Oh...may I?

Yes, LaShawn. You may.
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(Opening shot of the back of the Kuno mansion. Kodachi is sitting on the
veranda, clad in a simple black dress. She is calmly eating dinner with
chopsticks.)

(After a moment, she reaches over and picks up a slim red bottle. She
shakes a red liquid into her food, then goes back to eating demurely.)

(Suddenly there's a loud cackle. Kodachi blinks and looks down to see
Happosai perched upon her bosom. With a grin, he plunges his hands into her
dress.)

(With a remarkable calm demeanor, Kodachi deliberately takes another bite
of her food, staring steadily at the old man.)

(Happosai yanks out a black bra, waves it wildly, and bounds off, chortling
madly. Kodachi merely watches him go without making a move.)

(Happosai bounds towards the electric fence which surrounds the Kuno
grounds. As he reaches it...)

Happosai: What a haul! What a haul! WHAT A HA--!

(Happosai abruptly blows up.)

**BOOOO0000000M!!!!!**

(Cut back to the veranda. Kodachi blinks, then a slow, evil smile spreads
across her 
face. Her shoulders begin shaking, until she gives up and throw back her
head.)

Kodachi: HOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cut to the red bottle against a black background. As the V.O. talks, we
still can hear Kodachi cackling.)

V.O.: Kuno's Patented Red-Hot Tabasco Sauce. 

Kodachi's voice: It's just too hot to handle! OH HOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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