MYSTERY KAIJU THEATER 3000
Episode 001
Godzilla/Sailor Moon Team Up!
By Dj Rodrigues
Reel 1.
(BEEP)
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In the not too distant future,
Next Monday AD.
There were three evil space monsters,
Making things tough for you and me.
They tried to destroy the human race.
Each one was a big nutcase.
Comander Aso lured them to a trapped place,
Then he shrank the three and trapped them all in spaaace.
(Kaiju: WE... HATE... YOOOOUUUU!)
I'll send them awful fanfics,
The worst, I can find. (La la la)
They'll have to sit and read them all,
And that way they'll be serving time. (La la la)
Now keep in mind none can control,
where the fanfics begin or end. (La la la)
They'll try to keep their sanity,
Since they're the best of friends.
KAIJU ROLL CALL!
Cambot...
(You're on)
Space Godzilla...
(Blue is cool)
King Ghidora...
(We are not ammused)
GIGAAAAAAAAAAN!
(Polly want a BIG cracker)
If you're wondering how they eat and breath,
And other science facts (La la la)
Just repeat to yourself: "They're Toho Kaiju,
I should really just relax."
For Mystery Kaiju Theater 3000
(Guitar Twang)
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G-FORCE HEADQUATERS 0800
Commander Aso, a Japanese man, who was in his early fourties, yet
looked like he was in his mid to late fifties, turned to his fellow
members
of G-Force and asked, "Are we ready for today's work?"
When he had recieved affirmative answers all around, he turned
towards the main viewer and said, "Open a chanel."
The large view screen on the far end of the room, crackled to life
and displayed the creatures that were trapped on the Super X4
Satalite.
"Greetings," Aso said, an attempt at a warm smile on his face, "I
trust you slept well."
SX4S 0807
Space Godzilla, King Ghidora and Gigan said as one, "Bite me Aso."
G-FORCE HQ 0807
The commander of G-Force coughed into his fist once and reminded
himself to get a refill on his blood pressure medication as soon as
he was
finished. To the three Kaiju on the monitor, he said, "You realize
that
your surly attitudes will only extend your stay. Now, it is time for
us to
begin your punishment for your crimes against Earth."
"Oh?" Space Godzilla growled over the speaker, "And just how do you
plan on doing that? Forcing us to watch old B movies?"
Gigan added, "Make us listen to Muzack?"
King Ghidora added, "Have Chibi-Usa, Minya, Mokona, Zone Junior AND
C-ko give us hugs?"
All the kaiju shuddered at the thought of the last.
"No," Aso replied, "Nothing so crude. You are going to read some of
the worst fanfiction that has ever been written on the Internet."
All three space monsters blinked in surprise. "Excuse me?" Gigan
asked, "Baking powder? What the hell is 'fanfiction'?"
Space Godzilla said, "Yeah! And what's the 'Internet'?"
King Ghidora grumbled, "We have a bad feeling about this..."
Aso smirked and replied, "You'll find out."
Space Godzilla snarled, "Besides, what's to stop us from blasting
the screen with our powers?"
Aso's smirk grew wider as he replied, "Because the screen is made
out of artificial diamond."
As the kaiju turned pale at that piece of information, Aso turned to
his left and called out, "Lt. Misato! It is time. What will our
first
fanfiction be?"
Walking into view of the viewscreen, came the character of Neon
Genesis Evangelion fame, holding a folder in the crook of her right
arm.
Gigan took one look at her and crooned, "HELLOOOOO NURSE!"
Ignoring the kaiju cat call, Misato faced Comander Aso and said, "In
my hands, we have something our prisoners should appreciate. It's
called
*Godzilla/Sailor Moon Team Up!* by Dj Rodrigues and the title
explains it
all."
Aso nodded and said, "Send it up."
SX4S 0817
As Misato prepared to walk off, Gigan said, "Hey! Wait a sec! What
about some fan service?"
Misato faced the screen and winked with a smirk as she said, "Maybe
later."
