Subject: [FFML] Mystery Kaiju Theater 3000
From: MXJK67C@prodigy.com (CHRISTIAN A ROGERS)
Date: 6/8/1998, 12:37 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

MYSTERY KAIJU THEATER 3000
Episode 001
Godzilla/Sailor Moon Team Up!
By Dj Rodrigues
Reel 1.
(BEEP)
_________________

In the not too distant future,
Next Monday AD.
There were three evil space monsters,
Making things tough for you and me.

They tried to destroy the human race.
Each one was a big nutcase.

Comander Aso lured them to a trapped place,
Then he shrank the three and trapped them all in spaaace.

(Kaiju: WE... HATE... YOOOOUUUU!)

I'll send them awful fanfics,
The worst, I can find. (La la la)
They'll have to sit and read them all,
And that way they'll be serving time. (La la la)

Now keep in mind none can control,
where the fanfics begin or end. (La la la)
They'll try to keep their sanity,
Since they're the best of friends.

KAIJU ROLL CALL!

Cambot...
(You're on)
Space Godzilla...
(Blue is cool)
King Ghidora...
(We are not ammused)
GIGAAAAAAAAAAN!
(Polly want a BIG cracker)

If you're wondering how they eat and breath,
And other science facts (La la la)
Just repeat to yourself: "They're Toho Kaiju,
I should really just relax."

For Mystery Kaiju Theater 3000
(Guitar Twang)
__________________

	G-FORCE HEADQUATERS 0800

	Commander Aso, a Japanese man, who was in his early fourties, yet 
looked like he was in his mid to late fifties, turned to his fellow 
members 
of G-Force and asked, "Are we ready for today's work?"
	When he had recieved affirmative answers all around, he turned 
towards the main viewer and said, "Open a chanel."
	The large view screen on the far end of the room, crackled to life 
and displayed the creatures that were trapped on the Super X4 
Satalite.
	"Greetings," Aso said, an attempt at a warm smile on his face, "I 
trust you slept well."

	SX4S 0807

	Space Godzilla, King Ghidora and Gigan said as one, "Bite me Aso."

	G-FORCE HQ 0807

	The commander of G-Force coughed into his fist once and reminded 
himself to get a refill on his blood pressure medication as soon as 
he was 
finished.  To the three Kaiju on the monitor, he said, "You realize 
that 
your surly attitudes will only extend your stay.  Now, it is time for 
us to 
begin your punishment for your crimes against Earth."
	"Oh?" Space Godzilla growled over the speaker, "And just how do you 

plan on doing that?  Forcing us to watch old B movies?"
	Gigan added, "Make us listen to Muzack?"
	King Ghidora added, "Have Chibi-Usa, Minya, Mokona, Zone Junior AND 

C-ko give us hugs?"
	All the kaiju shuddered at the thought of the last.
	"No," Aso replied, "Nothing so crude.  You are going to read some of 

the worst fanfiction that has ever been written on the Internet."
	All three space monsters blinked in surprise.  "Excuse me?" Gigan 
asked, "Baking powder?  What the hell is 'fanfiction'?"
	Space Godzilla said, "Yeah!  And what's the 'Internet'?"
	King Ghidora grumbled, "We have a bad feeling about this..."
	Aso smirked and replied, "You'll find out."
	Space Godzilla snarled, "Besides, what's to stop us from blasting 
the screen with our powers?"
	Aso's smirk grew wider as he replied, "Because the screen is made 
out of artificial diamond."
	As the kaiju turned pale at that piece of information, Aso turned to 

his left and called out, "Lt. Misato!  It is time.  What will our 
first 
fanfiction be?"
	Walking into view of the viewscreen, came the character of Neon 
Genesis Evangelion fame, holding a folder in the crook of her right 
arm.  
Gigan took one look at her and crooned, "HELLOOOOO NURSE!"
	Ignoring the kaiju cat call, Misato faced Comander Aso and said, "In 

my hands, we have something our prisoners should appreciate.  It's 
called 
*Godzilla/Sailor Moon Team Up!* by Dj Rodrigues and the title 
explains it 
all."
	Aso nodded and said, "Send it up."

