<You call that a snip? That's not a snip... THIS is a snip.>

[Akane chimes in, they're both just *beaming* at the camera]

"That's right! We are here to urge you to get your pet spayed or
neutered today!"

"BWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" squels P-chan, suddenly finding Akane's arms
less-than-comforting.
"MINAKOCHAN!!!" yells Artemis. "I'm MARRIED!"

*snicker snicker*

"Oh hush Artemis, you've already had a kitten and besides, Luna said 

she

doesn't mind." Minako hisses at him, then turns and smiles for the
camera.

[Camera zooms in as Artemis' eyes bug out and his face turns beet red.]

"We're going to get our pets fixed today, right Minako-chan?" 

"Right Akane-chan!"

*chuckle*

THREE WEEKS LATER, at the TENDO DOJO ...

"Hey Ryouga! Have a good trip, man!" said Ranma as he lead Ryouga into
the cab that would take him to the airport so that he could fly to
Europe.

"Thanks Ranma," squeaked Ryouga in a voice 2 octaves higher than
previously. "I will be sure to write to you as soon as I get settled
into the Vienna Boys Choir!"

*huh-huh, huh-huh*

Meanwhile, at the AINO RESIDENCE

Artemis, wearing a huge pink bow with long droopy sashes around his
neck, was writing a note on Minako's desk. He got down, picked up a
small satchel in his teeth and leapt out the window.  The camera pans 

to

the note on the desk.

"Minako --

Tell Luna I'm suing for custody of Diana. I'll be back, I'm just going
to get cured. The Sailor Starlights assure me that I'll re-gender when 

I

henshin into Tuxedo Neko.

Artemis
#Nobody's Lover#

PS:
Jupiter has a better singing voice than you."

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This was cute. Beats the hell outta having Bob Barker's end-of-show 
plugs. ;)


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Ron Bailey baileyr@hotmail.com, rjbailey@my-dejanews.com

"Oh, great.  We're all gonna die."
"It happens...but miracles happen too."
         --Rattrap & Rhinox, "CotF" Part 2

"I mean, I *like* being attractive and popular, it's, like, *me*, okay?
So if Dr. Shar makes everybody *else* attractive and popular,
then *I'll* have to be even more attractive just to keep *up,* and
then if they, like, go back to her to catch up to *me,* then *I'll* have
to go back and pretty soon it'll be, like, one of those vicious
*things!* Where will it end, Daria? Where will it *end?*" (Too Cute)
- Quinn Morgendorfer

TF Fan Code: G++ FR FW-- M- #0 D- AA+ N+ W B-- OP+ MUSH- BC-- CN- OM-- 


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