Well, here it is, like I promised. The next installment of SoAP. I
enjoyed writing this part immensely, and I think it shows. And if it
doesn't paint a complete picture, well, that's because it's not supposed
to. The only way to see it from all sides is (you guessed it) to read the
other three aspects of the story as well.
Oh, and I plan to come up with Chapter 1 of all aspects first before
coming up with Ch. 2 of this one. Keeps the continuity.
And look for a surprise after the ending!
Enjoy!
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The Sum of All Parts : Black
Neon Chronicle Evangelion
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Chapter One
"So… Misato-san… why isn't my father taking me to school today?"
fourteen-year-old Ikari Shinji asked the long-haired brunette in the
driver's seat.
"Because, he's busy at NERV, I already told you, Shinji!" Misato said,
not taking her eyes off the road. "Kaji is meeting with him and
Sub-Commander Fuyutsuki. They're preparing to transport Unit 02 to the
Geofront sometime today," she said.
"What about Mother?" brown-haired thirteen-year-old Ikari Rei asked
quietly.
"I think she had some business with Seele. Something about preparing the
Fifth Child or something," Misato absently replied. "Why do you keep
asking me these things? I'm going out of my way to do you and your
parents a favor here!"
"Well, it's because…" Shinji began, but he was cut off.
"It's because the famous First Child baka Shinji here would rather not
be in the same vehicle with me," Soryu Asuka Langley spat from the back
seat. She brushed her red hair back and shifted uncomfortably in the back
seat. "What is it with these Japanese cars? Why can't you people even get
any decent upholstery for your tiny cars?" She bounced around for
effect.
"What the Second said," Shinji said, jerking his thumb behind him.
Misato snarled. "I don't want to hear another word from you kids!
Shinji, Rei, you're stuck with it, so shut up about it already. Asuka,
you know Commander Ikari assigned you to live with me, so I suggest you
get used to Japan pretty soon, because you haven't got a choice!"
"I _am_ shut up," Rei said expressionlessly.
"Heh, the Commander assigned me to stay with you so you could get better
sleep at night," Asuka said, smirking.
"I DON'T get any decent sleep at night with you around, anyway!" Misato
retorted, nearly sideswiping a little old lady sprinkling water on the
street.
"I refuse to be a part of this mess," Rei said, not loud enough for
anyone else to hear.
"Better than if Kaji-san sneaked in your apartment every night if I
wasn't around," Asuka flatly replied.
"Kaji? Why would I want that loser in my room at night anyway?" Misato
said, swerving the car to the right, running over the curb and almost
running over a little black pig.
"I told Dad I could walk with Kensuke and Toji, but no…" Shinji
muttered, crossing his arms.
"Why the heck do we have such lousy living quarters anyway?" Asuka
demanded. "The place is a dump, it's full of weirdoes, the unit itself is
cramped, and worst of all we have to sleep on the floor!"
"Because the Commander said for us to keep a low profile so as not to
draw attention to our operation! Besides, what's wrong with sleeping on
the floor? We Japanese have been doing it for centuries!" Misato snapped.
She barely avoided hitting the rear tire of the bicycle in front. The
red-capped rider seemed not to notice. "Damn cyclers! If he'd only take
those earphones out maybe he'd be able to hear to save his life!"
"You, Japanese boy," Asuka said to Shinji, "tell me why you people sleep
on the floor. Are you just that cheap?"
"I sleep on a bed, thank you very much," Shinji said, looking at her
through hooded eyes.
"See what I mean? We have to wait hand and foot on Golden Boy here just
because he's the commander's son! What's probably the only reason he's a
prospective EVA pilot in the first place!" Asuka said, pointing a finger
at Shinji.
"That's not true!" Shinji protested. "I ranked highest in aptitude for
the qualification exams!"
"Your father probably just rigged the exams," Asuka said accusingly.
"DID NOT!"
"If that were true I'd be Second Child, Asuka, not you," Rei said
flatly.
"We're here," Misato said, stepping on the brakes. She unlocked the
doors. "Okay, kids, I'll pick you up at around five."