Gigan sighed as the screen turned off and King Ghidora said, "We
can't believe you're mooning over a HUMAN."
"But..." Gigan said as he turned to face his partner, "she's hot!"
"She's a HUMAN!"
"But she's HOT!"
"She's HUMAN!"
"She's HOT!"
Suddenly, alarms began to wail and Space Godzilla yelled, "Argue
later. WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIGN!!!"
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[Door 6: It's divided horizontaly. One half slides up into the
ceiling and
the second slides down into the floor.]
[Door 5: It's divided into nine small squares. The lowest right
block folds
onto the on next to it, which folds onto the one next to it, then
goes to
the one above it, and the process repeats until the last one slides
into the
wall.]
[Door 4: It's a rubix cube. You try to solve it, then give up and
smash it
with a sledgehammer.]
[Door 3: It's Manda. You show him a model of Atragon and he slinks
away.]
[Door 2: It's a wall of Barney and Minya dolls. You take great
pleasure in
bowling them over.]
[Door 1: A large vault door. The wheel spins to the left and the
door
swings open to the right.]
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Godzilla/Sailor Moon Team Up!
Gigan: Uh oh....
Space Godzilla: What?
Gigan: In almost all team ups with Sailor Moon, at least one of the
other
cast ends up in a fuku.
Ghidora:(Shuddering) We did NOT need THAT image.
By: Dj Rodriguez
I have gotten the idea for this story from a fanfic on the
Internet, but rewrote it and added characters of my own. I hope you
enjoy
this story!
Space Godzilla:(Imitating author) Plagiarism? You're soaking in it.
In space, in the year 2090, the leaders of "The Third Planet
of the Black Hole" met in their meeting room. Their planet was dying
and
Gigan: As opposed to meeting in their living room.
need a planet like their's to live on. Earth was their main choice,
but
they failed twice to get it. Their weapon, MechaGodzilla, was sent
to
Ghidora: Whoa...
destroy Godzilla and Tokyo, Japan. MechaGodzilla was destroyed twice
by
Earth's mightiest monster, Godzilla. The spacemen made one last
attempt to
Ghidora: We said whoa...
gain the Earth. They called their ally, Space Hunter Nebula, to
request the
need of using King Ghidria and Gigan. These two Space Monsters were
also
Ghidora: We repeat, whoa...
Gigan:(Sighs) First it was the Seatopians, then the bad guys in Human
Comet
Fighter Zone and now the Black Hole Aliens. What am I, "Rent-A-
Kaiju"?
defeated by Godzilla. The spacemen sent the three monsters to Earth.
"When
Tokyo is decimated to rubble, we'll rebuild it to suit our
connivance's.
Ghidora: WHOA!!! We humbley request that this story SLOW DOWN!!!
Space Godzilla: The paragraph is STILL going... and going and going
and
going and going and going and going and going...
Gigan: Yeah. This story is producing it's own Kaiju... Enajizah.
But, there might be some interference from Godzilla and his ally Dj
Rodriguez. We must act carefully. I'll send the monsters to May 20,
1992
Ghidora: Ladies and gentlemen, we have self-insertation!
because Dj wasn't around back then. And see if Godzilla shows up,
he'll
have trouble with three Space Monsters! He'll be destroyed and we'll
rule
the entire world! Ha, ha, ha, ha!", the leader declared. He opened
up a
"Time Portal" and sent the three Space Monsters to Earth. Little did
they
know that another group of warriors were going to help Godzilla
later on.
There names... The Sailor Scouts!
Gigan:(Imitating author) HA! There names! I've changed them from
the cool
sounding "Sailor Senshi" to the childish and DICey "Sailor Scouts"!
Serena, Raye, Mina, Lita, Amy, and Darien were at the Arcade Center.
The girls were the Sailor Scouts and Darien was Tuxedo Mask. These
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Amy) Ummm... I hate to say this, but
doesn't this
kind of blow our cover?
people were like Godzilla, defending the Earth from evil. The girls
and
Space Godzilla: WHAT?! When did he EVER do THAT?! He's a neutral
force of nature, only considered good or evil by the enemy he fights.