	SX4S 0817

	As Misato prepared to walk off, Gigan said, "Hey!  Wait a sec!  What 

about some fan service?"
	Misato faced the screen and winked with a smirk as she said, "Maybe 

later."
	Gigan sighed as the screen turned off and King Ghidora said, "We 
can't believe you're mooning over a HUMAN."
	"But..." Gigan said as he turned to face his partner, "she's hot!"
	"She's a HUMAN!"
	"But she's HOT!"
	"She's HUMAN!"
	"She's HOT!"
	Suddenly, alarms began to wail and Space Godzilla yelled, "Argue 
later.  WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIGN!!!"

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

[Door 6: It's divided horizontaly.  One half slides up into the 
ceiling and 
the second slides down into the floor.]
[Door 5: It's divided into nine small squares.  The lowest right 
block folds 
onto the on next to it, which folds onto the one next to it, then 
goes to 
the one above it, and the process repeats until the last one slides 
into the 
wall.]
[Door 4: It's a rubix cube.  You try to solve it, then give up and 
smash it 
with a sledgehammer.]
[Door 3: It's Manda.  You show him a model of Atragon and he slinks 
away.]
[Door 2: It's a wall of Barney and Minya dolls.  You take great 
pleasure in 
bowling them over.]
[Door 1: A large vault door.  The wheel spins to the left and the 
door 
swings open to the right.]

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

               Godzilla/Sailor Moon Team Up!

Gigan: Uh oh....
Space Godzilla: What?
Gigan: In almost all team ups with Sailor Moon, at least one of the 
other 
cast ends up in a fuku.
Ghidora:(Shuddering) We did NOT need THAT image.

                         By: Dj Rodriguez

	I have gotten the idea for this story from a fanfic on the 
Internet, but rewrote it and added characters of my own. I hope you 
enjoy 
this story!

Space Godzilla:(Imitating author) Plagiarism?  You're soaking in it.


	In space, in the year 2090, the leaders of "The Third Planet 
of the Black Hole" met in their meeting room. Their planet was dying 
and

Gigan: As opposed to meeting in their living room.
 
need a planet like their's to live on. Earth was their main choice, 
but 
they failed twice to get it. Their weapon, MechaGodzilla, was sent 
to 

Ghidora: Whoa...

destroy Godzilla and Tokyo, Japan. MechaGodzilla was destroyed twice 
by 
Earth's mightiest monster, Godzilla. The spacemen made one last 
attempt to 

Ghidora: We said whoa...

gain the Earth. They called their ally, Space Hunter Nebula, to 
request the 
need of using King Ghidria and Gigan. These two Space Monsters were 
also 

Ghidora: We repeat, whoa...
Gigan:(Sighs) First it was the Seatopians, then the bad guys in Human 
Comet 
Fighter Zone and now the Black Hole Aliens.  What am I, "Rent-A-
Kaiju"?

defeated by Godzilla. The spacemen sent the three monsters to Earth. 
"When 
Tokyo is decimated to rubble, we'll rebuild it to suit our 
connivance's. 

Ghidora: WHOA!!!  We humbley request that this story SLOW DOWN!!!
Space Godzilla: The paragraph is STILL going... and going and going 
and 
going and going and going and going and going...
Gigan: Yeah.  This story is producing it's own Kaiju... Enajizah.

But, there might be some interference from Godzilla and his ally Dj 

Rodriguez. We must act carefully. I'll send the monsters to May 20, 
1992 

Ghidora: Ladies and gentlemen, we have self-insertation!

because Dj wasn't around back then. And see if Godzilla shows up, 
he'll 
have trouble with three Space Monsters! He'll be destroyed and we'll 
rule 
the entire world! Ha, ha, ha, ha!", the leader declared. He opened 
up a
"Time Portal" and sent the three Space Monsters to Earth. Little did 
they 
know that another group of warriors were going to help Godzilla 
later on. 
There names... The Sailor Scouts!

Gigan:(Imitating author) HA!  There names!  I've changed them from 
the cool 
sounding "Sailor Senshi" to the childish and DICey "Sailor Scouts"!


	Serena, Raye, Mina, Lita, Amy, and Darien were at the Arcade Center.
 
