Well, since I'll be going off the FFML in awhile I'll send this
draft out. Don't worry, I'll be using some of the school
computers to send my fics to the ML.
Anyway, this is an unfinished draft. I need suggestions
on what time periods to mess around with. Heh, I already
have ideas for dimensional travel but I need to add more
insanity to the mix.
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Disclaimer:
These guys and gals are definitely not mine.
All of them are owned by Naoko Takeuchi and the
guy who made those funky Back to The Future
movies.
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Pissing off Pluto: Chapter 2
>From ' Are you sure you really wanna do this ?' Productions
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Hotaru screamed as the windows flashed with bright cerulean
light, hugging Pooky tighter. The one thing about her Poppa she
really hated was when he drove really fast. Poppa usually laughs
like a maniac when he drives fast. I hope he does'n-
Professor Tomoe's laugh filled the car as he pushed the Delorean
to new heights of speed. " The Pakistani's won't ever catch me !"
Hotaru just buried her head into Pook's plush purple fur.
The professor was way too much into his mad laughter and Hotaru
in her teddy bear, that they failed to notice the mists around them.
Or the gate that was in their path. And they most especially didn't
notice the green-haired woman with the key-shaped staff that they
were about to hit.
All they noticed was a dull thump.
" What was that ? " Hotaru looked up from her close-up of artificial
purple fur at the sound.
" Speed bump ? " Her father said before another flash of cerulean light
enveloped their vision.
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Setsuna really hated doing this. Not that she usually held on to the
top of a speeding car that was hurtling down the timestream at
incredible speeds. No, she preferred a nice little scooter when no
one else was watching.
For a Senshi with superhuman strength holding on should be easy.
But having to hold onto something that doesn't usually have handholds
on the roof is something that's very hard to do. Holding on with a Time
Staff can be rather difficult.
So that's when she decided to jam the Time Staff into the car via the
window. A crash of glass later she was able to heave a sigh of relief
as she hefted the Time Staff into the Delorean.
" AAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!! The Flux Capacitor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>From the scream, Setsuna decided that _that_ was a Bad Thing(tm)
to do.
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The professor was driving like a maniac while he looked back at the
damaged Flux Capacitor. Hotaru looked at it too. The she flinched
as she heard her Poppa screaming.
" Poppa, why are you screaming ? "
The professor stopped to catch his breath and looked at his daughter.
" The Flux Capacitor is the thing that makes this thing go. If it's
destroyed then we're out of control !!! We'll be thrown all across space
and time."
Hotaru decided that was a good enough reason for screaming. So
she joined her father for the next-round of screaming, pointedly
ignoring the 'No Screaming' sticker on the glove compartment.
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Japan Airlines Flight 115 for Hawaii was about to take off when
a flash of light exploded on the runway. The pilots were stupified
when they saw a Delorean on the runway with a grenn-haired
woman in a black fuku on it's roof coming right for it.
The pilot swiftly stopped the plane as the Delorean was about to
collide with it. Another flash of light and it was gone.
Both the pilot and copilot sighed in relief. As the copilot sighed
he noticed a blinking light that he didn't notice before.
" Hey, No. 2's leaking !"
The pilot looked at the blinking light. He immediately called
the tower to delay the flight.
Makoto Kino was surprised when her parents arrived unexpectedly.
She thought they were going to stay in Hawaii for two weeks.
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Pluto was starting to have a light headache.
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A young girl strode down the street angrily. Her clothes
were dirty and rumpled. Haruka Ten'ou, age 10, was definitely
not having a good day. Her blond hair , tied in a pony tail,
swished left and right as she walked.
" Who needs boys anyway ?" she pouted as she started
crossing the street. She was so angry that she didn't notice
a Delorean with a Time Guardian on it's roof appearing in a
flash of light down the street.
Haruka looked up at the sound of screeching tires and saw
a weird-looking car bearing down on her. Her eyes widened
as she saw that it was about to hit her. Suddenly everything
was a blur.
She was on the sidewalk as the car disappeared in a flash
of light. She looked at the person who saved her.It was
someone her age in a red chinese shirt and black pants.
She could see a pigtail and blue eyes that were so beautiful
she felt that she could fall into them.
" Are you okay ?"
It took over a minute for this to register in little Haruka's brain.
" Wha ?"
" I said are you okay ?"
" Yeah, I think so." Haruka said as she blushed and stood up.
" Thanks. "
" Don't mention it." The boy said as he brushed dust from
himself and started to walk away. Haruka decided that since
he did save her life, she should at least give him something.
" Um..wait !"
The boy looked at her.
" Well, since you saved my life , I should at least reward
you. You look hungry.How about coming to my house and
I'll ask my dad to fix us some food ?"
The boy looked dubiously at her, but his stomach growled
and he agreed. As they walked to Haruka's house,she
asked his name.
" Ranma Saotome. Me and my pop are on a training trip and we
camped out near here. How 'bout you ?"
" Haruka Te'nou. I live near here."
Haruka decided to change her opinion of boys as she looked over at
Ranma as they walked to Haruka's home. Ranma, being thick-headed
as usual, didn't notice the little hearts that seemed to appear in Haruka's
eyes.
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Pluto wished she had a bottle of aspirin with her.
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~/ STOP !!!!!!!!!! In the name of LOOVVVEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!/~
~/ Before you break my <WHAM !!!!!>
[ Elsa is flattened by a gigantic mallet wielded by every
member of the FFML]
Ow, that hurt !! Sorry about the Supremes imitation,but
hey, I'm about to leave the ML I'll try to squeeze as
much fun out of it as possible.
OK, the chapter isn't finished yet and I need suggestions
from you nuts for what else to put in. I do have a definite
way to finish this chapter but it's a surprise.
Help, _especially_ on the Haruka section would be greatly
appreciated.
C&C would help and MSTs are definitely welcome.
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far reaches of the human soul.Some of us are candles , barely able to
sustain a glow against the darkness. Nevertheless the words I write
are important, because light is additive. Another's light doesn't diminish
my own. Our lights together make us stronger.'
- (After much paraphrasing and reaaranging) Roger Martin
' ... there's a hell
of a universe next door ; let's go '
e.e. cummings ' Pity the Busy Beast Manunkind '
' How can a person live in a world where she can hear voices only she
can hear and visions that only she can see ?'
- (Paraphrasing) Shirley Jackson
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