amazon Express, when it absolutely 
 positively HAS to be there!"

Man: "This is an overnight. Why did it take two days to
 get here?"

Woman: (shocked) "Aiyaaaa! Knew shouldn't have stopped
 to fight Bison..."

American or Japanese version?

Woman: (nodding, then does running glomp on customer)
 "Wo da airen! Wo ai ni!"

Seen this joke before...I think in Kleppe's Pools of Horror...

Voiceover: "Limited time offer on overnight guarantee. 
Special rules, limitations, and exclusions apply. Call 
now."

"No Happosai!"

  "Kasumi already told me about it," Ukyou nodded. "I'm
in as long as the money's going to a good cause and
NOT fund another wedding of my Ran-chan to Akane."

But that IS a good cause!

  Nabiki raised an eyebrow, curious that an okinomiyaki

"Okonomiyaki"

  "That's one of the questions, I'll hope to get
answered soon. Maybe you'll find the answer. Another

Well, one can expect a certain amount of wastage at Fuurinkan...


SKJAM!