The girls were the Sailor Scouts and Darien was Tuxedo Mask. These 

Space Godzilla:(Imitating Amy) Ummm... I hate to say this, but 
doesn't this 
kind of blow our cover?

people were like Godzilla, defending the Earth from evil. The girls 
and 

Space Godzilla: WHAT?!  When did he EVER do THAT?!  He's a neutral 
force of nature, only considered good or evil by the enemy he fights.

Gigan: Not in the seventies...
Ghidora: Don't remind us.  We still have the Zone Fighter theme stuck 
in 
our heads.
Space Godzilla:(Blushing) Oops.

Darien were talking about today's paper. It has announced that 
strange 
creatures from space were heading to Earth and has identified them 
as King 
Ghidria, Gigan, and MechaGodzilla. The President of Tokyo ordered 
the city 

Space Godzilla: Since WHEN does Tokyo have a president?  It's a CITY 
for 
crying out loud!

to be evacuated by mid-noon. Of course, no one paid attention, but 
the girls

Ghidora: Since it would take over a week to evacuate the city, so why 
bother?
Gigan: Plus, those matte sequences don't really work that well 
without the 
people dashing left and right in the foreground.

felt different. Raye, who has the ability to sense evil vibes, told 
them 
that these monsters were totally evil and not even them could stop 
them. "I 
think this is going to be tough, but we could handle it.", Raye 
finished.

(Everyone blinks.)
Space Godzilla: So Rei is an MPD in this story?  One second she says 
they 
can't win and the next she's saying they can?
Ghidora: We believe it is called, SACSS: Stupid Author Contradicting 
Self 
Syndrome.

The rest were also sure that they could handle the situation. By 
that time,

Space Godzilla: ... The author decided to start another run-on 
paragraph?
Gigan: ... Sailor Jupiter was boasting that she could handle Godzilla 
on her 
own?
Ghidora: ... The "Genius Scientist"(tm) had destroyed the controler 
for the 
Space Monsters and they had flown back into space?
Gigan: ... Oscar decided to write a Lemon with Godzilla?
Space Godzilla: Gigan...
Gigan: What?

the people outside began to panic and a police car came out blaring 
a 
warring, "Attention all citizens! The Space Monsters are landing! 
Please 
evacuate the city, immediately!". The girls and Darien looked 
outside and 

Gigan:(Imitating Lita) Why does this evacuation look just like the 
last one?
Space Godzilla:(Imitating Mina) I know, there are only so many times 
that 
guy can wave his hand at people.

was amazed at the sight of the monster's! King Ghidria was a three-
headed 
monster, Gigan a living scythe-blade weapon, and MechaGodzilla was a 
huge 

Ghidora: Actually, we are more like a dragon then a monster.
Gigan: And I'm more like Tim Allen's best dream come true.

cyborg twin of Godzilla! The girls quickly transformed into their 
Sailor 
Scout uniforms and began to face the monsters. Darien took out a 
rose and 
transformed to Tuxedo Mask to join his friends. The Scouts were 
trying to 
size up each monster while Sailor Mercury tried to get there 
weakness in 

Gigan: "Size up"?  Hmmmm....
Space Godzilla: Gigan...

her mini-computer. "Sorry guys, but I can't seem to lock on their 
weakness. 

Space Godzilla: Sheesh.  Mercury must be taking stupid pills in this 
one, if 
she missed the obvious weakness of MechaGodzilla's head.

All I can think of is just blasting them with all of our powers.", 
Mercury 
said. So, all the Scouts and T.M used all of their powers on the 
monsters.

Ghidora: "T.M"?
Gigan: Tenchi Muyou?
Space Godzilla: Taco Mega?
Ghidora: Titanium Mihoshi?
Gigan: Tit Monster?
Space Godzilla: Gigan!


	They used all of their most powerful blasts on the Space Monsters, 

but that only got them angry and more aggressive. The Scouts and T.M 
were 

Ghidora: Trademark?
Space Godzilla: Telephone Marketing?
Gigan: Two Monkeys?

blasted by Ghidria's "Space Blast", grounded by Gigan's "Buzzsaw 
Stomach", 

(Space Godzilla backs away from the growling King Ghidora and Gigan.
)
Gigan: THAT'S "BELLY BLADE"!
Ghidora: AND THAT'S "GRAVITY BOLTS"!  WE SUGGEST YOU READ SOME ISSUES 
OF 
G-FAN!!!
Space Godzilla: Sorry folks, they get a bit testy when their attacks 
are 
named wrong.

and nailed by MechaGodzilla's "Gamma Ray Eye Blast". The Scouts were 

beaten, broken, battered and bruised by the Space Monsters. The 
Space 

Gigan: Ummm... did we just win?
Ghidora: We think so...
Space Godzilla: Would someone please slow the fic down?!

