Okay, everybody else has gotten their number two's in, so I guess 
it's my turn.  I know this is gonna break one of the rules... but I 
don't care. ^_^

<snip we must>

(Scene opens to Godzilla doing his usual Tokyo rampage.  He suddenly 
stops and looks down, seeing Sailor Moon standing on a rooftop in 
front of him.)

Which version, the classic rubber suit kind or the 
new-but-purportedly-not-as-improved-as-it-was-hyped-to-be one? And which 
version of Moon?

Moon: Yo!  Gojira!  Can I ask you something?

(Godzilla snarls but takes no action as Sailor Moon pulls a giant 
object out of subspace and throws it up to him.)

Moon: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie 
Pop?

(Pan up to see that Godzilla is holding a giant version of a Tootsie 
Pop.  He blinks, tears off the wrapper, and starts licking.  Sailor 
Moon counts off each lick, but when Godzilla licks it five times...)

SFX: CRUNCH!!!

Moon: HEY!  No fair!  You bit!

(Godzilla roars again, drops the Tootsie Pop stick, turns around and 
goes back to his rampage.)

VO: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of 
a Tootsie Pop?

Moon:(Sighs) The world may never know.

(Cut to a scene of every Anime character imaginable standing behind 
her and all of them moving off to fight the Big G.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

BTW, seen the movie yet?

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Ron Bailey baileyr@hotmail.com, rjbailey@my-dejanews.com

"Oh, great.  We're all gonna die."
"It happens...but miracles happen too."
         --Rattrap & Rhinox, "CotF" Part 2

"I mean, I *like* being attractive and popular, it's, like, *me*, okay?
So if Dr. Shar makes everybody *else* attractive and popular,
then *I'll* have to be even more attractive just to keep *up,* and
then if they, like, go back to her to catch up to *me,* then *I'll* have
to go back and pretty soon it'll be, like, one of those vicious
*things!* Where will it end, Daria? Where will it *end?*" (Too Cute)
- Quinn Morgendorfer

TF Fan Code: G++ FR FW-- M- #0 D- AA+ N+ W B-- OP+ MUSH- BC-- CN- OM-- 


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