Hey!  I am getting into the spammy spirit before Tybalt mallets us all!
Urusei Yatsura belongs to Rumiko Takahashi
[We see a crowd of girls pounding on the ground, screaming bloody murder and
raising quite a dust cloud.  They  walk away, sniffing the air.  The dust
cloud clears up and we see Ataru Moroboshi laying on the ground looking quite
beat up.  He abruptly jumps to his feet, his bruises gone.  He dusts himself
off and then looks toward the camera]
Ataru: Oh, hello.  You know, after a hard day of girl-chasing and Lum-evading,
my energy is really sapped.  That's why I drink SHASTI!  With SHASTI, I quench
my thirst AND get the energy back to enjoy my favorite past-time.
[Ataru then notices another girl, who screams in fear and runs away.  He
chases after her around a corner.  Then there is a bright flash of light and a
scream of pain]

SHASTI, from the makers of MUGHI

-murmur the fallen