Monsters were still starting their reign of terror and destruction 
on Tokyo.

Ghidora: In other words, a normal day in Tokyo.
 
The Scouts were amazed at the power of the monster's had. Mercury 
still was 
trying to see their weakness, but found a file she didn't know about.
 "The 

All: ARRRRRRRGH!  Not the "Previously Unknown File(c)"!!!

three monsters are Gigan, MechaGodzilla, and King Ghidria. All of 
these 
monsters were defeated by the King of the Monster's, Godzilla. You 
must find 
him and also Rodan and Mothra. The three most powerful Earth 
Monsters and 
the Scouts will be able to defeat them.", the computer told her. 
Mercury 
couldn't believe her ears and eyes. Godzilla, Rodan, and Mothra 
existing? 

Space Godzilla:(Imitating Mercury) That's almost as hard to believe 
as nine 
young women in short skirts, jumping around the city at night and 
punishing 
evil-doers in the name of... wait a second.

Unbelievable!  MechaGodzilla was then ready to fire his "Hand 
Missiles" when 
a glow encircled the Scouts and T.M and they all vanished!

	They reappeared on an island and was surrounded by 12 monsters! 
Some 
of them they recognized from the movies, but the others were new. 
The 

(Everyone hums the opening music to Destroy All Monsters.)
Gigan: How much you want to bet that they misidentify Gorosaurus?
Space Godzilla: No bet.  EVERYONE does that.

Scouts and T.M looked around and saw a 14-year old kid riding... on 

a hovering punching bag?! The kid stopped and dropped down. He 
started 
introducing himself, "Hi! I'm Dj Rodriguez and this is Monster 
Island. My 
real name is Dj Rodriguez, but I'm in my other form called the Ultra 


Ghidora:(Imitating Dj) Redundant One.
Gigan:(Imitating Forrest Gump) My name is Dj Rodrigues.  People call 
me Dj 
Rodrigues.

Warrior. But, please, always call me Dj. Anyway, I bought you here. 
I saw 
the battle with you and Gigan, Ghidria, and MechaGodzilla and you 
were, 
well, pathetic. No offense. I put that info in your computer Mercury 
and I 

Ghidora:(Imitating Dj) Needed to make myself feel like a big man by 
inserting myself as a god-like being in this crock of a story.
Gigan:(Imitating Dj) You sucked so hard I could feel it all the way 
from 
here... but no hard feelings.
Space Godzilla: GIGAN!
Gigan: WHAT?!

know how to beat them. I'll send Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan, but I 
can't
let you go without some equipment. Hold on!". He turned around and 
hollered,
"Hey, Firebird, AFB, Super Sonic! Time to kick some Space Monster 
butt!". As
if on cue, a awesome race car, a sleek Army jet, and a cool blue car 
came
roaring out! "These guys here will help you out.", Dj said. He 
pointed to

All:(Singing) GO!  POWER RANGERS TURBO GO!

the race car saying, "This is Firebird Phoenix. This car has a 
hyper-fireball, a combination fire-ice-laser blaster, a mega-blinder,
 a 
mega-neutrilizer, and a super spring board and glider. He should 
come out 

Gigan:(Imitating Dj) With club soda.

handy.".  He then started with the jet, "This is AFB. That's short 
for Air 
Force Bot. He has heat-lighting, mega-laser, blinders, and a built 
in Sonic 
Boom Ball blast.  It can also transform into "Air Force Bot". Then, 
he

Ghidora: We swear, if one of the Scouts on THAT vehicle says, "Get 
off my 
mecha," we're going to scream.

pointed to the last car and explained, "This is the Super Sonic Car. 
It can 
exceed the barrier of sound and possible light. It has missiles, 
super 
missiles, lasers, Ginuz Stars, two mini-fusion cannons, and wings 
for
flying. Also, the little spinner on top is used to give it a hyper-
turbo 
boost and has booster rockets for extra power. All of these weapons 
are 
powered by Chaos Emeralds, gems of infinite energy. Now, get going! 
Tokyo is

Space Godzilla: Huston.  We have a Sonic the Hedgehog reference.
Ghidora: Is it possible that this man is related to Gotterman?
Gigan: Ratliff is a more likely possibility.

in total ruins and the Space Monsters are heading toward Hiroshima.".
 The 

All: <Groan>
Gigan: We're not THAT tacky.