"Don't bother, Misato-san," Shinji said, slinging his bag over his
shoulder and opening the door. "I'll walk home with Toji and Kensuke."
"I'm walking home as well," Rei said.
As she said this, a bicycle zoomed past the car and screeched into the
school courtyard.
"What the HECK was that?" Misato asked, sticking her head out the window
for a better look.
"Oh, just Natsume-kun," was Rei's parting words as she left the car.
Shinji said. "Thanks for the lift. Bye." And with this he stepped out
and walked into school grounds.
"I'm going shopping with Hikari and Ibuki," Asuka said, exiting the car.
"You don't have to pick me up either. Auf wiedersehen."
"Okay, take care," Misato said as Asuka shut the door. She stepped on
the gas and started to pull away from the curb. "Thank God," she
muttered.
"Commander Ikari, I can explain," Kaji began to say, but he was
interrupted.
"Kaji," Gendo said, hands clasped in front of him as he sat behind his
desk, "I send you to do the simplest task and you botch it up?"
"Commander," Fuyutsuki pleaded, "there's no need to get upset. It's
easily rectifiable."
Outside Gendo's office the red figure of the Evangelion Unit 02 could be
seen being loaded by ocean carrier into the docking bays by a crew of
about two hundred personnel from the inland channel leading to the
ocean.
"It had damn better be, Fuyutsuki," Gendo said. "I sent you to Germany
to get it and you try to cheat me by giving me these cheap imitations?"
Gendo pulled open a drawer and picked up a can and slammed it on his
desk. "Kirin Beer, Kaji? Have you ever heard of a German beer named
Kirin?!" He lobbed the empty can and hit Kaji on the head before it fell,
clattering on the Jacob's Ladder inscribed on the office floor.
Kaji swallowed hard but didn't flinch.
Fuyutsuki sighed. Gendo was in one of his funny moods again.
"I merely got the package mixed up with another one, sir. I have the
real goods with me right now," Kaji said, raising up a plastic bag.
"I imagine your girlfriend's surprise when she opened her stash of beer
and found Oktoberfest-quality brew in it instead," Gendo said, standing
up and walking toward Kaji.
Kaji was sweating visibly. "Sir, I assure you, not one of these cans
were consumed. I fought long and hard to save them, sir."
"I imagine you did," Gendo smirked as he walked beside Kaji. He quickly
snatched the bag from Kaji and walked back behind his desk, back turned
to him. "I have your report of the Unit 02's delivery, as well as your
missive from Chairman Kiehl. That's all for now. Dismissed."
Kaji began to walk away, but Gendo called back, "Oh, and one more
thing." He turned around to face Gendo and reflexively raised his hand to
block another beer can blow to the head. He caught it and looked at it.
It was one of the Commander's!
Gendo smirked. "For your trouble."
Kaji nodded and exited the office.
Gendo sat down and placed his feet on his desk as he opened one can and
tossed another to Fuyutsuki. He chuckled as he raised his can in
mock-toast. "To world domination."
Fuyutsuki weakly grinned as he opened his and pretended to take a drink.
He could never understand the appeal of these things.
The trouble with pretending to drink in Gendo's office is that there
was no place to spit. Not a single potted plant or vase anywhere. Aside
from the Sephiroth and Jacob's Ladder inscribed in the ceiling and floor
there was no other feature to the place except for the lone desk in the
middle. The only way to fake it was to raise the can to one's lips and
tilt it like you were pouring the disgusting concoction into your mouth,
except of course your mouth was shut.
"Yui says hi," Gendo said off-handedly, which made Fuyutsuki spit. Since
the can was tilted toward his closed mouth he wasted about a third of the
beer, spilling it on the floor.
"You're so easy to fluster, Kozo," Gendo said, smirking, as he took one
last pull from his beer, opened a drawer and dropped the empty can
inside. He looked forlornly at the beer on the floor for a moment. "What
a waste."
"Gendo, will you please be serious for once?" Fuyutsuki snapped, wiping
his mouth with the back of his hand.
"Fine, fine," Gendo relented. "Chairman Kiehl says that the training of
the Fifth Child under my wife's guidance goes according to schedule."
