Ive had a few requests to resend w/o all the iicky stuff, so here it
 is..enjoy! And C&C is still needed

~Ranko~


Goddesses in Nerima

[Scene: the streets of Nerima. The sky is overcast, and it looks like it may
 rain at any moment. Ranma and Akane are walking down the street in silence.
 Ranma is on the ground for once, and both are dressed nicer than usual]

Ranma: [finally breaking the silence] Ya know, we don't have to do this..

Akane: At least it gets our dads off our backs for a while.

Ranma: Yeah..

Akane: Uh-huh...

[The two get quiet again, and continue walking slowly. Suddenly a flash of
 purple hair flew down from a tree and glomped onto Ranma's arm]

Purple Hair: Aiya!! Ranma take Shampoo on date now?

Ranma: [trying to dislodge Shampoo from his arm] No! I'm taking Akane on a
 date, not you! 
	
[Ranma and Akane both blush.]
	
Voice: Whaaat?! You're taking Akane *where*?

Shampoo: Husband say he take Violent Pervert girl on date. Spatula girl hard
 in hearing? 

[The UberSpatula� comes smashing down on Shampoo's head.]

Ukyo: My Ranchan is not taking you or Akane on a date! Are ya, Ranchan?

Ranma: Uhh...

[Beautiful choral music is heared from above, and the clouds split to let
 sunlight shine thru. A black-robed figure descends down and stands atop the
 fence. Happosai comes from nowhere and looks up the figures robes.]

Happi: Ohoho! How sweet! 

[The figure drops a frying pan on Happi, who is squished and silenced. Ranma
 attempts to pic up the frying pan, but it is nearly impossible. A bright gold
 aura surrounds the figure, and a face is seen by all.]

Ranma, Akane, and Ukyo: Nabiki?!

Figure: No, silly peoples. I am the Goddess Amanda. I just happen to look like
 your Nabiki. [she holds out one hand, and the frying pan levitates into it,
 then disappears. Happosai is very squished. And very dead. A huge cheer comes
 from all the women of Nerima.]

Ranma: Hey, what's up with that frying pan? How come its so heavy?

Amanda: Because, Ranma, because.

Ranma: Oh..ok. [looks confused, but somehow enlightened.]

Shampoo: Why weird girl here? What you want?

Amanda: I am here to bring peace to Nerima. Ranma, Akane..[they look up at
 her] you love each other. You're going to be married next week, and take over
 the Dojo. 

Akane and Ranma: Yes! You're right! [they kiss and go off hand-in-hand to do
 naughty things that they should wait for the wedding night for]

Ukyo: Hey, what about me?! I wanted to marry Ranchan! He's my fiance! [waves
 the UberSpatula at the Goddess]

Amanda: Hmm..Ukyo, you no longer love Ranma. You and Shampoo will have a one
 night stand together, and then have each other kill the other, in a fit of
 depression over Ranma abandoning you. [the two start to walk off] Oh, and
 Shampoo..?

Shampoo: Yes? What want now?

Amanda: For the few more hours that you're alive, use proper Japanese instead
 of broken, ok?

Shampoo: Hai! [she and Ukuo walk off to meet their own fates.]

Amanda: Now, who's next? [On cue, Mousse, Kuno, and Ryoga show up]

All three boys: Give us Saotome! He will die!

Amanda: [giggles to herself] More people to make happy! Ok, Kuno-chan..[a
 Ranma-chan clone and an Akane clone appear on the ground, and are instantly
 glomped by Kuno]

Kuno: Oh Pig-tailed girl! Akane Tendo! I would date with you both!!!

Clones: [monotone]Yes Kuno-sama. Anything you say. I love you, Kuno-sama.

[Kuno drags his beloved clones back to the Kuno estate]

Mousse: What about me?

Amanda: Hmmm...[whistles and Ling-ling and Lung-lung appear] Girls, Mousse
 needs your special attention. Take care of him for me, ok? Mousse, go with the
 twins. 

Twins: Ok! We take Mousse back to village and all be happy! [they bound off
 back to China, carrying Mousse between them]

Amanda: [picks Ryoga up into her arms] Now, my dear one, just a few more to
 take care of..[they fly off]

[scene change: the Tendo dojo, where odd noises are coming from Akane's room]

Kasumi: Oh my..Akane and Ranma have been up there for a long time. I wonder if
 theyre ok?

Amanda: [floats down next to Kasumi] Hey, hun, dont worry about them. Theyre
 fine. [dumps a glass of cold water on Genma who just happens to be nearby]
 Now, Kasumi, Dr. Tofu has given up his love for you. He thinks that you dont
 love him, so now hes off in Tahiti with Betty-chan. 

Kasumi: Oh dear!

Amanda: Don't worry, I got it covered. Now, take this, [hands her a giant
 knife] and make some lovely Pepper Panda Steaks for your father. [Genma-panda
 facefaults. Kasumi beams brightly, like always. Soun smiles because he's
 getting food.] You will also learn to play shogi, and let your father win
 every time. 

Kasumi:[Goes about preparing a marinade for the panda steaks, humming her
 happy cooking song]

Amanda: [snaps her fingers and Nabiki appears at her side] Biki-chan, you will
 come with me. Youre going to be my personal finance-type-person. And take
 Ryoga's place when he wanders off..

Nabiki: Umm..what do I get out of this?

Amanda: 1000,000 yen an hour.

Nabiki: I'm in!!

Ryoga: What about me? 

Amanda: Youre coming to be my one love. [smiles sweetly at him]

Ryoga: What about Akari? And Akane?

Amanda: Akane is with Ranma, and Akari is happy with that ginat freak-pig of
 hers.

Ryoga: Oh..well then, I suppose I will go with you.

Amanda: Of course, Ryoga, sweetie. [kisses his forehead] One last thing to
 take care of..[she takes Ryoga and Nabiki off on another little flight]

[Scene change: the back yard of the Kuno estate]

Kodachi: What do you want? What are you doing here in my yard?!

Amanda: Shut up, you crazy..so-and-so! 

Kodachi: How *dare* you insult me, peasant?! Midorgame! Here!

[the pet crocodile waddles to her side]

Amanda: [laughs] I dont think you understand..Midorgame, eat her! [Midorgame
 does as told] Ahh..all is well in Nerima! Shall we off? [Ryoga and Nabiki nod]
 Come then! [she takes both of their hands, and floats back up into the clouds.
 A silvery, bell-like laugh is heared all over Nerima.]

[pan out on a peaceful, happy Nerima.]