This is a little something I cooked up for you to kick around. Have fun.
^\_/^

Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion and Ranma 1/2 belong to different
groups of people/ companies. No disrespect intended. Please don't sue me,
I'll simply jump to an alternate dimension where money is meanigless and
people can do what they want (hey, why don't I just do that? :) ) 

 - Nerv Headquarters -

     The monitors were finally silent. This was as Misato liked it. Quiet,
the precious seconds between the times when panic and fear would fight for
control of her heart, when you could steep back and see yourself, when the
needs of that instance didn't overwhelm all other thought. This quiet
moment passed. The self control that she felt she had fought so hard for
vanished. The people in the control room around her were already jumpy
enough after what had just transpired. 
     She screamed, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?". Inhale, try to find that calm
place, fail. "WHERE ARE THEY? AND THE ANGEL?" This is it Misato, this is
when you break and they cart you off to the loonybin because you finally
lost it, she thought to herself.
     Ritsuko turned from a small computer display and faced Misato. Shock
and disbelief have etched themselves onto her face. Like an automan she
said, "The three Evas, their pilots and the Angel are no longer there.
fementoseconds before their disapearance the deep underground gravametric
observatory, two miles beneath central dogma, registered a massive
distortion in the space-time fabric."
     "WHAT?" screeched Misato.
     Ritsuko slowly regaining some semblance of emotion, mainly fear, said,
"It's not that they're not _here_, it's that they're not here _now_."
     "Time travel?" Misato sceptically asked.
     "It would appear to be so."
     After so many strange events the crew on duty at NERV H.Q. thought
that they were a pretty unflappable lot; they were wrong. The control
centre filled with panic and people shouting.

{fade out}

{fade in}

     As far as Ranma was concerned you could write the events of today on
sand paper using liquid tear gas as ink, present said item to Kami-sama and
give him very specific instructions on where to file said item. Normally,
Ranma could take the events of the day and deal with it, after all hadn't
he beentravelling for ten years with his father? But today, he felt a
little blasphemy was in order for not ten minutes ago, possible the worst
event in his _whole_ life had just occured.
     The guide was speaking again, talking to him and his father. Ranma
thought it might be worth listening to, to see if the guide had found the
answer to his 'special' predicament. The guide had a book with him, it was
a very old, very large book and the guide said, "this book over
ten-thousand year old. It feature recorded history of Jusenkyo area."
     Genma, Ranma's father, gasped in amazement, "Does that book contain
information on how to get rid of our curses?!"    
     "No," the guide replied. "Is visitor's logbook, write time when you
fall in spring here, what spring called here,, and what name you have
here,, and where you go to now."
     Ranma bopped the guy on the head. "Aaah! That's no use to me!!"
     "I know you want find cure so--"  
     <~~~~Ks-plooosshhh!~~~> 
     <~~~~F-fwwwoossshhhhsplishsplish!~~~>
     <~~~~Slap-slosh FOOOM!~~~~> 
     The guide turned quickly to the door to see what was happening
outside. Ranma and Genma followed him out of his house. The guide looked
around the Jusenkyo spring area.
     "It sound like three very large people fall in spring!" the guide said
in a shocked voice. "Hope it not elephant jumping in spring again. We have
trouble with stampede last year!"
     Ranma and his father really didn't want to follow the guide back to
the source of their troubles. But follow they did. They approached an area
of the cursed springs that they hadn't seen before. 
     The guide explained to them, "These are hot cursed springs, effect of
hot and cold water reversed from normal cursed spring.
     "So this kettle of hot water that I brought with me is not going to
help whoever has fallen in here," Ranma said despondantly.
     The guide replied, "No, unfortunately we need cold water to turn the
victims back into their uncursed form."
     Ranma was standing with his back against a set of particularly high
reeds so when the kettle was snatched from his hand and he turned to see
nought but the grass reeds swaying. He backed away defensively from the
reedsand listened carefully and could hear <splash! splash!> followed by a
<f-took!> and a girl saying, "You sure took your time, Shinji." <F-took!> 
    "Whoever's in there, come out now!" Ranma challenged the kettle-thief
in the reeds. There was a moment of silence and two teenage girls in very
tight-fitting rubber and plastic suits walked out of the reeds. 
    The one who had fiery red hair and was wearing a red and black suit
shouted at Ranma, "Who the hell are you?! What is this place??!"
    The quite one with blue hair in the white and black suit said quietly,
"I think we would acheive a lot more without the shouting."
    Ranma was a bit stunned about the fitting that the girls clothes gave
them. From the reeds could be heard a splash and a teenage brown-haired boy
in a loose fitting white and blue suit emerged and handed the now empty
kettle to Ranma.
    The boy said plaintively, "I'm sorry about stealing your kettle but we
really needed it." The boy then pressed a button the wrist of his suit
where the glove connected to the arm of the suit. <F-took!> The boy was now
wearing a tight-fitting suit.
    "So you fell in the hot springs?" Ranma asked.
    Before the boy could reply, the guide cut in and said, "No. Over there
is normal cursed spring," and pointed in the direction the three young
people had come from. "Over here, where sound of large impact heard is hot
cursed spring,"  he said pointed in the direction of the hot pools of water
that were wreathed in a shawl of mist. From the direction he pointed,
something could be seen apporaching the small group, from the mist. As it
approached, what was coming could be seen with greater clarity. For the
guide, this was truning into a quite busy day. First of all, honoured
customer and son had fallen into cursed spring, then small black pig,
honoured customer had caught for lunch, turned out to be another victim of
cursed spring. Now there was these two girls and a boy who'd obviously
fallen into a spring. Now who was approaching? "Anyone know of anyone else
in area?!"
     The young boy tentatively announced, "Uh... Excuse me but my name's
Shinji and uh... I think I know what those three things are."
     The red-haired said something in a foreign language but the meaning
was obvious. She continued in Japanese, "My..! No!  No, this can't be
happening! I won't believe it! Not my beautiful Evangelion!!"
     Out of the mist walked a beautiful naked woman with a white swan
balanced om her left hand, with a wolf walking at her right side. The woman
walked up to the red-headed girl and put the swan on her shoulder - the
swan had a tuft of red and orange feathers on the centre of its forehead.
As the woman walked around Rei, the grey wolf, with a tuft of blue fur on
its forehead with a band of white fur sperating the blue from the grey,
stopped and stared at Rei. The beautiful woman walked up behind Shinji and
wrapped her arms protectively around him. She had black hair that flowed
down to her hips, with a streak of purple hair and a streak of green hair
running the full length of her hair.    
     The guide was used to strange things happening. Genma was feeling abit
out of his depth and there was that big wolf. Ranma had his eyes flicking
between the girls in the suits and the naked woman behind Shinji. Shinji
was worried about his breathing due to the presence of this naked beautiful
woman. Asuka was wondering what the hell had happened to her Eva to turn it
ino a SWAN!
      Rei kneeled down in front of the wolf and patted it on the head and
sang gently, "Nice doggy, good Eva..." The wolf wagged its tail.

Well, here in the UK the episodes for Evangelion have so far only reached
up to episode 16: "Sickness unto death, And..." So I will not bewriting the
rest of this story. They say the easiset way to get rid of a cold is to
give it to someone else, I hope the same applies to ideas... ^_^

PHOOsun at stroma@globalnet.co.uk