Nihao!

	I was reading the latest Diskworld novel and it just came to me. If you�ve never read Terry Pratchett then this spam fic won�t make any sense. Of course if you really haven�t read him I suggest you get off the computer and go get one of his books. 

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A Tenchi Muyo! Diskworld cross over
Origins

Washu�s Lab somewhere in sub-space

	The recorder�s lights were green, showing that it was taking down ever word that was spoken. From out of the darkness came a voice.

	�Log number 12312342347384623928710238432810384728374210963421634026-B, I have finally been able to locate the home world of the subject. I was also able to see the events that transpired to bring the subject to this universe. Of course this is nothing for the greatest genius in the multi-verse,� the voice switched to ultra-kawaii mode, �WASHU-CHAN!!!!!�

	If the recorder could have face faulted, it would have.

	�I will now play back the recording that I made of those events for the record.�

	A button was pushed and a visual log was added.

	It opened on a world that most people would have said is impossible, but then, on this world, the impossible is the everyday. For this is the Diskworld, stretching from the Ram Tops at the Hub to the great Rim Sea that sparkles as it falls off of the rim. It turns slowly on the backs of the four major elephants who perch on the shell of Great A�Tuin, the star turtle. This is the only world where and elephant has to lift its leg to let the sun go by. 

	The record closed in on the twin cities of Ankh-Morpork, and then closer to the dome that covers the library of Unseen University. Then closer still to where one of its members is sneaking off with a book. Not a wise idea considering that the Librarian is hanging right over him.

	�Blast it all, I never should have agreed to that old coot�s ideas,� the wizard mumbled to himself, �Now I have to get rid of those two children.�

	The wizard crept through the deserted halls of the university. It was after all after the last meal, the wizards wouldn�t be moving until mid-day anyway. Creeping after the wizard was the shape of the Librarian, which was more like a fur covered water balloon. 

	He made it back to his room without running into anyone, except the Bursar who was looking for his dried frog pills. A small giggly cry greeted him as he came into his room. Lying in two baskets were twin babies. One was male and had a shock of red hair, the other one was a girl whose hair was more blonde, what little there was.
 
	The wizard but the book on a stand made for books and the occasional snack �Where to send them?� he muttered to himself. He looked at the map of the Disk he had put up some time ago. Closing his eyes he took a blind stab at it. He opened his eyes to see that he�d managed to hit a copy of �Bows and Ammo� that the Archchancellor had given him. He sighed, �I�ll just send them to the Ram Tops.�

	He prided open the book to the spell he wanted, a long distance traveling spell. Selected the target region and started to cast the spell. One of the children, the male disappeared. The wizard wiped his brow, now for the second one. He was almost through when his door blasted in and a large angry voice cried, �EEEKKKK!!�

	The wizard clutched his chest and instead of saying, �glstokjutstehkjpol!� he said instead, �galaxypolicedklsjdfhssi!� The girl vanished as well.

	The wizard looked at his former body, �I suppose you wouldn�t consider letting me know just where she went would you?� he said.

	�NO, NOT REALLY.�

	�I see, I always thought that I was supposed to know when you�d come for me.�

	His companion grinned, of course that was all he could do really, �YOU JUST WEREN�T PAYING ATTENTION.�

	The wizard nodded, �That makes sense, will there be food there?�

	�I DON�T KNOW, I�VE NEVER BEEN THERE MYSELF YOU UNDERSTAND.�

	�I see, well let�s go.�

Washu�s Lab

	The visual log clicked off, the voice started again.

	�From my observations, the boy was found and raised by dwarfs until he grew up and went to Ankh-Morpork to become a captain in the watch. The son of the Galaxy Police Commissioner found the girl who turned out to be�� the words trailed off as a series of explosions rocked the lab. A new voice came on.

	�Ano� Washu-chan?�

	A sigh was heard, �Mihoshi.�

End

	Sorry, I was reading Jingo and started to think just how close Carrot and Mihoshi really are, almost like twins, you get the idea ne? I have no idea why someone would want to send C&C or MST this, but I'm willing to read them.

JG       

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