Scouts and T.M jumped into a portal Dj created and went to battle 
the Space 
Monsters! Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan followed, but Minya secretly 
followed 
his dad and all of them went back to Japan!

All: MINYA!  AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!


	The Space Monster's were wrecking havoc among the city of 
Hiroshima and having a good time. Then, without warring, the portal 
opened 

Space Godzilla: Because the *warring* will begin when the "Good 
Monsters" 
show up.

and the Scouts, T.M, Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, and Minya jumped out! 


Ghidora: What is with all the exclimation points suddenly?
Space Godzilla: The author's trying to make this bore of a story more 

exiting by using more exciting punctuations.

MechaGodzilla and Godzilla rumbled almost immediately, Gigan took on 
Rodan, 

Gigan: LLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!

while Mothra battled Ghidria. Sailor Moon and Jupiter got into the 
Firebird 
and helped out Godzilla, Sailor Mars and T.M got into the Super 
Sonic Car 

Space Godzilla: Wouldn't it make more sense for MARS to get in the 
FIREBIRD?
Ghidora: And Tux-Boy doesn't want to stay with Sailor Moon and vice-
versa?  
Sure, that's reeeeeeaaally IC.
Gigan: I get it!  This is one of those fics where no one acts as they 
should 
for humor value!
Ghidora/Space G: We're not laughing.

and went over to give Rodan a hand, and Sailor Venus and Mercury got 
into 
the AFB, transformed it, and went over to help out Mothra. The 
biggest 
battle-royal began! Minya was not careful to not cross over to the 
cross-fire. MechaGodzilla spotted him and was about to blast him 
away, but 

All: YES!  DESTROY THE HORRID ONE!
Space Godzilla: Voted "Most Hated Kaiju" two years in a row!
Gigan: He ain't got no friends... and with good reason!
Ghidora: HE MUST DIE!!!

Godzilla saw his son and went over to shield him. He was able to get 
to him 
in time and protected him from MechaGodzilla's "Gamma Eye Blast". 
Godzilla 
went down and Moon and Jupiter got boiling mad! Big G had gone down 
to 
protect his son. "Nobody does that to Minya and gets away with it!", 
Jupiter 
yelled. Sailor Moon was amazed. She'd always thought Godzilla was 
cold and 
cruel, but after seeing that, she knew that Godzilla was like a 
loving 

Space Godzilla: I guess it makes sense that someone who's going to 
give 
birth to someone else who's the bane of millions, would sympathise 
with...
(shudders) Minya.

father. They fired the "Hyper Blast" and MechaGodzilla went down, 
but not 
out. Minya was trying to help out his dad so he can Finish off 

Gigan: FINISH HIM!

MechaGodzilla. Godzilla was alive, but badly hurt. It took in 45 
minutes to
reach full strength again. At that same time, MechaGodzilla got up 
and was

Ghidora: And what happened during that time?!?!
Space Godzilla: Calm down, it's just a bad fanfic...

blasting Godzilla with everything he got! Godzilla was just running 
to him,
withstanding all of the blast's! He went up to MechaGodzilla and 
blew his
"Radiation Fire" at his face and ripped his head off! MechaGodzilla 
blew up

Gigan/Ghidora: IT'S A HEAT BEAM, NOT FIRE!!!

and the victory went to Godzilla, Moon, and Jupiter! The battle was 
far from
over.

Space Godzilla:(Imitating author) Although, it'll only take me 
another page 
to write it all.


