Nihao!
	I just can�t help myself.

[If you don�t know that these are camera shots by now, you haven�t been paying attention] 

VO: Have you ever want see China?

[Shots of the Mt. Quanjing region] 

VO: See rustic villages? 

[Shots of the Joketsuzoku Village]

VO: And tour famous training grounds?

[Shots of Jusenkyo]

VO: [Walks on screen to show that it�s actually the Jusenkyo Guide] Then Jusenkyo Tours have good deal for you! We guide you to famous training grounds of Jusenkyo and rustic village of Joketsuzoku. Please see travel guide or call 1-800-Jusenkyo for catalog for vacation!

[Small print] Jusenkyo Tours is not responsible for any curses, kisses of death, or marriage agreements occurred during your tour.


I�m sorry, I guess I really shouldn�t have been watching the Sci-Fi channel last night when these come on.

Urd: (Off camera and sounding sultry) Ever want to play with the big girls?

[Shots of Ryoko, Shampoo, Shayla Shayla, and Priss in various, uh, interesting clothing]

Urd: Call 1-900-NOSEBLEED and see if you�re man enough to handle us�

[More shots, this time of Ryoko with her energy sword, Shampoo with her twin maces, Shayla Shayla with her fire shield, and Priss in her hardsuit pointing the rail gun at the camera.]
  

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Here sir we come to famous training ground of accursed springs
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|Guide of the training grounds|Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo, BGC,  |
|of accursed springs, 8th     |AMG, Tank Police, Gall Force, |
|Disciple of Eriond, and proud|YUA, GitS, ADP, Evangelion    |
| member of the #SkAS#        |Project A-ko, UY, VPM, BGC!   |
|--------http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/6549 ----------------|
|Akane, Linna, Washu, Nene,   |Nene showed Mackie just how   |
|Skuld, Belldandy, Kiyone     |much she knew. Winter Blossoms|
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