"That's good. Do we start synchronization tests for the rest of the
Children?"
"Soon," Gendo speculated, swiveling his chair from side to side with his
feet. "We only have one slight problem. Yui would never agree to Shinji
or Rei taking it just yet. I still have a lot of convincing to do. You
know how much trouble the synchronization test gave her, remember?"
"For one thing, she was already too old to synchronize properly with the
EVA," Fuyutsuki argued. "And another thing, Dr. Akagi pushed her test too
far without prior consent from you or me. I'm surprised you didn't
censure her for her actions."
"Oh, believe me, what I did was punishment enough for Naoko. She's still
being punished to this day, in fact," Gendo said, and a sly smile formed
on his face. "But still, we needed her expertise at Artificial
Intelligence, and I was not going to let such a valuable mind go to waste
for that, not matter how reckless it was."
"I suppose you're right, Gendo," Fuyutsuki said, as he raised the can to
his lips.
"Fuyutsuki-sensei."
Fuyutsuki raised his eyebrows in query.
Gendo smiled. "You're faking again."
Kaji walked down the hallway to the main elevators, open can of beer in
hand. No wonder the Commander was so possessive of these things. Kaji
grinned in satisfaction as he raised the can to his lips as he waited for
the elevator.
"You liar! You told me those were for the Commander!"
Kaji froze with the can to his mouth as Misato appeared from behind the
elevator door. "Darling!" he said, throwing his arms out wide and deftly
tossing the can in the trash can beside him. "I missed you!" he
exclaimed, stepping into the elevator.
"You saw me yesterday, you moron," Misato said, folding her arms. "And
that was one of those beers you said were for Commander Ikari. You lied
to me again?!"
"I swear, it's true! He gave me that one can for compensation!"
"Uh-huh." Misato wasn't buying any. "Next thing you'll tell me you're
not really having a thing with my landlady, she just had something in her
eye."
"But I'm not having a thing with your landlady!" Kaji protested. "How
could I have time to when I'm always with you?"
"Not since Asuka was assigned to live with me," Misato flatly pointed
out.
"But that was one week ago! Surely you don't think I could do such a
thing in the span of only one week!"
The elevator stopped, and the doors opened.
"Oh, my dear, dear, Kaji," Misato said, patting Kaji on the cheek as she
walked out of the elevator car. "I guess it's true. I do give you a whole
lot of credit," she said behind closing doors.
"The Second Impact was the flooding as a result of a meteorite smashing
into the polar ice cap. It completely changed the ecology of the world.
Fortunately," Soichiro-sensei lectured the class in a nasal voice, "for
us fortunate enough to be living in Tokyo, the devastation and flooding
that so ravaged our city was gone the next morning. However, the next
morning, as everyone knows, the space alien Lum arrived, starting the
fateful ten-day race to determine whether or not the planet would be
subjugated or left alone. The man responsible for our freedom today was
Moroboshi Ataru…"
"Hey, baka Shinji," Asuka whispered. "Is this class boring or what?"
"I dunno, I think it's quite interesting…" Shinji replied.
"Will you people pipe down!" Kensuke hissed. "The teacher might catch
you!"
"What do you care, otaku boy?" Asuka spat.
"Guys, chill," the boy with the combed-back hair said. "You wouldn't
want to be standing out there carrying pails in the hallway again would
you?"
"Toji-chan's right," Ikuko, a brunette with a medium-length haircut
concurred. She turned to him and smiled.
Toji blushed. "Th-thanks Ikuko…"
Shinji heard a 'hmph' and knew it was Hikari, a girl with brown hair and
a cute freckled face, although he would never admit it to himself. She
was being jealous of Toji again, it seemed. "He should know firsthand,"
she said dryly.
"Uh, that is to say, I uh…" Toji stammered as he faced Hikari.
"Suzuhara!" Soichiro-sensei yelled at Toji. "Go stand in the hall!" He
pointed at a bunch of pails full of water in the corner of the
classroom.
Toji picked up a pail with each hand and grumbled out of the
classroom.
"Somehow I don't think that form of punishment works on Toji anymore,"
Shinji commented.