Gigan: Not in the seventies...
Ghidora: Don't remind us. We still have the Zone Fighter theme stuck
in
our heads.
Space Godzilla:(Blushing) Oops.
Darien were talking about today's paper. It has announced that
strange
creatures from space were heading to Earth and has identified them
as King
Ghidria, Gigan, and MechaGodzilla. The President of Tokyo ordered
the city
Space Godzilla: Since WHEN does Tokyo have a president? It's a CITY
for
crying out loud!
to be evacuated by mid-noon. Of course, no one paid attention, but
the girls
Ghidora: Since it would take over a week to evacuate the city, so why
bother?
Gigan: Plus, those matte sequences don't really work that well
without the
people dashing left and right in the foreground.
felt different. Raye, who has the ability to sense evil vibes, told
them
that these monsters were totally evil and not even them could stop
them. "I
think this is going to be tough, but we could handle it.", Raye
finished.
(Everyone blinks.)
Space Godzilla: So Rei is an MPD in this story? One second she says
they
can't win and the next she's saying they can?
Ghidora: We believe it is called, SACSS: Stupid Author Contradicting
Self
Syndrome.
The rest were also sure that they could handle the situation. By
that time,
Space Godzilla: ... The author decided to start another run-on
paragraph?
Gigan: ... Sailor Jupiter was boasting that she could handle Godzilla
on her
own?
Ghidora: ... The "Genius Scientist"(tm) had destroyed the controler
for the
Space Monsters and they had flown back into space?
Gigan: ... Oscar decided to write a Lemon with Godzilla?
Space Godzilla: Gigan...
Gigan: What?
the people outside began to panic and a police car came out blaring
a
warring, "Attention all citizens! The Space Monsters are landing!
Please
evacuate the city, immediately!". The girls and Darien looked
outside and
Gigan:(Imitating Lita) Why does this evacuation look just like the
last one?
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Mina) I know, there are only so many times
that
guy can wave his hand at people.
was amazed at the sight of the monster's! King Ghidria was a three-
headed
monster, Gigan a living scythe-blade weapon, and MechaGodzilla was a
huge
Ghidora: Actually, we are more like a dragon then a monster.
Gigan: And I'm more like Tim Allen's best dream come true.
cyborg twin of Godzilla! The girls quickly transformed into their
Sailor
Scout uniforms and began to face the monsters. Darien took out a
rose and
transformed to Tuxedo Mask to join his friends. The Scouts were
trying to
size up each monster while Sailor Mercury tried to get there
weakness in
Gigan: "Size up"? Hmmmm....
Space Godzilla: Gigan...
her mini-computer. "Sorry guys, but I can't seem to lock on their
weakness.
Space Godzilla: Sheesh. Mercury must be taking stupid pills in this
one, if
she missed the obvious weakness of MechaGodzilla's head.
All I can think of is just blasting them with all of our powers.",
Mercury
said. So, all the Scouts and T.M used all of their powers on the
monsters.
Ghidora: "T.M"?
Gigan: Tenchi Muyou?
Space Godzilla: Taco Mega?
Ghidora: Titanium Mihoshi?
Gigan: Tit Monster?
Space Godzilla: Gigan!
They used all of their most powerful blasts on the Space Monsters,
but that only got them angry and more aggressive. The Scouts and T.M
were
Ghidora: Trademark?
Space Godzilla: Telephone Marketing?
Gigan: Two Monkeys?
blasted by Ghidria's "Space Blast", grounded by Gigan's "Buzzsaw
Stomach",
(Space Godzilla backs away from the growling King Ghidora and Gigan.
)
Gigan: THAT'S "BELLY BLADE"!
Ghidora: AND THAT'S "GRAVITY BOLTS"! WE SUGGEST YOU READ SOME ISSUES
OF
G-FAN!!!
