>From "Tim" <tmcgr12839@famtree.com>

Please don't do a lemon cat/cat fanfic involving shamps 'Kay?

Luna was trapped and she knew it.  She could jump for the fence, but the
pack would be on her back if she tried.

The small black cat with the moonsign turned away from the dead end.
"Alright, what do you want?"

The tiger-stripped alleycat at the head of the pack stood on his hindpaws,
leaned back against the wall, pulled out a pack of Meowld Sevens, lit up a
cigarette and blew smoke into the face of the moon cat.  "You've got a
problem babe.  You've entered our turf without permission.  We can't just
let that slide."

A woman watering her flowerbox on the second floor ignored the commotion
in the alleyway below, but not the ringing of her phone.  She left the
watering can on the boxledge as she turned back inside to answer the
phone.

A large round shape watched the alleyway below, then started to leap.

Shampoo really didn't want to go on this errand for Cologne and so she was
taking a roundabout route.  Bored, she looked around and saw the gang
threatening the cat below her.  She knew what it was to be abused for
being a small cat.  She scowled and leapt down next to Luna.

The large greenish-white cat in midair started to thrash his limbs around
to avoid the spot the amazon had landed in.  Hercules managed to knock the
watering can off the ledge and the reaction pushed him to land between
Shampoo and Luna.

The can emptied itself over Shampoo and her clothes tumbled to a heap on
the ground.

Hercules grabbed Luna by the scruff of the neck and leapt over the pack of
alleycats.

>From her vantage point, Luna looked back and saw a small white cat with
purple trim emerge from Shampoo's clothing.  Luna gasped.

Hercules landed on a manhole cover and it started to tip over.

"Mother!"  Luna called out.  "What are you doing in the twentieth
century?".

Then the manhole cover flipped over and dumped Hercules and Luna into the
sewers.

Torajima dropped his cigarette in surprise, then turned back from the
fading clatter of the manhole cover to study Neko-Shampoo.  "Well, what do
we have here?"

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
    One can assume that if Shampoo had kittens, they would have human-like
    qualities, t'cha?