Subject: Re: [FFML] A question and a challenge...
From: "Wyvern Quetzal" <stragem_dare@hotmail.com>
Date: 6/14/1998, 6:34 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

The challenge: Use that line, "GOD!  You're a hottie!" in a fic.  
However, there are a few restrictions....

1) The person who says it should be someone you would never expect to 
say it.
2) The person saying it can NOT be drunk or on drugs at the time.
3) It can be said by a female to a male, if you want. (Oh gods, if 
this gets me a whole bunch of them with Rei saying it to Shinji, I'm 
gonna scream.)
&
4) They have to MEAN it when they say it.


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High above in the astral plane, a small mischievous creature looked down 
upon the small revolving ball called earth by it's inhabitants and 
decided to have some fun.

***
Tendo House

	Kasumi was busy chopping vegtables for diner when she felt a chilling 
breeze waft around her body then dissaper. She looked up in confusion, 
wondering if perhaps a window or door had been left open. Upon seeing 
that both the windows and doors were closed, she shrugged and returned 
to her cooking. 

***
Later that Day
Dr. Tofu's Clinic

	Kasumi smiled happily as she walked down the sidewalk to Dr. Tofu's 
clinic. It was always so nice to see him and he always acted so silly. 
As usual, she didn't notice the swarm of people running away from the 
clinic upon seeing her arrival.

***
Inside the Clinic 

	"K-k-k-kasumi! W-w-what brings you here?" Dr. Tofu stammerd as his 
glasses fogged.
	"Well, Dr. Tofu, I came by to tell you that.....GOD! You're a hottie! 
Oh my!"
	"What Kasumi?" Dr. Tofu asked incredously, so shocked by what Kasumi 
had said that it had knocked him right out of his trance.
	"I'm sorry, Dr. Tofu," Kasumi said, blushing furiously. "I have no idea 
what came over me."

***
Astral Plane

	The little creature smiled as it looked down on the scene. It was happy 
that it had feed up the female's thoughts on the tall bespecaled male. 
It never hurt to do a little mischef.
						-End

	Yes, I know, most of the words are probably misspelled, but hey that's 
life. Also, no one ever said the victem...I mean speaker couldn't be 
possesd. And yes, it was heartfelt. I mean, doesn't anybody else think 
that that was what goes on in Kasumi's mind when she sees Dr. Tofu? 
After all, she's human too. 
	Hoped you enjoyed this ten-minute creation. 
				-Wyvern


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