noticed a few people out there (notably Ryan "when are
you going to do PHD#4?" Anderson) had teasers, and
thought i'd try...

The Art 4 Teaser....

"At last I get to defeat the evil sorcerer Saotome!"

"Yeah, right, Kuno baby. Like even with my advice,
that's gonna happen?"

"Watch as I use my 'Secret Weapon' upon him!"

"Hollywood is not necessarily the best place to turn
for strategies, you know." Nabiki sighs heavily in
such a way that 95% of all male viewers immediately
take note. Of course, this passes completely by
Kuno's notice.

"Ah, but genius is never appreciated in its own 
time!"

"Uh-huh. So what _were_ your research materials?
Letsee. 'Wizard Of Oz', 'Conan The Destroyer', 
'Return Of The Jedi' - Kuno you have a psionic index
of zip, nada, zilch and you're going to try and use
the Force? Hmm. Oh,  looks like a whole lot of 
schlock anime from the 70s and 80s that Gregg,
maybe Zen and a two or three others would 
recognize but nobody else will."

"Exactly, this will guarantee my victory over the
foul sorcerer Saotome, and then I will be free to
date Akane and Shampoo Tendo! BWAHAHAHA!"

"I think you've been playing with your bokken
entirely too much, Kuno baby."

"You realize, of course, I hate you."

"Oh, I'm soooo hurt."

"So what's the title of the chapter detailing
my magnificent victory over the forces of
darkness?"

"It's 'The Art 4: A Silly Storm Of Love?' 
nice title, eh? Oh, and since it'll be next
weekend before it comes out, you 
readers out there still have a chance to
vote on who gets Ranma in chapter 6!
Will it be Shampoo, moi, Ukyou (who
appears in Ch.5 with Ryouga), Kasumi,
or <shudder> Akane. Personally, I 
think the most logical choice is the
sexy and intellectual Tendo sister."

"That would be Kasumi?"

"Do you want me to hurt you, Kuno?"

coming soon to an ML near you: The Art 4