Space Godzilla: Sorry folks, they get a bit testy when their attacks
are
named wrong.
and nailed by MechaGodzilla's "Gamma Ray Eye Blast". The Scouts were
beaten, broken, battered and bruised by the Space Monsters. The
Space
Gigan: Ummm... did we just win?
Ghidora: We think so...
Space Godzilla: Would someone please slow the fic down?!
Monsters were still starting their reign of terror and destruction
on Tokyo.
Ghidora: In other words, a normal day in Tokyo.
The Scouts were amazed at the power of the monster's had. Mercury
still was
trying to see their weakness, but found a file she didn't know about.
"The
All: ARRRRRRRGH! Not the "Previously Unknown File(c)"!!!
three monsters are Gigan, MechaGodzilla, and King Ghidria. All of
these
monsters were defeated by the King of the Monster's, Godzilla. You
must find
him and also Rodan and Mothra. The three most powerful Earth
Monsters and
the Scouts will be able to defeat them.", the computer told her.
Mercury
couldn't believe her ears and eyes. Godzilla, Rodan, and Mothra
existing?
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Mercury) That's almost as hard to believe
as nine
young women in short skirts, jumping around the city at night and
punishing
evil-doers in the name of... wait a second.
Unbelievable! MechaGodzilla was then ready to fire his "Hand
Missiles" when
a glow encircled the Scouts and T.M and they all vanished!
They reappeared on an island and was surrounded by 12 monsters!
Some
of them they recognized from the movies, but the others were new.
The
(Everyone hums the opening music to Destroy All Monsters.)
Gigan: How much you want to bet that they misidentify Gorosaurus?
Space Godzilla: No bet. EVERYONE does that.
Scouts and T.M looked around and saw a 14-year old kid riding... on
a hovering punching bag?! The kid stopped and dropped down. He
started
introducing himself, "Hi! I'm Dj Rodriguez and this is Monster
Island. My
real name is Dj Rodriguez, but I'm in my other form called the Ultra
Ghidora:(Imitating Dj) Redundant One.
Gigan:(Imitating Forrest Gump) My name is Dj Rodrigues. People call
me Dj
Rodrigues.
Warrior. But, please, always call me Dj. Anyway, I bought you here.
I saw
the battle with you and Gigan, Ghidria, and MechaGodzilla and you
were,
well, pathetic. No offense. I put that info in your computer Mercury
and I
Ghidora:(Imitating Dj) Needed to make myself feel like a big man by
inserting myself as a god-like being in this crock of a story.
Gigan:(Imitating Dj) You sucked so hard I could feel it all the way
from
here... but no hard feelings.
Space Godzilla: GIGAN!
Gigan: WHAT?!
know how to beat them. I'll send Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan, but I
can't
let you go without some equipment. Hold on!". He turned around and
hollered,
"Hey, Firebird, AFB, Super Sonic! Time to kick some Space Monster
butt!". As
if on cue, a awesome race car, a sleek Army jet, and a cool blue car
came
roaring out! "These guys here will help you out.", Dj said. He
pointed to
All:(Singing) GO! POWER RANGERS TURBO GO!
the race car saying, "This is Firebird Phoenix. This car has a
hyper-fireball, a combination fire-ice-laser blaster, a mega-blinder,
a
mega-neutrilizer, and a super spring board and glider. He should
come out
Gigan:(Imitating Dj) With club soda.
handy.". He then started with the jet, "This is AFB. That's short
for Air
Force Bot. He has heat-lighting, mega-laser, blinders, and a built
in Sonic
Boom Ball blast. It can also transform into "Air Force Bot". Then,
he
Ghidora: We swear, if one of the Scouts on THAT vehicle says, "Get
off my
mecha," we're going to scream.
pointed to the last car and explained, "This is the Super Sonic Car.
It can
exceed the barrier of sound and possible light. It has missiles,
super
missiles, lasers, Ginuz Stars, two mini-fusion cannons, and wings
for
flying. Also, the little spinner on top is used to give it a hyper-
turbo
boost and has booster rockets for extra power. All of these weapons
are
powered by Chaos Emeralds, gems of infinite energy. Now, get going!
