Subject: [FFML] [SPAM] Toshi's Funeral
From: Ryoucilo
Date: 5/22/1998, 12:53 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Toshi who had only appeared on the FFML for about
less than twenty-four hours has died. He died of a 
spastic colon earlier this morning.  His last words
were ," I... be betterer thn yuu!" And yes he asked
me to write them that way. His body will be cremated
and then thrown into the  landfill that is a couple of
miles away from my house (I wish that he was bio-degradeable
, but he isn't) Oh, well I am going to give the eulogy
for Toshi.

Toshi, was a man... Well, I don't really know he could have
been a woman or he could have been a hermaphrodite, anyway
Toshi was a man who wanted respect above all else. But as we
all know no one shows respect towards a self-insertion author.
He could have accomplished great things like giving Megane 6.7
really good material to work with. He could have done a lot of
things, but he didn't. Now, he is with God, well Toshi always 
thought he was God so that's kind of redundant from his point
of view. Well, I think we should all bow our heads and... uh...
do something religious because I have no frigging idea what to
do now.

If you would like to pay your respects to Toshi please send your
E-mail to the noted address. Please do not clogg up the
FFML with unnecessary spam like the message I
have just sent.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.