"You think so? Gee," class rep Yagami Ibuki said, snorting. "What made
you say that? Could it be the fact that this is the fourth time this week
and it's only Wednesday?"
"Frankly, I don't see what the heck Hikari and Ikuko see in that loser,"
Asuka said, shrugging.
Shinji stole a glance at the teacher. Soichiro-sensei's back was turned
to the class (while he was admonishing Toji outside) and so he leaned an
elbow on Asuka's desk and smirked at her. "Maybe it's because he's a nice
guy, Soryu." He laid a finger on Asuka's forehead. "And maybe the appeal
of being nice is lost to that elitist Aryan brain of yours."
"WHAT?!" Asuka said, pushing off from Shinji and getting to her feet.
"You take that back!"
"Miss Soryu!" Soichiro-sensei yelled. "Pails! Hallway! Now!"
"But… but it was Shinji's fault!" Asuka pleaded, pointing a finger at
Shinji.
"Me?" Shinji asked in a disgustingly innocent voice, already seated. "I
was just sitting here, Otonashi-sensei. And it's not polite to point at
people like that, Asuka."
"How does the man do it?" Kensuke wondered out loud.
"I dunno," Ibuki said, "but if it weren't for him Miss Germany here
would so much more unbearable."
"Asuka. Out. Now," Soichiro-sensei said, signaling toward the pails and
the door.
"Hmm. Uncle Soichiro's in a bad mood lately," Ikuko mused.
Asuka grabbed a pail in each hand and muttered out of the classroom.
Shinji smirked. "Gee, from the time those two keep spending together out
in the hallway, you'd think they were an item or something."
Hikari growled at Shinji. Ikuko just grinned.
Shinji threw up his hands in mock-surrender. "Oops! I didn't really mean
to say that, honest!"
"Right," Ibuki snorted, grinning at Shinji.
Rei never really was any good with people. Always the shy one, she stood
in the shadow of her more active older brother for most of her life. Not
that she minded. She looked to hide behind his shadow most of the time,
anyway, to avoid the awkwardness of human interaction.
Of course, Rei knew she was pretty. Enough people had said it
consistently enough to convince her that they weren't making it up.
Besides, people said she looked like her mother and she always thought of
her mother as the most beautiful woman in the world.
The problem arose when she was told this directly. She never knew how to
deal with compliments, since her brother received more that she felt she
probably ever would, and he always downplayed it with his signature sense
of charming humility. The most amazing part of that was that it was not
false modesty at all. Father had always taught them that their advantages
over other people were only relative, and hearing other people sing your
praises was never as important as your own self assessment. Shinji
usually felt he was only doing his part.
Rei, on the other hand, upon being told of her beauty, did not know how
to react. She knew she had very little to do with the way she turned out.
If anything, she wanted to point the fawning admirers in the direction of
her parents, who were directly responsible for her genetic heritage.
So Rei had little to be proud of herself over, besides her intelligence,
which she got from both parents, and so very rarely did people recognize
it, since she was so silent all the time.
The person who made her even less sure of herself was Natsume Ryunosuke,
who was at that very moment smiling at her from the other end of the
classroom.
She could never quite understand what he was smiling at her for. True,
that one day they sat together all afternoon talking about nothing in
particular (which she oddly enjoyed), but that was only because he was
waiting for his father to pick him up and she was waiting for hers. When
the time had come for them to leave she strangely felt both satisfied and
regretful at the same time.
Behind Ryunosuke was Yoshimi, another shy girl, but unlike herself was
properly shy. Which was to say that she was shy as was required of a
proper young lady such as herself, whereas Rei was simply plain-vanilla
shy. It made Yoshimi seem demure, while Rei came off as aloof.
And behind Yoshimi was the short Ichinose Kentaro, a rather sullen boy
who cursed his own genetic heritage the way Rei cherished her own. For
such an innocuous-looking boy, though, he had his share of rumors
circulating about him. Some said that he lived with his mother who was
abandoned by his father who disappeared without a trace, which drove his
mother to alcoholism, which in turn made his home existence a miserable
one. Rei knew better than to take those rumors at face value, although
most rumors had a grain of truth in them, no matter how tiny, and so she
took note of it and put it away from her mind, like she did most
everything else.
