I can't believe no one has done this yet...

[Scene opens to Tokyo at night.  No one is on the streets but there are
signs all over the place that say "Free Tacos"]
[Camera cuts to Taco Bell Chihuahua holding a rope in it's mouth
attached to a box with a couple of tacos under it]
Chihuahua:  Here Ai-chan, Ai-chan, Ai-chan

[We hear a creature scream in the distance and we see a foot come down
wearing something that looks like a cross between a boot and a slipper.
The leg is obscured by a pair of tights]

Chihuahua:  Here Ai-chan, Ai-chan, Ai-chan

[A shadow falls over the Chuhuahua and it looks up]

Chihuahua:  Uh-oh, I tink I need a bigger box.

[AIZILLA coming soon]

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AJ
who still can't believe no one did that