Subject: [FFML][shortfic] P-chan's sick!
From: DarkAlpha2@aol.com
Date: 6/7/1998, 4:24 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Just as I was about to go sleep last night, an idea popped inside my mind, and
this morning I went to work right away.
Have I been twisted too much my fanfics enough for me to churn insanity
fanfics?
Me hope so-

Sailor Alpha
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P-CHAN'S SICK!
by Sailor Alpha


	"P-chan! Here's some special brew I made for you!" Akane smiled broadly as
she lowered a bowl.
	P-chan's eyes widened in shock and tried to back away from the bowl, which
contained weird-looking mounds of assorted colors. Even in his pig-form as 'P-
chan,' Akane's cute pig pet, Ryoga was still knew that Akane's cooking was
highly toxic.
	Akane's face fell as she tried to nudge the bowl towards P-chan, "Aw, come
on. I know I'm a terrible cook, but making food for a pig can't be that hard.
Just try it, please?"
	Ryoga faltered for few moments. Despite his pig appearance, he was still
Ryoga inside, and he was still in love with Akane. He didn't want to hurt
Akane's feelings, so...
	P-chan stepped forward and took a big bite of his pig food.
	"Oh good! You're eating it, I'm so happy!" Akane sighed happily as she petted
P-chan, "It's nice to know that you still like my cooking, unlike that baka,
Ranma."
	P-chan stopped eating and nodded in agreement.


	Next day, Akane recieved a call from Ranma who notified that he was at the
hospital. "Um, Akane, I think you've went bit too far this time."
	"What's wrong?" Akane was puzzled.
	"Come to the hospital and you'll see." With that, Ranma hung up on her.
	In fifteen minutes, Akane reached the hospital where Ranma was waiting for
her. "What's going on?"
	"Well, it's hard to explain, but I'd better show you something..." Ranma led
Akane to a room. She saw Ryoga moaning and clutching to his stomach in pain.
	"RYOGA!" Akane ran over to him and turned to Ranma, "What happended to him?"
	"Beats me. I found him half an hour ago on the way to home. Doctors are
checkin' him out, but it seems to me that he ate some pig food that was
poisoned..."



Oh, the insanity inside me!

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