Subject: [FFML] Toshi's Adventures in The World of the Lion King
From: Toshi
Date: 5/21/1998, 6:19 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

MSTs not wanted. Go away Megane 6.7 
Praise welcomed
Criticism not welcomed

Toshi's Adventures in The World of the Lion King

pt.1

Toshi was walking down the street as usual for a normal
day of walking, but no talking. He had to find the hole in
time in the space warp vision otherwise all reality would die
and no one would survive the nuculear explosion of the time
space matter blast.
*KABOOM*
There wuz an explozion that occured in the market place and 
Toshi flew into the air with the magical powers that were given
to him by the Gods. The Gods upon meeting him had said,
"Toshi is the wisest being in all of existence we must worship
him or suther the consequnces!"
Using his magical eyesight he saw the explosion in the distance.
Shock to his mind it was a building explosiong in the distance.
"MAGICAL POEWR WAV!"
Explosion all people were savd from DEATH! They all shouted
in unison!
"Topshi is the Greatest...."
Toshi said,"What?"
"PERSON IN THE WORLD!"
They all bowed down before Toshi's superior intellect which was
much betterer than their own intellectual minds.  Then a portal 
of doom opened and Toshi did say,"Dreadful objects, so familiar"
(Ain't i smart. He, he, he.) 
He was drugged into the portal of death and taken to another dimension!
Toshi was feeling ill! But he perservered as he was humbled by the 
experience and knew that he was better than mere mortals! 
Flying, Flying, Flying through the portal he thought of all of the leaders
of the world who had admitd that he wuz supperior to them.
Toshi laughed at the memory fo he was betterer thatn any man alive.
HE wuz than taken to the dimension where stuff hpend quite frequently.
As he hit the ground he yelled,"My butt hurts!"
(He, he, he. I mad a funny!)
There were animals that came from nowhere that began to talk,
"IT be a human! LEt us smash him!"
Then a lion with red hair said,"No! HE is better than us! LEt us make him
our God!"
They took Toshi to the kinglky crown room where he became king!
Toshi said,"I am kingly and kingly be did in his name for sacrificail lambs
of non-existence. HOORAY!"
Then a Ghost DEMON Warrior known as Ryoko came flewn into the
kingly room and said,"I will fight you to the death!"
Toshi built up his superior energy to the point of being really, really
strong.
Toshi sent out his mega blast
"Suki Da Yo!"
Ryoko dodged the blast which destoryed Mt.Kiliminjaro (How do spell that?)
Ryokoiohr sent out a monster demon to kill Toshi. IT almost did, but Toshi
was much betterer than her!
The battlle wuz woned by Toshi. Ryoko conceded to his victory and said,
"I will bcome your sex slav from now on till eternity!"
TOshi said,"He, he, he. Just as long as you bring the CABBIT!"
Everybody laughed at Toshi.
Toshi said,"Pardon my wit!"

This be the End For NOW
















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Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.