Tokyo is
Space Godzilla: Huston. We have a Sonic the Hedgehog reference.
Ghidora: Is it possible that this man is related to Gotterman?
Gigan: Ratliff is a more likely possibility.
in total ruins and the Space Monsters are heading toward Hiroshima.".
The
All: <Groan>
Gigan: We're not THAT tacky.
Scouts and T.M jumped into a portal Dj created and went to battle
the Space
Monsters! Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan followed, but Minya secretly
followed
his dad and all of them went back to Japan!
All: MINYA! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
The Space Monster's were wrecking havoc among the city of
Hiroshima and having a good time. Then, without warring, the portal
opened
Space Godzilla: Because the *warring* will begin when the "Good
Monsters"
show up.
and the Scouts, T.M, Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, and Minya jumped out!
Ghidora: What is with all the exclimation points suddenly?
Space Godzilla: The author's trying to make this bore of a story more
exiting by using more exciting punctuations.
MechaGodzilla and Godzilla rumbled almost immediately, Gigan took on
Rodan,
Gigan: LLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!
while Mothra battled Ghidria. Sailor Moon and Jupiter got into the
Firebird
and helped out Godzilla, Sailor Mars and T.M got into the Super
Sonic Car
Space Godzilla: Wouldn't it make more sense for MARS to get in the
FIREBIRD?
Ghidora: And Tux-Boy doesn't want to stay with Sailor Moon and vice-
versa?
Sure, that's reeeeeeaaally IC.
Gigan: I get it! This is one of those fics where no one acts as they
should
for humor value!
Ghidora/Space G: We're not laughing.
and went over to give Rodan a hand, and Sailor Venus and Mercury got
into
the AFB, transformed it, and went over to help out Mothra. The
biggest
battle-royal began! Minya was not careful to not cross over to the
cross-fire. MechaGodzilla spotted him and was about to blast him
away, but
All: YES! DESTROY THE HORRID ONE!
Space Godzilla: Voted "Most Hated Kaiju" two years in a row!
Gigan: He ain't got no friends... and with good reason!
Ghidora: HE MUST DIE!!!
Godzilla saw his son and went over to shield him. He was able to get
to him
in time and protected him from MechaGodzilla's "Gamma Eye Blast".
Godzilla
went down and Moon and Jupiter got boiling mad! Big G had gone down
to
protect his son. "Nobody does that to Minya and gets away with it!",
Jupiter
yelled. Sailor Moon was amazed. She'd always thought Godzilla was
cold and
cruel, but after seeing that, she knew that Godzilla was like a
loving
Space Godzilla: I guess it makes sense that someone who's going to
give
birth to someone else who's the bane of millions, would sympathise
with...
(shudders) Minya.
father. They fired the "Hyper Blast" and MechaGodzilla went down,
but not
out. Minya was trying to help out his dad so he can Finish off
Gigan: FINISH HIM!
MechaGodzilla. Godzilla was alive, but badly hurt. It took in 45
minutes to
reach full strength again. At that same time, MechaGodzilla got up
and was
Ghidora: And what happened during that time?!?!
Space Godzilla: Calm down, it's just a bad fanfic...
blasting Godzilla with everything he got! Godzilla was just running
to him,
withstanding all of the blast's! He went up to MechaGodzilla and
blew his
"Radiation Fire" at his face and ripped his head off! MechaGodzilla
blew up
Gigan/Ghidora: IT'S A HEAT BEAM, NOT FIRE!!!
and the victory went to Godzilla, Moon, and Jupiter! The battle was
far from
over.
Space Godzilla:(Imitating author) Although, it'll only take me
another page
to write it all.
Rodan was having trouble with Gigan. Fortunately, Mars and
T.M were giving him a hand. They had him at bay, but Rodan got cut
up when
he it Gigan's "Buzzsaw Stomach" move. T.M threw a rose at Gigan,
stunning
him. Sailor Mars threw out the Super Sonic Car's "Fusion Cannon" and
fired
rounds of blasts at Gigan. Rodan kept doing his "Sonic Boom" at
Gigan, but
Gigan: Whoa whoa WHOA! Rodan's "Sonic Booms" do NOT work on other
Kaiju!