	Rodan was having trouble with Gigan. Fortunately, Mars and 
T.M were giving him a hand. They had him at bay, but Rodan got cut 
up when 
he it Gigan's "Buzzsaw Stomach" move. T.M threw a rose at Gigan, 
stunning 
him. Sailor Mars threw out the Super Sonic Car's "Fusion Cannon" and 
fired 
rounds of blasts at Gigan. Rodan kept doing his "Sonic Boom" at 
Gigan, but 

Gigan: Whoa whoa WHOA!  Rodan's "Sonic Booms" do NOT work on other 
Kaiju!  
He just slams into them with his body or uses his tallons!  And if 
he's the 
new one, he uses his Uranium Heat Beam! (Foaming at the mouth) HASN'T 
THIS 
AUTHOR HEARD OF RELATIVE SIZE?!!!
Space Godzilla: Take deep breaths and keep repeating, "It's only a 
fanfic.  
It's only a fanfic..."

Gigan can also fly and it avoided some of his "Sonic Boom". T.M 
yelled at
Rodan, "Let's finsh him, Rodan! Use your Sonic Boom while we use 
ours. We'll
combine them to make the 'Hyper Sonic' blast!". Strangely, Rodan 
understood.

Ghidora: Since a lack of comunication between the good guys would 
have 
elimintated the ability to do a combination attack.

He flew at his Maximum speed and Mars prepared to go to Mach 5 speed.
 Both
flew past Gigan, timing just right, and created a boom that can 
destroy the
Statue of Liberty! Gigan was knocked nearly unconsinces. He made one 
last
attempt. He got up and did a entirely new move. I called it the 
"Buzzsaw

Ghidora: The ultimate in bad fanfiction, switching from third to 
first, just 
to tell everyone you came up with a name.

Spinout" and it was extremely effective. It cut a bit of Rodan's 
wing off

Gigan: "Buzzsaw Spinout"?  Hmmm.... wish that the author had 
described how 
it was done.  I might want to try that.

and Rodan was crashing down! T.M had enough! He jumped out of the 
car and 
actually went head-to-head with Gigan! The two were fairly even, 
until Mars 

Gigan: WHAT?!  I'm over 30 stories tall, I've got blades covering 
more than 
50% of my body, and a 5'9 man who just throws roses is EVEN with me?
!
Ghidora: Trust us, our friend, you just suck.
Gigan: I DO NOT!
Ghidora: You were killed by a cheap Ultraman clone.
Gigan: Oh sure, like I had a chance on HIS show!
Space Godzilla: Children... calm down, or I'll fire at the screen.

decided to join the party. She fired the Super Missile and Gigan was 
blown 
back to the ground! He made up his mind and retreated back into 
space. They 

Gigan:(Sighs) There's a familiar sight.

actually won! Rodan, on the other hand, was badly hurt. Dj came out 
of thin 
air and took out a...bedpost?! It started to glow on one end and it 
then 
engulfed Rodan and it healed it's wing! Dj disappeared and Rodan was 
back in 
action!

Space Godzilla:(Imitating Dj) BEDPOST... HEALING... ACTIVATION!


	Mothra was having a problem with Ghidria. Since it had three
head's, it was difficult to attack at any side. Fortunately, Mercury 
and
Venus were helping Mothra. They were trying out the AFB in normal 
mode. It

Gigan: Sucked on toast?
Space Godzilla: You know, you're only one riff away from Deep Hurting.
..

was effective and really did some damage to Ghidria! Ghidria was 
firing his
"Space Lighting" at both the AFB and Mothra. Then, Mercury got an 
idea! She
once saw a movie called "Ghidra: The Three-Headed Monster" and saw 
both
Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan team-up against Ghidria. Godzilla 
distracted
Ghidria while Rodan allowed Mothra to climb on his back and flew up 
to get
Mothra to spin a huge web around Ghidria. Godzilla, then, grabbed 
both of
his two tails and threw him in a quarry. Mercury then told Venus to 
distract

All: ARGH!  THEY'RE USING STOCK FOOTAGE IN FANFICTION!

Ghidria as long as possible. Mothra understood immediately and began 
to work
out the plan. Venus gave the command to change into AFB bot mode and 
began
to distract Ghidria with missiles, lasers, and Sonic-Boom balls. 
Since
Ghidria couldn't attack from behind and front sides at the same time,
 the 
plan worked! Ghidria was sooned webbed up and he had no choice, but 
to fly

SpaceG/Gigan:(Singing) ... me to the moon...

away back to space. The battle was finally over. The Scouts and the 
Earth 
Monster's won!

