Subject: [FFML] [SPAM] Just when you thought the spam couldn't get any worse...
From: "Damon Casale" <damoo@jps.net>
Date: 5/27/1998, 10:54 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

URL: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/3864/
RE:  Search-Sites.com Indexing System

The website above was indexed by our search engine's 
spider on Mon May 25 21:52:14 PDT 1998.

Please verify your keywords by visiting:
http://search-sites.com/submit/www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/3864/

If this isn't your web site, we invite you to
add your own to our database yourself at:
http://Search-Sites.com/

[rest snipped]

Houston, the Spam has found the FFML.  I repeat...the SPAM has found the FFML.  
Prepare for emergency procedures.

Translation:  RUN LIKE $&#$& HELL!!


Damon Casale, damoo@jps.net
Spam, spam!  WONDERFUL Spam!!  ^_^