He just slams into them with his body or uses his tallons! And if
he's the
new one, he uses his Uranium Heat Beam! (Foaming at the mouth) HASN'T
THIS
AUTHOR HEARD OF RELATIVE SIZE?!!!
Space Godzilla: Take deep breaths and keep repeating, "It's only a
fanfic.
It's only a fanfic..."
Gigan can also fly and it avoided some of his "Sonic Boom". T.M
yelled at
Rodan, "Let's finsh him, Rodan! Use your Sonic Boom while we use
ours. We'll
combine them to make the 'Hyper Sonic' blast!". Strangely, Rodan
understood.
Ghidora: Since a lack of comunication between the good guys would
have
elimintated the ability to do a combination attack.
He flew at his Maximum speed and Mars prepared to go to Mach 5 speed.
Both
flew past Gigan, timing just right, and created a boom that can
destroy the
Statue of Liberty! Gigan was knocked nearly unconsinces. He made one
last
attempt. He got up and did a entirely new move. I called it the
"Buzzsaw
Ghidora: The ultimate in bad fanfiction, switching from third to
first, just
to tell everyone you came up with a name.
Spinout" and it was extremely effective. It cut a bit of Rodan's
wing off
Gigan: "Buzzsaw Spinout"? Hmmm.... wish that the author had
described how
it was done. I might want to try that.
and Rodan was crashing down! T.M had enough! He jumped out of the
car and
actually went head-to-head with Gigan! The two were fairly even,
until Mars
Gigan: WHAT?! I'm over 30 stories tall, I've got blades covering
more than
50% of my body, and a 5'9 man who just throws roses is EVEN with me?
!
Ghidora: Trust us, our friend, you just suck.
Gigan: I DO NOT!
Ghidora: You were killed by a cheap Ultraman clone.
Gigan: Oh sure, like I had a chance on HIS show!
Space Godzilla: Children... calm down, or I'll fire at the screen.
decided to join the party. She fired the Super Missile and Gigan was
blown
back to the ground! He made up his mind and retreated back into
space. They
Gigan:(Sighs) There's a familiar sight.
actually won! Rodan, on the other hand, was badly hurt. Dj came out
of thin
air and took out a...bedpost?! It started to glow on one end and it
then
engulfed Rodan and it healed it's wing! Dj disappeared and Rodan was
back in
action!
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Dj) BEDPOST... HEALING... ACTIVATION!
Mothra was having a problem with Ghidria. Since it had three
head's, it was difficult to attack at any side. Fortunately, Mercury
and
Venus were helping Mothra. They were trying out the AFB in normal
mode. It
Gigan: Sucked on toast?
Space Godzilla: You know, you're only one riff away from Deep Hurting.
..
was effective and really did some damage to Ghidria! Ghidria was
firing his
"Space Lighting" at both the AFB and Mothra. Then, Mercury got an
idea! She
once saw a movie called "Ghidra: The Three-Headed Monster" and saw
both
Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan team-up against Ghidria. Godzilla
distracted
Ghidria while Rodan allowed Mothra to climb on his back and flew up
to get
Mothra to spin a huge web around Ghidria. Godzilla, then, grabbed
both of
his two tails and threw him in a quarry. Mercury then told Venus to
distract
All: ARGH! THEY'RE USING STOCK FOOTAGE IN FANFICTION!
Ghidria as long as possible. Mothra understood immediately and began
to work
out the plan. Venus gave the command to change into AFB bot mode and
began
to distract Ghidria with missiles, lasers, and Sonic-Boom balls.
Since
Ghidria couldn't attack from behind and front sides at the same time,
the
plan worked! Ghidria was sooned webbed up and he had no choice, but
to fly
SpaceG/Gigan:(Singing) ... me to the moon...
away back to space. The battle was finally over. The Scouts and the
Earth
Monster's won!