	Godzilla & Co. thanked the Scouts, in which Dj interrupted.

Ghidora: Since he wished to use his Self Insertation powers to seduce 
each 
and every one of them.

They were back on Monster Island and the Scouts thanked the Earth 
Monster's 
and Dj. Dj never told them about what would happen to Sailor Moon. 
She would
be killed in battle and T.M would be his partner. It would be in 
1998 and he

Space Godzilla: And Tux-Boy doesn't kill himself imediatly following?

Gigan: Why should he?
Space Godzilla: I would.
Ghidora/Gigan: HUH?
Gigan: LOOK at her.  While she has nice legs and buttox, she's got 
zero 
chest...
Ghidora: And the same amount of brains.  Not to mention the fact that 
you 
would probably choke in your sleep from all the hair on her head.
Space Godzilla: True... but finding someone that loyal and caring in 
THIS 
day and age?
Ghidora: You have a point.
Gigan: Without them getting hit?
Space Godzilla:(Demon head) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Gigan:(Meakly) Sorry.

didn't want to disrupt the past. They returned his stuff and 
returned back 
to Tokyo. When they got there, it was never the same, ever. Godzilla,
 Rodan, 
Mothra, and Dj decided to help out with the repairs. It took about 6 
months,

Space Godzilla: At this point, I wouldn't even mind if it was just 
descriptions of the construction!  Give this thing some detail for 
heavens 
sake!

but it was worth it. After the repairs, the monsters went back to 
Monster
Island. The Scouts quickly were back to their regular forms and went 
about
their normal lives.  They didn't count on seeing Dj again. In 
between

Gigan: ... torrid affairs with Dj, all the Scouts would notice him 
conversing with a certain man who was in love with a certain cat.
Space Godzilla: Dj hasn't reached THAT level... or depth, just yet.

battle's, Dj would come and help out. In about another year, 1993, 
Space 
Godzilla and Mecha King Ghidria attacked! The Scouts called Dj and 
his Earth 
Monster's again, but that is another tale to tell later.

Ghidora: We hate to tell you this but, Mecha King Ghidora is one of 
the...
(shudders) good guys.


					   THE END

All: Thank god!
Gigan: That wasn't so bad.  Now let's get outta here, I wanna try out 
that 
new move...



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	"BUZZSAW SPINOUT!"
	Space Godzilla and King Ghidora ducked as Gigan, his left hook 
pointing backwards and his right hook pointing forwards, and both 
arms 
extended to their limit, spun himself in a circle.  He soon stopped, 
as he 
had become dizzy.  "I guess," Gigan said as his face started to turn 
green, 
"that's not how you do it."
	"A description would have helped," King Ghidora agreed.
	"A description of ANYTHING in that story," Space Godzilla added, 
"would have helped."
	"'Scuse me a sec," Gigan said as he ran for the bathroom, the sound 

of a kaiju ralfing coming several seconds later.
	Space Godzilla sighed as he thought, "I get the feeling that this is 

only the begining..."

	G-FORCE HQ 1000

	Aso knocked on the door to the private wash room and asked, "Lt 
Misato, are you alright?"
	A few seconds later, the door slowly opened and Misato, her face 
extremely pale, stuck her head out and replied, "Yes sir.  I just 
found the 
perfect fic to send our prisoners.  ESPECIALY after that 'getting 
hit' 
crack.  It's just that, it was so bad..."
	Deciding that words could not accuratly describe the horror, she 
handed Aso the file folder.  The Commander of G-Force began to read...
 then 
turn green.  "If I may Lt..."
	Misato moved out of the bathroom as Aso ran in and began to lose 
his lunch in the porcelin bowl.  As he vomited, he called out, "Push 
the 
button Misato."
	Misato moved over to the control pad and did so.

THE END
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Authors Thanks:

The Eternal Lost Lurker: Always a good source of riffs and support.
Dj: For giving me this story to work with... and don't take this 
personaly.

Now that I've finally settled on an MST team for my "real MSTs", I'm 
ready 
to try some of the more disgusting stuff out there.

My next project?  All three parts of "The Coming Of Mimihousen".  
Beware!

The Flashman
MXJK67C@Prodigy.com
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/3105/
May The Spirit Preserve You