I know it's been done. But it hasn't been done well enough to suit me.

And now to sleep. I hope.

--G. Falconar

I liked your version  better than mine.

As a tribute (In Cyanspeak)

[The scene is an auditorium, a man has just finished reading his work.  The
audience stands and we hear...]

Arthur, Arthur,  Arthur

[the camera zooms in to a couple in the front.]

The man turns to the woman with a questioning look and says, " I thought his
name was Paul?"

"Shhh... last week, a work of George Bernard Shaw's was read and the
audience sang the Barney song!"

[The camera zooms out and we see that the man has frozen in place.]

V.O. Tune in next week to another exciting reading to the Dyslexics
Anonymous Club!


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Weak attempt at humor, I know.  Hey what can I say!

Mike Allen