Paul Cousins'

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the anime and magna. I lay no claim to the characters in this fanfic.
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broke.

 Note: I have never read a fanfic using this idea before. So didn't
shoot {flame} me if there is one.
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  The Tiger's Sword: Prologue 
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 Happosai was angry that Ranma  stole his bag of goodies and he wanted
to teach that boy a lesson he would never forget. Then saw Kuno coming
up the street and that gave him an idea.  
 
 "CURSE YOU SAOTOME!!! I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO DEFEAT YOU!!!" Kuno
screamed in to the air . 
 
 "Anything? You say." Kuno heard someone say. He look down and saw
Happosai.

 "YES ANYTHING. WHAT DO YOU WANT OLD PRUNE." Kuno screamed at Happosai. 

 "There is this lesson I know about that I could teach you. But first
you would have to become my victim err I mean student." Happosia said.

 "I didn't know that I should. Because the last time I learned from
you. Now I have to slice every melon I see into nice even chunks. But
ok." Kuno said.

 Later

 Kuno wanted to ask a lot of questions about what Happosai was doing
and about his sanity or lack there of. 
 First off why was Happosai asking him to stand in front of a pit of
starving alley cats and why was Happosai making him tie fish sausage
all over his closes and his body. And why did Happosai just throw that
tiger into that pit. 
 
 Then Happosai walk up to Kuno and pushed him into the pit.
 Kuno screamed."ARG!!! DOWN KITTIES!!! ARG!!! STOP KITTIES!!! ARG!!!
HELP!!! ARG!!! PLEASE!!! ARG!!! STOP!!!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!"

 Happosia watched and talked to himself. "Boy is Ranma going to be
happy when I bring home his new pet. I just know that they will get
along great togather. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!."
 
 In one of Happosia hand held a piece of paper who's words said: How
to learn the Nekoken. 
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  I could not get this idea out of my head. So I wrote it. Now back to
writing Part 1 of Bubblegum Blade.
 
 Paul Cousins' at paul_cousins@yahoo.com
  I know that this is an insane idea.
   But it is an idea. 
    The Few, The Weird, The Insane, The Writers!!!
 












 



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