Virgo(pointing out random fanfics and spamfics): This one, Profit.

Jody(arms crossed, normal hostile expression): Ah, it'll probably
suck...

Audience: *looking forward to fight, heaves a collective sigh*

Virgo: Oh, yeah... one of the main reasons we watch these shows... 
It's called a VCR and Fast Forward to see if they fight. :P

Jody: Get a life.

Virgo: Get a boyfriend.

[COMMERCIAL]
Do *you* need silly anime-spoof commercials? Try the 

Virgo(does her impression of her favorite activity): YES!!  YES!!! 
OH!!  OH BABY! YES!!!

Jody(sweatdrop): thank you, we were just thinking how much we'd like
to see some Anime spoof commercials...

Virgo(biting down on her forefinger): Ah, yes... it's been sooooo
long...

Jody: damn, hentais....

adfic challenge

archive, probably somewhere on Lurker's site:

Virgo: Thank you SOOOO much! (lil hearts pop about)

Ricki: "Err... a little preview for our next episode; 'I Write
Fanfics But Can't Meet     lines!'"

Jody and Virgo exchange glances, they nod.

Jody: Hey, Ricki!  We got a live one for ya!

Virgo: AWOL from the FFML and it has been over TWO years since he's
posted a story..  HELL!  He never finished Twilight!  ROBMA!!!

Jody: Oh, BTW Ronny, we liked it, it was short, sweet and felt good to
read for those times you don't have time for the epics.... (slams down
the printed out Ranma 1/2 Elseworlds, table shudders) Someone's going
to die for these poor trees that are now     !

  Robma "I must flee the country now, and change my name to Tenchi
Masaki...." Orick

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Ricki: "So, Ronny, you don't get your work out on time?"

Ronny: *in navy blue suit and yellow tie; near tears* 

<Snip>

*bursts out crying*

Women in audience: *semi-collectively* "Get that fat crybaby out of

here! Couldn't you bring that Ranma guy back again?"

Virgo: Yeah!  i have no sympathy for the jerk!  Hey, ranma...  do
you... you know... you wanna?

Jody(to the offscreen): Call Miss Hinako!  Virgo's forgetten about
that rule about her NOT hitting on the student body!

Virgo: Can i hit on the faculty instead?

Rumiko: Please encourage our author to write and redeem our good name
as fanfic characters....

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"In the end, the world really didn't need a 'Superman,' just a brave one." -Superman

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