Well, this just 'popped in there...'  Figured I might as well post it.

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[Shot of Shinji standing outside Eva Unit 1]

Voice:  Pist, Kid.

Shinji:  Huh?  Who's there?

[Camera pans upwards to reveal a familiar, accursed small white ball, with
accustomed cap, seven eyes, and smiley face.]

Ball:  You look hungry.  How bout we take this thing out for a spin and pick
up a sourdough Keele?

Shinji:  I don't think the Eva will fit through the drive through.  And
there's an angel attacking.

Ball:  Well, defeat this angel and I'll treat you to a sourdough Keele, my
treat.  Think of the warm, crispy bun, soft cheese...

Shinji:  Well, alright...

Ball:  Good!  Now lets go get that angel!

[Minuites later the next angel is killed as Eva Unit 1 hurls the Keele in a
Box ball straight though it.]

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And Another

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[Shot of the inside of a garage, with millions of Keele in the box ball
sitting in tiny folding chairs.]

Interesting Looking Ball with Keele (tm) glasses:  Alright, Im calling the
Tokyo 3 setion to order.  I'd like to welcome our new members...

[Quick shot of air crafts full of balls.]

ILBWKG:  I would also like to thank Ryojo Kaji for loaning us Misato's room
as the place for our meetings...

[Whistles, whooping sounds, etc from the audiance.]

ILBWKG:  And I'd also like to thank Shinji Ikari's personal Keele in the Box
ball for being the first employee to get an Angel to try a sour dough Keele.

[Shot of Kaoru chomping down of a sourdough Keele.]

Kaoru:  <glazed look> tasty...

[Back to the convention.]

Kaji:  <Leaning down to the microphone.>  Alright, Chairman Keele has given
you permission to call his sourdough Keele mind bogling but not brain
warping, and and unforgettable experince, but not brainwashing.  And to keep
playing it safe.

[Kaji walks out of the room as the phone rings.]

ILBWKG:  Alright everyone, lets play it safe out there, and watch out for
angels.

[A huge angel in the shape of a Keele in the Box bag lands on the apartment,
before taking off again.]

Kaji:  <Walking in the room again, talking into the phone.>  Yes commander
Mckari, their all gone now.  <to the balls.> Oh, by the way, there's an
angel comming...


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Yeah, these are pretty lame, but I had to get them out.
Jonathan Lloyd,
Rune, Master of Confusion and Being Lost in Time
Korin, Extreemly Confused Seiryuu Seishi