Hey everyone,

Inspiration finally hit me, although there are a million of these
commercials out there, so I'll no doubt cause Paul-san to send another
dozen adfics to the ffml.  ; )

Anywho, without further adieu, I bring you...

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Scene opens on the Tendo home.

Ranma-kun is in the kitchen slathering way too much peanut butter on
a slice of bread while listening to the radio.

The music ends as Ranma takes a big bite of his peanut butter with a
smidge of bread, and we hear, "Yes, it's time for radio trivia, I will
call one lucky houshold and if they can answer my question they will
win a free all expence paid trip to China!  And now for the phonecall."

Dialing is heard over the radio and then the Tendo phone rings.

Ranma picks up and, "Mohhmi mohhmi."

"Hello, is this the Tendo residence?"

"Yephm."

"If you can answer this one question, you and your family will win an
all expence paid trip to China for a week!  Now, can you tell me what
happens when a male outsider defeats a Chinese amazon in hand-to-hand
combat?

"Remember, a trip to China rides on your ability to answer this question!"

"Yesh! Mphmmm mhmmmnmph mnnnmmmnnm mhhmn!!"

"I'm sorry, can you repeat that?"

"I semm, Mmmpph mmmmhpphm mpmmnmmnm!!!"

"I'm sorry caller, I can't understand a word of that.  It looks like I'll
have to
try the next caller on my list.  Goodbye."

Ranma-kun falls to his knee's screaming as the screen fades to black and we hear
that made-for-TV voice say:

GOT MILK?

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