Subject: [FFML][really short spamfic] Arthur, King of the Britains
From: "Strata812" <hospitals@erols.com>
Date: 5/28/1998, 6:12 PM
To: "FFML" <fanfic@fanfic.com>

I don't know if this has been done before (I haven't been on the ML for that
long), but I just recently rewatched "Monty Python and the Quest for the
Holy Grail" with a friend who'd never seen it, and this popped into my head.
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    King Arthur and his knights trotted slowly through the forest, the
servants acting as packhorses clicking coconut shells behind them. The
forest started to darken, and the obvious warnings of danger got more...
obvious.
    Suddenly, a tall being appeared in front of Arthur, bringing the knights
to an abrupt halt.  King Arthur looked at the being in horror.
    A large burlap looking cloak covered with sewn on feathers and beads was
wrapped around the being.  Two others sprang up behind it.  The leader was
distinguishable by her bright red hair with a long pigtail.  One of the two
behind the leader had long blue hair, the other short blond.
    "Who are you, trespasser?"
    Arthur looked back at his knights and gulped.  "I am Arthur... King of
the Britains. Who are you?" He knew full well who they were, and so did his
knights.  He waited for the inevitable answer.
    The two beings behind the the leader took a step forward.  One tripped
on a rock, plowing into the other, who eventually knocked over the leader.
The cloaks fell away to reveal three young girls, and some stilts.  They
were clad in what looked like school uniforms with some armor over it.
    Lancelot started laughing at what they had all thought as a great
threat.
    The leader's voice raised over Lancelot's laughter, silencing him with
it's shrillness.
    "Silence travesty! Cower in fear, for we are... the Magic Knights who
say 'Ni!'"

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^_^  Too much Monty Python for me.

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