At that precise moment, Rei turned away from Ryunosuke's gaze.
"Ryunosuke!" the teacher yelled. "Are you paying attention at all?"
"No, sir! I mean, yes sir!"
"Wrong answer! Here are the pails. You know what to do. Take two and…"
But before the professor could finish Ryunosuke took four in each hand
and two with his teeth and exited into the hallway.
"What's the point?" Kentaro muttered. "He could carry a hundred gallons,
no sweat. What's ten pails?"
Yoshimi giggled, covering her mouth with her right hand and facing
front, bravely trying to keep on a face of seriousness.
Rei blinked, felt like she wanted to do something, but because she
wasn't exactly certain of what was proper to do, did nothing. Instead,
she listened, or tried to listen, to what was left of the lecture.
"Home from work, Ritsuko?"
"Yes, mother," Akagi Ritsuko called back, towards the kitchen. She took
off her shoes and walked toward the sofa, collapsing in a comfortable
heap. Diagnostics. Diagnostics. All she ever did at NERV was diagnostics.
Diagnostics for the MAGI. Diagnostics for the surveillance equipment.
Diagnostics for the Entry Plug circuitry.
She sighed. And now that she was home, her life would be treated to
diagnostics from her mother. She waited for several seconds for the
tirade to begin.
It did, and her mind began to parse. "Did you meet anyone new at
work?"
"No, mother." [New Boy at Work Test: Failed.]
"Is there anyone you particularly like at work?"
"No, mother." [Any Boy at Work Test: Failed.]
"How about Kaji? He seems like a rather nice fellow to me."
"No, mother, he's Misato's." [Old Guy Friend Test: Failed.]
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, mother." [Cyclic Redundancy Check: Failed.]
"But I see the two of you flirting all the time." [Checking Bad Sectors
for Recoverable Data.]
"Trust me mom. It's harmless flirting. [Primary Check: Failed.]
"How can he be Misato's? They keep fighting with each other." [Checking
Bad Sectors for Recoverable Data.]
"That's the point, mom. They keep fighting. They might as well be
married." [Secondary Check: Failed.]
"How can you say that? Just because they fight all the time doesn't mean
they're meant for each other. Look at Commander Ikari and me in the
past." [Benchmark Testing.]
"Trust me mom. They're hopelessly in love with each other." [Benchmark
Test: Failed.]
"Really, Ritsuko! When do you plan on giving me grandchildren? Why when
I was your age you where what? Eight?"
Ritsuko sighed and attempted to sleep through the rest of her mother's
speech. [Extracting files from archive.]
"Yui, Dear? It's me, Gendo."
Yui smiled. Gendo knew she did, even over the speakerphone. "Oh, Gendo!
I missed you."
It was enough to make a man believe in the existence of God. "I missed
you too. The kids are fine, I had Misato drive them to school today, I
had an important meeting to attend." He stuck out his tongue and turned
his eyes up at the half-truth.
"Really? I hope we're not imposing on her too much."
"What's to impose on? She's got a car, she was heading that way to drop
off Asuka anyway."
"Yes, but Honey, you made her live with Asuka in the first place."
Gendo grinned. "So I did. What an odd and fortuitous coincidence!" He
stuck his tongue out again.
"Whatever," her heard her say sarcastically, although he could hear the
grin in her voice. "You'd better not be messing around back there while
I'm gone, buster!"
"Mess around? I'm hurt, truly hurt."
"Uh-huh."
"No, seriously!" Gendo said, emoting his 'deep emotional distress'. He
staggered back a few steps, clutching at his chest. "Oh, you have cut me
to the core of my very being! Why do my actions inspire so much distrust
in you, my beloved?" He took his glasses off and threw them on top of his
desk in one single motion, with a flourish, openly 'weeping' into his
other hand. "How could I possibly even look at other women while I have
you, my dearest? It pains me so to hear you say such." He said this while
pretending he was about to faint.