Godzilla & Co. thanked the Scouts, in which Dj interrupted.
Ghidora: Since he wished to use his Self Insertation powers to seduce
each
and every one of them.
They were back on Monster Island and the Scouts thanked the Earth
Monster's
and Dj. Dj never told them about what would happen to Sailor Moon.
She would
be killed in battle and T.M would be his partner. It would be in
1998 and he
Space Godzilla: And Tux-Boy doesn't kill himself imediatly following?
Gigan: Why should he?
Space Godzilla: I would.
Ghidora/Gigan: HUH?
Gigan: LOOK at her. While she has nice legs and buttox, she's got
zero
chest...
Ghidora: And the same amount of brains. Not to mention the fact that
you
would probably choke in your sleep from all the hair on her head.
Space Godzilla: True... but finding someone that loyal and caring in
THIS
day and age?
Ghidora: You have a point.
Gigan: Without them getting hit?
Space Godzilla:(Demon head) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Gigan:(Meakly) Sorry.
didn't want to disrupt the past. They returned his stuff and
returned back
to Tokyo. When they got there, it was never the same, ever. Godzilla,
Rodan,
Mothra, and Dj decided to help out with the repairs. It took about 6
months,
Space Godzilla: At this point, I wouldn't even mind if it was just
descriptions of the construction! Give this thing some detail for
heavens
sake!
but it was worth it. After the repairs, the monsters went back to
Monster
Island. The Scouts quickly were back to their regular forms and went
about
their normal lives. They didn't count on seeing Dj again. In
between
Gigan: ... torrid affairs with Dj, all the Scouts would notice him
conversing with a certain man who was in love with a certain cat.
Space Godzilla: Dj hasn't reached THAT level... or depth, just yet.
battle's, Dj would come and help out. In about another year, 1993,
Space
Godzilla and Mecha King Ghidria attacked! The Scouts called Dj and
his Earth
Monster's again, but that is another tale to tell later.
Ghidora: We hate to tell you this but, Mecha King Ghidora is one of
the...
(shudders) good guys.
THE END
All: Thank god!
Gigan: That wasn't so bad. Now let's get outta here, I wanna try out
that
new move...
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"BUZZSAW SPINOUT!"
Space Godzilla and King Ghidora ducked as Gigan, his left hook
pointing backwards and his right hook pointing forwards, and both
arms
extended to their limit, spun himself in a circle. He soon stopped,
as he
had become dizzy. "I guess," Gigan said as his face started to turn
green,
"that's not how you do it."
"A description would have helped," King Ghidora agreed.
"A description of ANYTHING in that story," Space Godzilla added,
"would have helped."
"'Scuse me a sec," Gigan said as he ran for the bathroom, the sound
of a kaiju ralfing coming several seconds later.
Space Godzilla sighed as he thought, "I get the feeling that this is
only the begining..."
G-FORCE HQ 1000
Aso knocked on the door to the private wash room and asked, "Lt
Misato, are you alright?"
A few seconds later, the door slowly opened and Misato, her face
extremely pale, stuck her head out and replied, "Yes sir. I just
found the
perfect fic to send our prisoners. ESPECIALY after that 'getting
hit'
crack. It's just that, it was so bad..."
Deciding that words could not accuratly describe the horror, she
handed Aso the file folder. The Commander of G-Force began to read...
then
turn green. "If I may Lt..."
Misato moved out of the bathroom as Aso ran in and began to lose
his lunch in the porcelin bowl. As he vomited, he called out, "Push
the
button Misato."
Misato moved over to the control pad and did so.
THE END
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Authors Thanks:
The Eternal Lost Lurker: Always a good source of riffs and support.
Dj: For giving me this story to work with... and don't take this
personaly.
Now that I've finally settled on an MST team for my "real MSTs", I'm
ready
to try some of the more disgusting stuff out there.
My next project? All three parts of "The Coming Of Mimihousen".
Beware!
The Flashman
MXJK67C@Prodigy.com
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/3105/
May The Spirit Preserve You