On Wed, 10 Jun 1998, Hunter Kid wrote:

What if Kunou had been right and Ranma really was an evil sorcerer?

Thought about it, and rejected it because he goes through so much grief
without using his powers.  Still, it does give rise to some interesting
fic ideas I might play around with. 

Ranma as Akane (from KOR, not mallet-Akane though that's another idea)

-or-

"Satome, you foul sorcerer!  I shall stand up to thy black magics!"
"...DRAGU SLAVE!"  *ZOT*

-or-

"An now, ladies and gentlemen!"  shouted Ranma, putting away his deck of
cards.  "I will perform a feat of magic so dangerous that it should only
be performed by master magicians alone..."
"Foul sorcerer!  atatatatatatatatat..."  (The really fast bokken thingy)
"Kuno no baka!  This is a charity magic show!  Get off of the stage!"

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...