Yui burst out laughing. "Oh, Rokubungi, you're so ridiculous!"
"I try my best," he said, grinning.
"Well, anyway, I'm coming home in a few days with the Fifth Child. I
hope you can control your primal urges until then, or I shall have you
fire Captain Katsuragi and both Dr. Akagi's and replace them with
toothless old spinsters."
"Spinsters? Don't you think that's a bad idea? They might be desperate
enough, you know."
"Oh, stop it, Gendo!" She giggled, always a pleasant thing to hear.
"Well, I'll see you then. Bye, Hon!"
"Bye, dear." Gendo pressed the button and cut off the call. He sat back
down, rested his feet on his desk, and leaned back, hands behind his
head. He sighed to himself in satisfaction.
"Ahem."
He turned to face the source of the noise. "Yes?"
Sub-Commander Fuyutsuki wore a weary and rather sickly look on his face
as he faced Gendo, eyes hooded. "Commander, can I go now?"
To be continued…
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OMAKE! OMAKE! OMAKE!
Four shards of the one mirror. Four fragments of a whole greater than the
sum of all parts.
And slipping in between the cracks are tiny little pieces of the Nanban
Mirror, changing reality by a ridiculously trivial degree. Other shards
of the one mirror. Tiny fragments of reality substantially lesser than
the sum of all parts.
HIBIKI RYOGA : YELLOW, WITH BLACK SPOTS
Ryoga ran toward the dojo, ring in hand. "Akane, at last I'll finally be
able to tell you how I feel! Just wait for me! I'll free you! I'll stop
this stupid wedding you have with Ranma if it's the last thing I ever…"
SPLASH! Into a mud puddle he went.
"Bwee! Bu-kiii!"
Oh, P-chan thought weeping to himself as he helplessly watched the
Shinto wedding proceed before him, if only I hadn't followed Ranma all
the way to China, I would still be a man, man enough to stop this wedding
and confess my love to Akane, and defeat that wretch Ranma!"
As he wept, a tiny pig tear fell on an even tinier shard, that sparkled
a little.
One destiny slightly altered. One shard changing one reality by a
ridiculously trivial degree. One teeny tiny shard of the one mirror. One
fragment substantially lesser than the sum of all parts.
The Sum of Spare Parts : Yellow, with Black Spots
Ryoga wandered through the dense wilderness. "Damn it! When I find you,
Ranma Saotome, I'll destroy your happiness!"
A teeny tiny sparkle of light. A pale flicker of insight. Memories,
somewhat trickling onto Ryoga's mind, underwhelming it with memories he
could barely understand anyway.
"No! If I continue on this mad quest to find Ranma I'll fall into the
Spring of Drowned Pig!" Ryoga gasped. "I must turn back and return to
Japan, while I still have my manhood! I've been given a second chance!"
He looked around. "Now if I could only remember the way back home."
After days of trekking through the dense jungle, he emerged into a
clearing. He looked and saw a raised ledge. "Huh. Maybe I can get my
bearings from up there. It looks like a good vantage point. Maybe I can
see the way back to Japan from there. I'm through with looking for
Ranma."
He trudged up the incline and took a good look at his surroundings.
"What are all these little ponds doing here? Maybe I'm in Hokkaido…" he
supposed, looking over a feudal era map of Japan.
"Come back here, old man!" he hear someone say. "Oh no!" he cried.
A panda ran past him and he began to panic. "No! It can't be!"
He got kneed on the head by a very familiar red-haired pig-tailed girl..
at least, familiar until the point where he got smacked on the head, then
he completely forgot about where he saw her before, forever.
He plummeted down, down, and he saw below him a spring with a bamboo
pole jutting out of the surface of the water. "How positively odd," he
thought out loud. "I appear to be experiencing déjà vu," he said as he
struck the surface of the water.
Surprised by his newfound (and transitory) eloquence gained through head
concussion, he opened his mouth in an effort to speak out loud the last
profound statement he could get out of it. Such a shame too, for if he
had managed to say it out loud it would have changed the course of his
life and the lives of others forever, but it came out thus:
"BWEEEEE!!!"
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