Cologne is property of Rumiko Takahashi et al.  The rest is stolen from old
US
commercials.

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[The shot opens with a car careening wildly along a road.   It stops at a
dojo.  An old woman hops out of the car and into the dojo.  After a few
seconds and the sound of a short battle, she hops back out with the dojo
sign and leaves. ]

Narrator:  �Are you the strongest fighter in your neighborhood?�

[The car leaves and screams to the next dojo.  After a few seconds and the
sound of a short battle, she hops back out with its� sign and leaves. ]

Narrator: �Looking for a strong, beautiful wife?�

[The car leaves and screams to the next dojo.  After a few seconds and the
sound of a short battle, she hops back out with yet another dojo sign and
leaves. ]

Narrator: �:  �Yes, gentlemen!  If you can defeat this woman, you get the
pick of the village to be your wife!�

[Shots of Shampoo, a young Cologne and various other beautiful Amazon women
are seen.]

[The car screams to a stop in front of the camera.]

Cologne looks into the camera and says, �Give me your best shot, dear!�

Narrator:  �Looking for the few, the proud, the best men there are.  The
AMAZONS.�

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Hope you liked it.

Mike Allen, newbie fic writer.